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TomCat

@tomcatjones.bsky.social
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I am perfectly adequate I'm a poet, philosopher, pragmatist, polygamist, protagonist, procrastinator, philanthropist, philanderer, plumber (of depths) and part-time piper

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Incredible slow motion footage of a cheetah running at over 60mph (96km/h), captured at 1200fps by cinematographer Greg Wilson: #AGoodPlace #caturday
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's what you're wearing? During French Fashion Week?
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Living my life according to the teachings of Rico Suave has certainly kept things interesting.
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm just gonna reply "AI" from now on
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not only an auteur, I'm a provocauture
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At my new company I'm giving myself the nickname "Sparky" - nobody knows I'm not Sparky so why not?
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I invented the hollow point spear
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My dream had no consistent narrative arc, discontinuities in editing and logic and no character development. one star.
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My belt buckle rotates - so now I wonder if I should've had the other side out all this time
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When I was young we called "edging" thinking about baseball
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The person who I was when I took these chicken wings out the freezer is not the same person I am now that I have to cook them.
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you can solve this in 15s you're a genis:
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some vendors are showing the tariffs:
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you can solve this in 15 seconds, your math skills are elite. 🧠 What is L?
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Soon-Yi is now older than Mia was when Woody split with her
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 09/08/2026
Stephen Root appreciation post. One of the great character actors. When he shows up in a thing, you know that thing is going to be excellent.
Office SpaceO Brother Where Art ThouBarryWidow's Bay
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You have to use our app! But your password is saved in your browser! You'll need to go into your saved browser, find the password and cut and paste it! All of this is character building 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So cool
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My wife sent me this text: How big is it? What was she talking about?
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Most people today couldn't distinguish between Mike Douglas and Merv Griffin. Including me
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: "The Perfectly Adequate Gatsby" "A Tale of One Village" "The Left Fielder and the Wonderbread" "Smothering Steps" Les Un Peu Mécontents"
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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This would’ve been a great time for him to start rapping.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Sandra! You're home early!"
Skinny dog in a very compromising position with a black-and-white cat, both looking a bit shocked…
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Carla Martin/Carlabela1 @carlabela1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Love listening to this even though I do not understand a word! 😂 youtu.be/30p4saaYq4A?...
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Esther Ofarim & Enrico Macias - Me emek ve'give'a - אסתר עופרים
YouTube video by conmad24
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AI: I feel smart to use it, but I feel dumber after using it
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It used to be "gutsy" but now it's "ballsy". If this trend continues it will soon be "kneesy" and eventually "toesy"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
Dancing Boston Dynamics Robot Knows Its Revenge For This Will Be Sweet theonion.com/dancing-boston-dynamic…
Dancing Boston Dynamics Robot Knows Its Revenge For This Will Be Sweet
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just burned my mouth on mac and cheese. Why would something I love so much hurt me so badly?
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
On karaoke night, I like to put on an instrumental and just hold the microphone
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Rocky Mountain Mike @rockymntnmike.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Chuck Cunningham Is Dead screenrant.com/why-chuck-cu...
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Why Chuck Cunningham Was Really Dropped From Happy Days In Season 2
Why Chuck disappeared from Happy Days...
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m just here to promote my new boyfriend
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No other president could open the straight
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Who did the "other woman" joke better? Friends or Malcom in the Middle? MitM had better starting point with Mom/Son: youtu.be/8vfPN8Tar_Y?... youtu.be/QCdqHswGS5A?...
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When Your Son Has Been Seeing Another Mom | Malcolm in the Middle
YouTube video by Channel 4
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Áine ☽𖤐☾ @whoa-magic.lol · 16/06/2026
Talkin' Bout A Revolution Tracy Chapman youtu.be/Xv8FBjo1Y8I?... 🎧
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Tracy Chapman - Talkin' Bout A Revolution (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Tracy Chapman
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Whatever doesn't krill you makes you lobster
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/06/2026
Said a spokesperson for chimps and elephants, "Fuck you, we're not a problem to solve" www.npr.org/2026/06/07/n...
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Bumblebees have tiny brains but they can solve problems like chimps and elephants
New research suggests the fuzzy insects may be capable of spontaneously solving problems the way animals with much larger brains do.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
(picking sesame seeds off my hamburger) I’m gonna grow my own buns
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I need closed captions for this pilot. What happened to the throaty, deep voices of authority "This is your captain..." Even the swishy steward puts him to shame
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Can we have a TLDW for the Richard Simmons Doc?
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I am definitely cat-like: I will eat hardened cheese off of a paper towel - I just DGAS
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Icymasamune @icymasamune.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
its amazing I can still have "there is nothing good on television" moments with the internet.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hate when I eat the last M&M in the bag without realizing. Like, I needed to mentally prepare myself for that moment.
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Stop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“I’m glad they drove Old Dixie down.”
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” painting of a man at a town meeting
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I accidentally ♥️'d a work colleagues post on 'Teams' - so now we're a couple... and I'm gay
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Smokin' bird
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Microwaves: here’s your hot bowl of cold pasta.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I would like a neighborhood ice cream truck but for adults that comes around at like 6:00ish and serves fantastic cocktails inspired by all of the original ice cream truck treats
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TomCat @tomcatjones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What're the odds Trump keeps the State gift from King Charles for himself
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