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Leftie, scientist, research software engineer, fan of alternative comedy and tabletop gaming.

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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 12h
It's the incel human resources meme. Instead the handsome man is Andy Burnham saying better things are possible, and the other man is Jeremy corbyn saying better things are possible. Ian dunt is saying awful you're sweet to Burnham I'm calling human resources on Jeremy
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Sargoth (discursively endogenous feliform) @longersky.com · 07/09/2025
The famous sociologist slash rhetorical scholar Kenneth Burke once posited that self-help book fill a function by making you feel like you are doing the thing, without necessarily leading to you actually doing the thing. I sense that this notion, formulated in the 60s, might be relevant again
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 23h
Systems which don’t use standard numeric dice (e.g. Genesys, Blades in the Dark) and split attack/damage rolls are another kettle of fish. Less relevant for videogame design though.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 23h
It just changes the granularity of bonuses. +1 on a d6 is equivalent to +2 on a d12. Personally, I’m not keen on systems using anything numeric dice other than d6 and d10, as they’re the ones people have best statistical intuition for (plus d% of course but you don’t use those for damage).
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 23h
More proof that Westcountry cider is the real stuff. It only kills you in ways you *expect* (alcohol poisoning).
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Far Right's response to RAF Fairford (whilst I make poached eggs) Let me know if you'd like to see more of me cooking whilst talking about politics I am REALLY good at one of those things
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With alt text. I yelled
INTRODUCTION

The equities here could not be more one-sided. Defendants admit that they
provide a service without fully knowing how it works. 

This is not just any service. It is one that Defendants themselves concede poses an existential risk to the continued
survival of humankind. 

Defendants claim they cannot stop barreling forward with their potentially civilization-ending endeavors unless they are forced to do so by the
government. They have asked the government to tie them to the mast. 

Plaintiff brings good news to the Defendants: The Florida Attorney General is answering your
cry for help with a motion to enjoin you from harming Floridians with your reckless, unacceptably risky product.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love humor that transcends language
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
So far the only retort from the AI boosters appears to be “2025 doesn’t matter” and I’m not kidding
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 29/09/2026
1d6+14 is more predictable, so players will take fewer risks. You’ll always kill a 15hp foe in one hit, but never a 20hp one. 1d6x5 is more swingy, so players will take bigger risks. You’ll only kill the 15hp foe 2/3 of the time, but you’ll kill the 20hp one 1/2 the time.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 29/09/2026
E.g. smaller dice produce smaller ranges with higher chances for extremes, but can be hard to scale well. 1d6x5 and 1d6+14 both average 17.5 damage with a 1/6 chance of max damage, but play v. differently - especially if you have armour as damage reduction.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 29/09/2026
How large do you *want* the chance to be? What do you want the damage range to be? How do you want damage to scale with progression? The goals determine the mechanics.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 29/09/2026
Also why IMO sum value dicepools shouldn’t go above 5ish dice, as they become too predictable. At some point you’ve effectively got a flat value with lots of admin.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 29/09/2026
It’s a shame as it’s spectacularly good in so many ways, but the upgrades are underwhelming. Most skills have something interesting at the end, at least.
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Dr. Nick Posegay @nposegay.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not that it counts for much now but Rafah had been inhabited for over 3000 years and appears in the book of Maccabees. Now it's just gone.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 28/09/2026
If you’re from the UK they clearly seem like a caricature, but the Americans are oblivious to it.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 28/09/2026
Yeah, absolutely. Had the same sort of thoughts visiting Yale, which is full of buildings that are *supposed* to look like ones from Oxford, but (aside from being unsettlingly pristine) are 2-3x the scale. Like, they would have been impossible to build in the era they pretend to be from.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 28/09/2026
Just remember the rhyme! Masked by the sea, you’re alright by me, Masked by the planes, we’ll clap you in chains.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 28/09/2026
Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters does pretty well by having attacks always hit, with the die roll being whether you crit. Feels less like a thing you ‘should’ be able to rely on.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, I saw your message, but I also saw nineteen other phone alerts that same minute. My brain evolved to evade predators. I will not improve.
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James Butler @piercepenniless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think it's important to grasp that when people like Ovenden use phrases like "rapidly medicalised layabouts" they get a little thrill like they're daring to break taboos, but actually they're repeating the tiresome but orthodox belief of their coterie. (Cf his treatment of Diane Abbott.)
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Transphobia is genuinely an elite fixation that is much less popular than most politicians and media outlets would have you believe.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know it's late in his career but I'd like to see Tom Jones release a follow-up song called 'It IS Unusual', which focuses on rare but documented phenomena like Halley's Comet.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 27/09/2026
Amazing they’re touting their ‘symbolic victory’ over Reform. Don’t celebrate your defeat of the far right when fascist paramilitaries are seizing national infrastructure.
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Ruth! @ruthholliday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“The tribunal found a clear pattern of the university trying to shut down complaints made by Wyn in a bid to protect itself from reputational damage” If preventing reputational damage is Cambridge’s aim, it’s not doing very well atm. thetab.com/2026/09/07/c...
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Cambridge professor wins tribunal after exposing alleged staff bullying
Wyn Evans, a professor of astrophysics, told the tribunal in June that he had witnessed a 'bad history of misogyny' within the Institute of Astronomy
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 27/09/2026
It’s also very annoying that we were finally starting to move the needle on code quality and now researchers are being told to vibe-code everything to churn out more papers.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 26/09/2026
It’s daft because the ‘hacks’ all seem to be down to poor cybersecurity colliding with better tools to automate basic “admin/password123” shit on every site. So targets agree the hacks are super-dangerous and stop there, as an investigation’d prove they’re lazy idiots.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 26/09/2026
If anything it’s because it’s the point where you could no longer handwave toxicity away with “Oh ignore it, it’s just online”. Even though GamerGate etc had long proven it had a real-world impact.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 26/09/2026
Was it the fingerprinting things? At Paris Eurostar, so many Brits (like me) heading home were stumped by the “I have a visa”/“I have a residence permit”/“Other” options they had staff constantly shouting “Other”. How did they ship without “I am a citizen”???
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In 2018 I wrote an hour-long comedy show about mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war. I think those things share a LOT of traits. Running through the show was the story of Stanislav Petrov, who saved the world on this day in 1983 youtu.be/kU9_3bOe_8I
youtu.be
Guy Kelly's Letter of Last Resort - Full Show
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 26/09/2026
I think that’s a bit of a stretch. It was a very timeworn “cultists want to open portal to hell, the chosen one must stop them” plot.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you think "employee needs to consume fluids to function" is a dealbreaker for your business, I have *terrible* news for you about AI...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Australian Institute of Marine Science This timelapse captures just over two years of coral growth, between May 2011 and August 2013, in the central Great Barrier Reef. The footage was taken by our fixed underwater camera at AIMS' weather station at Davies Reef. linktr.ee/AustInstitut...
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The reason we should actually crack down hard on racist agitators, and yes, using the force of the state, with the courts, and the police, and power, is not because it can cure racists from being racist. I don't know what can. I don't care! You shouldn't be allowed to say and do these things
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026
guys please stop falling for this, this is not “rogue AI” it’s “environments with lax cybersecurity controls”
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 24/09/2026
“We’ve accidentally created a living weapon! This proves we *are* actually super geniuses like we said and also that the military should give us lots of money”
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 24/09/2026
Latest @edzitron.com newsletter reckons there’s $100-200bn of GPUs just sat in warehouses, they don’t have datacentres for yet. It’s so, so stupid they inflated our prices to buy studf they can’t even use.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sue Sylvester from Glee saying 'I am going to create a jihad that is so Butlerian'
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial-view landscape. It depicts a moorland scene in a range of green shades, about 70% completed.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Naming my cat Rich but beating people with a tire iron if they don’t pronounce the ch as a Xhosa aspirated click consonant.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 23/09/2026
Argh. In academia too we spent *ages* pushing for better training, producing quality sustainable software not just disposable junk, and just as the tide was starting to turn we get this rush of “you don’t need to learn to code, get AI to do it so you can churn out more papers!”
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would argue that paying people cash to attack refugees is, in some ways, actually not very Christian at all.
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