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Todd Kirby

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Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug. If you feel the urge to freak, do the jitterbug. Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m a card carrying socialist & union member & all that and/but this book fucking torpedoed for me the myth that Democrats & Republicans are “the same.” The massive, fundamental differences btwn D & R administrations in regard to disabled ppl’s lives is INSANE.👩🏻‍🦼‍➡️❤️ judithheumann.com/being-heumann/
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Being Heumann | Personal Story & Fighting Education | Judithheumann
One of the most influential disability rights activists in US history tells her personal story of fighting for the right to receive education
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
listen what's important is that everyone's out there having fun
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Agreed. Literally LOL’d.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Regina George in a Santa hat saying "Stop trying to make Foxtoberfest happen"
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't have a lot of experience with guns, but i do feel like one rule might be "You should know what you're shooting at"
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scotch and mothballs
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m sorry, but that shirt should say, “Can I name your dog?” Nobody does it better.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 06/10/2026
Remember when it would have mattered if the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES suggested that a foreign country bomb American cities?
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I concur
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Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday sparkles 🌊🌊
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Schanz @schanz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It finally happened! #Brewers
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks, Meghan! Fantastic job as always.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing against Schriffen, but the Sox could go another 100 years and not have anywhere near as good a both as they had with Benetti and Stone. Arguably the best in baseball. Just a colossal screw up by the organization.
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boy, I could stare at that all night. Never gets old.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Storm Duck Limited" is my boutique outdoor clothing line
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1,000,000%
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this doesn't feel unrelated to the Cornell thing
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Mayor Brandon Johnson @mayorofchicago.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes, police are not the right fit for someone going through a mental or emotional crisis. Now, Chicago's Crisis Assistance Response and Engagement program is available city-wide when you call 911 and request mental health professionals to respond to someone in mental or emotional crisis.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An understated part of this is that I think he thinks Spotify MAKES the songs.
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Todd Kirby @toddkirby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
100%
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 29/09/2026
OMG this mariachi band doing the national anthem is amazing and an incredibly subversive political statement that I did not expect to come from… Chicago Bears management?
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Celebratory scenes from the Cubs’ clubhouse:
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jason Benetti should win an Emmy for working the Austro-Turkish War into the Tigers broadcast. awfulannouncing.com/mlb/tigers-b...
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The Tigers broadcast did Jason Benetti so wrong
Jason Benetti deserved this one for trying to insert the Austro-Turkish War into the Tigers broadcast on Monday night.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Tigers broadcast did Jason Benetti so wrong
With the MLB season in the home stretch, we may have gotten our best broadcasting moment of the year thanks to the Detroit Tigers and Jason Benetti. While Benetti has seen his star rise on the national scene through his role on Sunday Night Baseball on NBC, his day job remains with the Detroit Tigers. And during Monday night’s game…
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Sean Keeley @seankeeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In Lee Corso’s day, it was about putting a smile on your face. Now, GameDay and Big Noon Kickoff seem more interested in rubbing your nose in it.
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Where have you gone, Lee Corso? College football fans falling out of love with Saturday pregame shows
ESPN's College GameDay and FS1's Big Noon Kickoff should leave you feeling excited about the games ahead, but it doesn't feel that way to some.
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Stephen Rodrick @stephenrodrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today, I had the opportunity to talk with Terry Bradshaw. I told him about crying as a 6-yr-old as a Raiders fan over the Immaculate Reception. Bradshaw: Oh man I'm sorry. Me: You're not really sorry are you? Bradshaw [cackling] Nah, not sorry at all that's just what polite people say.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The military checking for spontaneous morning erections
referee closely examining man's crotch in Key & Peele sketch
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These are the people who should make millions
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is gender affirming care!!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grunch for Senate
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JJ Watt is fine in the booth but gun to my head I prefer a sauced Romo
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What you've all been waiting for ‼️
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman):

Me, drawing little x's and o's on a football field, indicating where I think players should hug and kiss
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am already tired of everyone at A.I. companies releasing statements saying I WISH SOMEONE WOULD STOP ME
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the Marriott mini muffin remembrance is now further away in time (13 years) than 9/11 was when Marriott offered the remembrance muffins (12) 🫡
sign reading "In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11 the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am."
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