Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Everyone on football night in America should be executed by firing squad 000
Reposted by TomBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that 105112611927
Reposted by TomPosting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face 252422471
Reposted by Tomceej @ceej.online · 29/01/2025I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC 268122671230
Reposted by TomBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team 10916248
Reposted by TomShutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Did You Know: Hawaii beat Stanford at football because they are a better school 1464169
Reposted by TomPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee 793424393
Reposted by Tomjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Our flâneur president is exploring the psychogeography of the White House in the context of its urban environment but go off 61044167
Reposted by Tomone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The Braves or their stadium shouldn’t be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop 1368889
Reposted by Tomlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/03/2025presumably other sports have this problem from time to time but nothing brings me joy the way a baseball game delay because there's a recalcitrant animal on the field brings me joy 2446214
Reposted by TomNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Showing up to family court wearing a shirt that says “Good Trouble” and walking out before the judge issues full custody to my wife. 212411
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I will never watch a prestige Apple TV drama. This is a blood oath I have taken 000
Reposted by TomChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/02/2025Someone tell Schumer that the OPM is being taken over by college students protesting a genocide so we can actually see some urgency from the opposition party 4354601122
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Any Chiefs fan can drop a pin and fight me at any time, no qualifiers 000
Reposted by TomSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/202518 PLAYS 75 YARDS AND 9 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS HELLLLLLLL YES. 1223919
Reposted by Tombakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/01/2025they got better phone apps for kids, dank food, hot babes, sick electric cars, megacities that make ours look like hovels. we are toilet nation, mark. the hyperloop pedophile has strangled our ability to have good shit. deal with that first you fuckin dope 241807271
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Me to my gf every time Cooper Flagg touches the ball: “he’s from Maine” 010
Reposted by TomSotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 02/05/2023the world, which seems tragically harsh and even doomed on a two coffees empty stomach, now seems alive with possibility after 900 calories of lunch. No conclusions to draw from that 3435110
Reposted by TomBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/01/2025AJ Brown: [reading House of Leaves on the sideline, his eyes turn jet black, the sky fills with ravens] Tom Brady: wow 251205110
Reposted by TomRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that" 323332057985
Reposted by TomNathaniel @hoosiernathaniel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The two teams in the natty are the only two teams to beat Indiana this year. Hell yeah. 39613
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The Bucks love to bury their RBs with receptions way behind the line and somehow it works 020
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Wow it’s like there is no room on the leftist commune for disabled people or SEC burner accounts? 010
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I need to speak to whoever is responsible for the music at 49ers games. I will be armed. 010
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Ryan Seacreast will be drawn and quartered at New Years Rockin Eve, ushering in a true Pax Americana 010
Reposted by TomNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Everyone needs to be enthusiastic about how good the on-campus atmosphere is because I guarantee you there is a PowerPoint deck out there that has the words “College Football Playoff” and “Riyadh” in it and it is not an idle threat 49327
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Cutting to Guantanamo Bay during the Army Navy game is fucking hilarious 010
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Watch warhammer 40k lore YouTube videos, call it an ebook, call it a masters degree, who gives a fuck 010
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Why are all the posts here about libraries why are you thinking about libraries so much 010
Reposted by TomJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/12/2024I do really hope his time playing Civ produces ominous headlines. Parents, it's time to warn your teens against the latest tiktok trend: chop-rushed crossbow pushing 1329615
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 08/12/2024This is a good app but I still can’t watch a complete video of Dead and Co playing Althea at Oracle 010
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 07/12/2024The noble hawk should not be associated with the basketball team from Atlanta 000
Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Every Jeanty 50+ yarder brings us closer to the society we want and deserve 000