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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026

I misread this as “Megan VERSUS Fashion Show,” and my immediate reaction was, “Megan would win this, hands down.”

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026

This is the most effective way to communicate with any Nazi. Just glorious.

This racist nozzle deserved all of the hits, but he deserved this one the most. I think this was the 4th in a series, and it really is the type of punishment that really should make even the most hateful among us begin to re-evaluate every life choice made
since the age of 12.

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026

The asshole who thinks advertising for women’s clothing should cater to his tiny erection is THE SAME ASSHOLE who thinks it is soft and embarrassing to ever tell his own son he loves him. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...

From The Telegraph:
“Fathers shouldn't have to tell their children they love them”
by Michael Deacon

“In any case, I'm in no position to criticise, because I never say ‘I love you’ to my own son, either.”

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026

No one can be paid enough to sit through 90 minutes of that malfunctioning wind-up toy’s jaw chattering through the most tiresome audition instructions imaginable.

Motion Prompt, as typed by the failed actor who created Tilly Norwood:
“[redacted] just found out her dog died. She’s on a London street. She got a call and found out that her . . . “

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026

THIS is how I learned people have been asking for “dope” with the combo meal 🤭🏆 And I am intensely jealous.

From https://mydialect.us

“Your dialect map:
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from New York - about 57% of your answers match a typical resident.”

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 05/08/2026

Easy to mistake today’s weather app forecast with NC-17 films playing on early 90s Cinemax

5PM “Hot & Muggy”
6PM “Toasty Evening”
7PM “Still Hot”

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 03/08/2026

Congratulations, Climate Defiance, for proving what we already knew: progressive clown shit is just another flavor of clown shit. I’m not re-posting the video of these knuckleheads harassing people at their job, but it’s 3rd rate, Matt Walsh-caliber performative nonsense.

Climate Defiance asshats, right before harassing employees and customers in a UPS Store. Calling out Haley Stevens would be an easy 2-inch gimme putt for anyone competent, but these jackwagons pulled out a 3-iron and whacked each other in the nuts instead.

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026

Congratulations to the intrepid reporter who breaks the news about how Lindsey Graham celebrated his last birthday.

Graphic showing Lindsey Graham’s birthday as July 9 - only 2 days before his death

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 19/06/2026

The timeline with one of the most deflating ”how it started / how it’s going” sequences

On top, a post by the always-poetic Written by Uju, showing a beautiful, loving, graceful President and First Lady Obama sharing a moment of peace by a window.
On top, the current occupant of the White House, fumbling with a medal, without so much as a shred of grace, and after inexplicably slapping the recipient in the middle of his back.

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 12/06/2026

Mr. Brown is running against an incumbent with tremendous name recognition in the Syracuse area. And it’s not just from being in office for decades, but from having a relative (same last name) famous enough to have an early voting location named for him. No, really.

2026 EARLY VOTING DATES & TIMES FOR THE PRIMARY ELECTION AT THE BELOW LOCATIONS:

ARMOND MAGNARELLI COMMUNITY CENTER AT MCCHESNEY PARK

2300 Grant Boulevard, Syracuse NY 13208

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026

I wish Carmelo Anthony never less serenity than this.

Melo enjoying his popcorn, in spite of it all

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026

Scott Bessent’s voice is Temu Tim Gunn, but his face is giving Ackroyd as “Doctor Detroit.“

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026

I’m going to name 3 right off the bat: The Slot Machine Fred Ex 4th and 26

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 14/04/2026

Everything that’s been said about ice is 🎯🎯🎯 Also, Glad Press ‘N Seal made showering MUCH less worrisome. Hope everything goes well!

Glad Press ‘N Seal, protector of knee incisions, quality control for showers

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 07/04/2026

If you‘re in NY-22, you can contact John Mannion’s office here:

Congressman John Mannion’s office numbers:
Washington DC: 202-225-3701
Syracuse: 315-233-4333
Utica: 315-732-0713

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 06/04/2026

Happy Birthday to New York City Council candidate Lindsey Boylan🎂 While Ritchie Torres was praising “tough guy“ Andrew Cuomo, Boylan tirelessly used her voice to remind us who he really is. She’s a big reason his inevitability evaporated, and why polls like this now look insane. Please vote.

Emerson College poll from a month before Cuomo declared his candidacy, showing him leading all candidates at 33%, with Zohran Mamdani at 1%

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 26/03/2026

It’s not ok, but the first thing that comes to mind when I hear Gene Shalit’s name is Jon Lovitz’s impersonation in the “Eye on Chest Hair” SNL skit.

Jon Lovitz as Gene Shalit in “Eye on Chest Hair.” A later close-up reveals ants crawling through the chest hair.

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 09/03/2026

I just found out I’m on a list of misandrists. Absolutely zero apologies to the men I’ve offended with my misandry.

Misandrists list, attributed to ynkubus.bsky.social:

“Sexists, hypocrits and bigots. Hatred against men is a legitimate problem that should not be mocked or ignored. Misandry, like misogyny, is toxic and not welcome. Somehow, this is hard for some people to understand.”

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 07/03/2026

Every time a Republican insists this isn’t a war:

Billy Crystal’s character, speaking to his son’s class in City Slickers:
“Fifties: you have a minor surgery”

Girl at her desk, staring agape at Billy Crystal

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 01/03/2026

Congratulations to Connor Storrie for becoming my top choice to star in the Tim Finn biopic that will never be made.

Connor Storrie, acting alongside an animated bird

Tim Finn, in the glory days of Split Enz

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 27/02/2026

Comforting to see Labour embracing the same level of critical introspection as Democrats, every time centrism is resoundingly rejected by voters.

Tom Baker, as the 4th Doctor, declaring, “I deny this reality. The reality is a computation matrix.”

The 4th Doctor, sad, defeated, “I deny it.”

The 4th Doctor, smiling toward the sky, after emphatically denying his current reality

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 24/02/2026

MS NOW’s State of the Union post-speech coverage is going to be a ratings bonanza.

Sling app guide showing MS NOW’s post-speech programming abbreviated to show “State of the Union Anal…”

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 17/02/2026

Thank you, NBC, for presenting curling strategy like Mike Fratello was explaining it.

No less than 8 arrows added to the screen to illustrate where the next stone could go, during Italy’s women’s curling match against the United States

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 05/02/2026

Imagine watching the “Army” episode and thinking the message is kids who otherwise might be diagnosed as neurodivergent just need to keep playing soldier all the time. Cue Jack’s dad losing his shit during subsequent drives, because the conservative position is pretending ADHD isn’t real. JFC

In the episode “Army,” a boy who might have, in other circumstances, been a candidate for an attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder diagnosis derives meaning and discipline from pretending to be a soldier.

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.myatproto.social · 02/02/2026

I am not code-literate enough to know what Mehmet Oz emailed Jeffrey Epstein. If anyone has any insight, have at it. But please - PLEASE - do not inundate his possibly still active Zoco account with emails. That would be just terrible. I trust you aren’t even thinking of such a thing.