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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 9h
FLANAGAN: We asked ourselves, 'Why would a man wear his mother's clothes and stab a woman in a shower?' After, all, Norman says he wouldn't hurt a fly. We wanted to reconcile that contradiction. CHOTINER: Soviet mind control is not a solution I'd have thought of. FLANAGAN: [smiling] Thank you.
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 8h
How "trolley rampant" is going.
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Karina Gaz @karinagaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 3: MINIATURE @lnktober @inktober #inktober #inktober2026 #inktober2026miniature #markerart
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Monday you're a piece of shit Tuesday, Wednesday make me sick Oh Thursday suck my fuckin' dick Friday I'm in love
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Christian spell-casting is getting weird. Just saw an AI slop ad of 2 women praying over and anointing a man's tighty-whities with oil and trying to sell viewers a prayer guide for women so they too can cast spells after digging around in their husbands' underwear drawers.
middle-age white woman with an eyedropper of oil and white underwear. Caption: "pornography and adultery will not govern this marriage"
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esepoper@skeb募集中 @esepoper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#トラックの日
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 23h
this is my vent art
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh no. Fuck.
The poster for the movie Day of The Dolphin, the tagline for which is Unwittingly He Trained A Dolphin to Kill The President of The United States
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
flyer on a pole reading 

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING 
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
(with action photos)
$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP 
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
(contact info9
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 08/10/2026
Everyone still on there for reach or clout or even to keep up with the news or whatever is just doing this tweet over and over.
@kendracandraw.bsky.social tweet from feb 27 2022:

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don;t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhowwgahhhhhh guuuuuwah
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From the first trailer of "The Skull Dragon's Precious Daughter", an upcoming anime series based on Ichi Yukishiro's manga. Directed by Kuniyasu Nishina at Doga Kobo. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZWH...
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lesbians telling their friends g'night over Discord:
A screenshot from The Princess Bride
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got a collapsible water bottle I sorta like because a friend had one for several years and I appreciate the silicone geometric carton design instead of just a weird bladder.
Random Amazon based collapsible water bottle
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A work-in-progress, so it may change a bit soon, but anyway here’s a playlist I kept separate from the main Halloween playlist so as not to kill a party but there’s a whole, rich world of music here and it’s about 100x scarier than the other one. open.spotify.com/playlist/5BK...
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Classical Halloween
Art: Die Toteninsel ("The Isle of the Dead") by Arnold Böcklin (1880)
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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Kroox - Home of Bonktober @lekroox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing I wear is my latex suit, but it's not what you think! I have a rubber allergy so obviously I can't wear that suit. — #Bonktober2026 | Patreon | Website | Email List | YouTube
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
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🌜🍔•°{Miggs Tonite} @miggsboson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeahg
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These are just a few of the things that are said to women who question and therefore challenge the patriarchy.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get the fun book ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 05/10/2026
They cut down the "grandmother" tree.
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Laurencin | loathsome charfuckr @laurencin.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
a newer, cooler joops! [ #SailorMoon ]
Fanart of Sailor Jupiter/Makoto Kino from Sailor Moon.The same fanart, cropped to the face.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BREAKING: Anti-ICE activists are outside NJ Gov Mikie Sherrill’s office demanding to speak with her. Protesters are demanding she take more aggressive action against Delaney Hall ICE Prison. TheDemands Below. -Public report of findings from Health Dpt Inspection -Governor meeting with DH Detainees
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This isn't just a religious thing. It's the patriarchy protecting the patriarchy.
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Eden Sanders @creativemechanics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WERETOBER 4 “Glass Frog You are not ready for exposure of THIS magnitude! *croak!* #weretober #weretober2026 #glassfrog #characterdesign
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/10/2026
Niels made a new cartoon! www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Abby The Cleric @abbythecleric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had taken away her yak chew because she needed a break and in retaliation she performed her first counter surf and took the butter
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Mel Gillman @mgillman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this spooky season, did you know: I finished a new horror graphic novel this year? and you can read it all for free online?? It’s about finding out your mom has a secret old ex-girlfriend who is bald and wants to kill you. Sound relatable? Start here: www.thegoblinthrone.com/comic/001/
The cover of The Goblin Throne by Mel Gillman, showing a one-eyed goblin woman framed in moonlight extending her hand toward the viewer
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Austerity doesn’t work. Instead, it creates a death spiral, where reduction in services leads to reductions in revenue, which lead to reductions in services, which leads to reduction in revenue, which leads … you get the idea.”
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Ordinary Notes @hystericalblkns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.newsweek.com/nurse-helped... I hope there is a gofundme for this hero nurse who no longer has a job. Anyone know?
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Nurse Helped Injured Mexican Escape ICE Custody at Hospital: Feds
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The crusaders.

'We make LESS but things cost MORE!' says Girl. 'RETVRN!' cries a crusading Cat. 'To when we made less and things cost the same! Weather is spiraling out of control - with 2 degrees of warming baked in.' 'RETVRN!' cries Cat. 'To weather spiraling out of control with 1.5 degrees of warming baked in' says Girl. 'People aren't going to the emergency room because they're afraid of immigration-' 'RETVRN!' '-they should be NOT GOING because they CAN'T AFFORD IT! Leopards are eating my face=' 'RETVRN!' '- to when leopards were eating YOUR face!' 'RETVRN to 2015!' cries Cat. 'Sound the battle horn!' yells Girl. Cat plays a long golden horn, which blasts out the sound 'GOOD ENOUGH.' 'Now we just wait for an army to assemble,' says Cat. They wait.
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 8!!! Why are Queer cartoon characters censored?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation
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rado🐀✨️ @radokely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not the baby voice
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Numitor 🔞 @numitorus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Retro fits
The same woman in three different outfits-- a blouse and jeans, underwear, and a summer dress
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 29/09/2026
i'm a Serious Artist™️ aplante.com/shop aplante.threadless.com
a blue-grey t-shirt that has a cartoon drawing of a white whale spouting "It's mobin' time!"sticker of moby dick spouting "it's mobin' time!"
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 29/09/2026
#OtD 29 Sep 1907 while addressing a meeting on Parliament Hill Fields in London, UK, Sam Mainwaring, Welsh machinist and libertarian socialist credited with coining the term "anarcho-syndicalism", collapsed and subsequently died. He was 65 stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1260...
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Poch @poch4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mirror selfie 🐻📸
digital drawing of an original character, kumako, taking a provocative “mirror selfie”
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melissa @melissaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a call with my boss, waiting for a coworker to join, she tells me how hard it is to adopt a dog now. I pull up the pissfingers tweet. Coworker joins, “what’d I miss?” Me: “I was just telling her about pissfingers” Coworker *nodding sagely* “I know about pissfingers”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for rent, duplex unit
a drawing of an alligator sticking out of a wall, with text reading:
For rent, duplex unit.
2 Bedrooms, 1.5 bath. Alligator stuck in cat door. Spacious living room, close to bars and restaurants.

Previous tenants say the alligator's name is Juan Carlos and he's chill if you feed him hot pockets, but he gets rowdy if you try to feed him totinos pizza rolls.

$2500 a month, no onsite parking.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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