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The Honorable Peter Longnecker

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I do law stuff. I like links. Nothing I retweet post or like represents my views, the views of my employer, or anybody’s views at all. I call the final shots! boxd.it/2ahhd

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 3h
if i were a padres fan and watched those two gut-destroying baseball games i legit would consider calling out of work tomorrow
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger is my favorite movie of the year so far. It is a complex and layered film. Incredible acting and design.
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suckers and losers
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views.
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ironically many American liberals do have suicidal empathy- they just have it towards conservatives, who they refuse to realize hate them and want to destroy their way of life
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In violation of the eighth amendment of the constitution
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if,,,
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?” The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents” Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
4/ But over the next 10 weeks, I’d mimic the patterns of a problem gambler with the help of a panel of gambling experts and learn just how much DraftKings would encourage my recklessness — and just how little pushback I’d get as I spiraled downward.
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The boos are very much deserved for the Packers in the first half. They look like shit.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
60+ triples and 100+ home runs within first 640 career games, MLB history: Corbin Carroll Lou Gehrig
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is functionally what it means to proclaim the right of Israel to exist as a Jewish state.
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Jim Small @jimsmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Republicans are increasingly scared they're going to lose the #azleg this year for the first time since 1966. This mailer in a Tucson-area legislative district from the Senate GOP Victory PAC begs voters to support the Republican to avoid "one-party control." We've mostly had that for 60 years!
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Alex Gulotta @alexgulotta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Almost left a day slip by! No on Prop 144 and all the other bad stuff! www.cebv.us/voter-guides
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
John Cornyn and George W. Bush are teaming up to make sure that Donald Trump gets the cronies, mediocrities and ideologues he wants in lifetime appointments to the courts.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The current crop of media fuckwits are the enemy of liberal democracy and should be treated as such by the next dem admin. Just because they're bailing on this horrendously unpopular dementia addled would be dictator does not mean they are our friends now.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please don't be fooled. They've had (very conservatively) almost two years to stand up for the constitution and they refused. They're only doing it now out of solidarity for members of their little incestuous tribe of access journalists.
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Pitch Profiler @mlbpitchprofiler.com · 21/09/2026
Justin Martinez ran it up to 103.0 last night, the hardest pitch thrown in baseball, and backed it with a clean inning and two strikeouts. Jacob Misiorowski peaked at 102.7, Tyron Guerrero at 101.8.
Daily Velocity leaderboard showing top players
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another MLF disasterclass for Green Bay
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Ben @coxsportsohio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hoping all these gambling ads age like this
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol. Lmao even.
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'll defend Politico against Dementia J. Trump every time, but it is kind of educational that the fawning sycophancy of its key White House people, especially Dasha Burns, still got them this outcome
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Green flavor hog water is my next need. Give me the sleeve
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Hogwater is for sale RIGHT NOW. You can get vaccines, Tylenol, and condoms at a CVS, but you can't get Hogwater. That's because you can only get it at Marz Brewing and live at Riot Fest tomorrow. Let's face it: You need Hogwater.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TRADE IS BAD - Trump
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Mike Levin @mikelevin.org · 16/09/2026
Here is the reality. We have the votes to impeach Pete Hegseth tomorrow. Mike Johnson knows it, we know it. So he’s sending us all home to avoid the vote. www.cnn.com/2026/09/16/p...
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House to adjourn early, stave off Hegseth impeachment vote | CNN Politics
Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday announced he is sending members home from Washington early for their seven-week campaigning recess ahead of the midterm elections, a move that will stave off a vote o...
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/09/2026
Ah well then

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JUST IN: Anthropic says they’re highly profitable if you take out some of their biggest expenses.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Crack A Cold One
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is what the oligarch class actually believes, yes. Frankly they especially like that Ye is a Nazi since they believe he can fool some minorities into supporting and voting for the nazi program that the oligarchs support bsky.app/profile/auld...
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HES THE FUCKING MAN CORBIN CARROLL
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 15/09/2026
Stephen Root has won Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘WIDOWS BAY’ at the Emmys.
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love Stephen Root
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Mike Sacks @mikesacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alito and Thomas want the vote suppressed in 2026 to better ensure a Republican Senate so they can retire in 2027 and 2028, respectively, confident that their Trump-chosen successors will be confirmed.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026
Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning.
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Evan Lang @evanlang27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fire Matt LaFleur. Should have been done last year.
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ladd Mckonkey just got laid out old school NFL style
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chad Ryland is a bad kicker
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Marv and Kyler still suck. Things Cardinals watchers know a minute into the season
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kirkmas kinda seems to have served as a purge night for everyone's irony and edginess because this 9/11 was by far the most sincere one i can remember
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The Honorable Peter Longnecker @tombombadil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah I’ll root for a cult against the Devils no problem
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Corbin Carroll now has 20+ HR, 20+ SB &15+ 3B this season It’s the 10th such individual season in MLB history He did it in 2025 Carroll is the first player with two such seasons
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