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@tom13013.bsky.social
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I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills, and I had to see about it.

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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Everyone on football night in America should be executed by firing squad
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i love brent key so much
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
BULL NOISES
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/01/2025
I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Did You Know: Hawaii beat Stanford at football because they are a better school
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Our flâneur president is exploring the psychogeography of the White House in the context of its urban environment but go off
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The Braves or their stadium shouldn’t be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/03/2025
presumably other sports have this problem from time to time but nothing brings me joy the way a baseball game delay because there's a recalcitrant animal on the field brings me joy
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Showing up to family court wearing a shirt that says “Good Trouble” and walking out before the judge issues full custody to my wife.
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I will never watch a prestige Apple TV drama. This is a blood oath I have taken
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/02/2025
Someone tell Schumer that the OPM is being taken over by college students protesting a genocide so we can actually see some urgency from the opposition party
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Any Chiefs fan can drop a pin and fight me at any time, no qualifiers
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Main takeaway: stop throwing the goal line fade
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Being a catholic is all about pounding the damn rock
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025
18 PLAYS 75 YARDS AND 9 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS HELLLLLLLL YES.
18 PLAYS 75 YARDS AND 9 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS 

HELLLLLLLL YES.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
they got better phone apps for kids, dank food, hot babes, sick electric cars, megacities that make ours look like hovels. we are toilet nation, mark. the hyperloop pedophile has strangled our ability to have good shit. deal with that first you fuckin dope
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Me to my gf every time Cooper Flagg touches the ball: “he’s from Maine”
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 02/05/2023
the world, which seems tragically harsh and even doomed on a two coffees empty stomach, now seems alive with possibility after 900 calories of lunch. No conclusions to draw from that
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
AJ Brown: [reading House of Leaves on the sideline, his eyes turn jet black, the sky fills with ravens] Tom Brady: wow
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Go birds
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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Nathaniel @hoosiernathaniel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The two teams in the natty are the only two teams to beat Indiana this year. Hell yeah.
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The Bucks love to bury their RBs with receptions way behind the line and somehow it works
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Wow it’s like there is no room on the leftist commune for disabled people or SEC burner accounts?
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bad sign for the Bengals today:
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
3-0? Sugar Bowl is a little high scoring for my taste
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Matsui Madsen, pornography aficionado
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I need to speak to whoever is responsible for the music at 49ers games. I will be armed.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
It’s not called the cisfer portal
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ryan Seacreast will be drawn and quartered at New Years Rockin Eve, ushering in a true Pax Americana
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Has Indiana’s punter always been like this
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Everyone needs to be enthusiastic about how good the on-campus atmosphere is because I guarantee you there is a PowerPoint deck out there that has the words “College Football Playoff” and “Riyadh” in it and it is not an idle threat
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
How I feel about 90% of the posts on this app:
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Cutting to Guantanamo Bay during the Army Navy game is fucking hilarious
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Watch warhammer 40k lore YouTube videos, call it an ebook, call it a masters degree, who gives a fuck
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Why are all the posts here about libraries why are you thinking about libraries so much
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/12/2024
I do really hope his time playing Civ produces ominous headlines. Parents, it's time to warn your teens against the latest tiktok trend: chop-rushed crossbow pushing
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is a good app but I still can’t watch a complete video of Dead and Co playing Althea at Oracle
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The noble hawk should not be associated with the basketball team from Atlanta
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Tom @tom13013.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Every Jeanty 50+ yarder brings us closer to the society we want and deserve
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