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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version)

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Father, husband, he/him, 49-year-💀 crocheter with imposter syndrome. NOT FLIRTING with you irl; not flirting with you in the skyline. A ducky mess. Granted the superpower of Meme Manipulation by Brioche. The only DM I will sanction is Don Mattingly.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14h
CLAIM: the ICE agents fired into a vehicle with a child in it for no reason at all FACT: these keys here are jingling isn't that interesting? isnt the sound they make really something?
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Mona Eltahawy @monaeltahawy.bsky.social · 15h
Galleys are here! And will be sent out soon! Pre-orders available via link below. Coming from Mariner Books February 2027. www.harpercollins.com/products/fem...
Cover of a book: on a black background, a pink column of light rises. On it is written: Mona Eltahawy Feminism vs Fascism: Ten Tactics to Topple Tyrants
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ALASKA RANKED CHOICE VOTING Alaska has some of the toughest campaign finance transparency laws in the country. Outside spenders are funding a ballot measure to get rid of those laws, RCV & open primaries. That would flood Alaska’s elections with untraceable campaign cash. VOTE NO on 2 NOon2ak.com
Santa stands outside, in front of a brick wall on a sunny day. He wears his red/white Santa hat (with ‘Santa Claus - North Pole - Alaska' pin), wire-rim glasses, and a green shirt, while holding a rectangular card that reads, “NO on 2 - Protect Alaska’s Elections.”
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
“‘Cuse is in the house - oh my god” 🤘
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been a Yankees fan since I first started watching them play on WPIX - usually before Honeymooners reruns aired. Last September, the Yankees held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk. The next day, players fawned over Trump in their locker room. I haven’t been able to watch a game since.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hate it when theatre companies don’t release a cast list for their upcoming production like no I will not attend your show if I can’t scan the playbill in advance for my exes
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Good luck unseeing this
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I just saw someone refer to Kid Rock as Jesus of Methlehem.
Tom Holland looking at his phone with his fist to his mouth in a oooof motion.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Her sentence needs to be commuted ffs. They tried to place her IV for an HOUR, with her HELPING THEM, and still fucked it up and left her in agony
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
m.youtube.com
Rattlesnakes (2026 Remaster)
YouTube video by Tori Amos - Topic
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
i’m still chuckling about this. imagine being a pair of professional shitstains and then crying like this in public about a joke at your expense
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just going to say one other thing to men: stop posting memes in response to this shit. It’s not cute. We aren’t going to give you props for posting a graphic. Go talk to your sons, your grandsons, your nephews, your friends. Do something that actually might work to change things.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 04/10/2026
Gotta get the sign back out for the fool who thinks CHRISTOPHER FUCKING RUFO is working in good faith, instead of being a media-manipulating eugenicist.
CHAIT HAS NO HOME HERE
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Chanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 04/10/2026
Thinking about the moms who never imagined their tiny little boys could grow up to be monsters. Praying they love their sons enough to demand accountability. This is about Cornell, but it’s also about America.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In light of all the horrible sexual assault in the news, this from my conversation with Kate Manne in February at Princeton still sums up my thoughts. Power =\= Good Men(tm). Power = Power.
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
So sorry that he took over your sports ball team at 9 - 19 and lost in the first round of the playoffs, but my policy still stands, and I’m no less petty.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pretty confident that if an inebriated man passed out in ANY sorority… there would NEVER be any semblance of a text chain offering up free willy
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Looking forward to James sweating his way through Senator Nixon’s swearing-in ceremony.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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pattycake @pppattycake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love how Senator Kennedy came over and wanted some of the spotlight in this debacle. hahahahahahahhaha
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
May Michael Tracey never know so much as a sliver of peace for the rest of his rotten existence.
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like I'm going insane hearing about Cornell and similar cases constantly, with no justice for us, ever. Women deserve to be protected by the laws we claim to have. If it's fully legal to harm us, just say that.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026
Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.”
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is one of those moments to consider right now what you are telling your son(s) about what it means to be a good man. Because in addition to the seven who did it, there were 57 men in that group chat who stood by and did NOTHING. NOTHING. My god.
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026
this is the greatest thing i have ever heard
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
I tried editing my profile to reflect turning 50 yesterday, but it won’t save and tells me “something went wrong,” and it’s tough to not feel that’s more commentary than error message.
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George Washington III - VO🎙️ @gwiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#OneMinuteOfPoetry 09/25/2026 “Blueprint” by Jarod K. Anderson (The CryptoNaturalist). The Space Shuttle is often considered the most complex machine ever built. Still not as amazing as…trees. #voiceover #poetry
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Boneless Wings…Lover @coachd21.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
That’s a classic for sure. I gotta pull this underrated joint out open.spotify.com/s/eREPbYN
open.spotify.com
Secret Lovers
Atlantic Starr · As The Band Turns · Song · 1986
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 23/09/2026
Haven't seen a better AI explainer than this one (even if it somewhat overstates the AI safety stuff) www.instagram.com/reel/Ddlt1kR...
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ people, vaccinate yourself and your damn kids if you're eligible
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lot of issues here but one part that sticks out in light of the almost-attacked-a-Chinese-ship story today: people with very important jobs where lives are at stake have bought the hype and outsourced their whole brains to AI. We're going to see more and more of this. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...
In the past year, the Defense Department has rapidly made Maven a cornerstone of the US military apparatus. Several former senior US military officials now work for Palantir, including some with high-level security clearances in Centcom’s Tampa headquarters. Their role is to keep the software functioning inside secure military environments. Some Centcom personnel expected Maven to flag stale information or inconsistencies in the underlying intelligence assembled for potential targets, the officials said. It’s not clear why they had such expectations.
The intelligence report, circulated across the US military this spring in the midst of the war with Iran, immediately set off alarm bells: A Chinese ship in the Middle East was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.

The US military swung into action with plans to intercept the vessel, according to four sources familiar with the episode. According to two of the sources, armed members of the US military were preparing to board the ship. Military planes were in the air, one of those sources and another source familiar with the incident said.

It was only just before the planned operation that officials dug deeper into the report put together by a special operations command analyst and found it had been generated with the help of artificial intelligence (AI) — and that a chatbot the analyst had used inaccurately identified the material the ship was carrying. CNN was not able to learn what the misidentified cargo was.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh.
green day x pansy division flyer
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care is not advocating for Paxton. It's advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi! This is out today and it’s awesome! And I am proud to be connected to it! SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE!!! WE ARE FUCKING MAGICAL!!!!
youtu.be
What Happened at Aleister Crowley’s Boleskine House? | #WITCHYAF
YouTube video by Etch
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In testimony to Congress, Kash Patel defended removing bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants. In fairness to Mr. Patel, he’s in a tough spot here. When your president has a reputation for thoroughly screwing the nation’s beef industry, all bets are off the table.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Rachael Scotson @rachaelscotson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am a creative writer. I might not be listening to you but, rest assured, one of my characters will be.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Maurice Mo Brown @mobreezy213.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Small donations make a massive difference. Through NY’s public matching program, $10 becomes $130:
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Support Mo Brown in the General Election
Support Mo Brown in the General Election
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026
The asshole who thinks advertising for women’s clothing should cater to his tiny erection is THE SAME ASSHOLE who thinks it is soft and embarrassing to ever tell his own son he loves him. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
From The Telegraph:
“Fathers shouldn't have to tell their children they love them”
by Michael Deacon“In any case, I'm in no position to criticise, because I never say ‘I love you’ to my own son, either.”
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
3 things: 1) Children already need parental consent for medical procedures; so where's parents' rights on this? 2) Despite (1), literally innumerable gender-related surgeries HAVE been performed on minors without parental consent, except its done to literal newborns to "correct" being born intersex…
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
James Talarico thinks he can win by letting the other team dictate the rules. Utter foolishness
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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
He said “safe,” and I sarcastically commented he was against football. But he’s not. He’s just not good at it. It’s the 3rd quarter, and Talarico’s switching to a prevent defense. Whatever useless consultant talked him into this needs to be banished. And Talarico should apologize publicly.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lethal Shooter has Ms. Rachel on fire.
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