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Pumpkin Spies 🎃

@timspies.bsky.social
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houston music & beverage nerd popsicle aficionado raised on commercials cheese curls fan account astros very impish

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 1h
She made out with Puck.
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Dave Tackett @dtackeye.bsky.social · 8h
Juvenile Black crowned Nigh Heron stopped by the river to spend the day resting before he moves on heading south: #wildlife #birding #nature
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 1h
Blood pressure, glucose, and cholesterol are all high and shedding some weight is the most effective way for me to get those numbers down wait I can’t do that anymore cuz trying to lose weight is bad bad now guess I’ll just go die
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 3h
What kind of deranged convenience store bathroom design makes you go back into the peepee area to access the hand dryers?!?
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 3h
Today is the three year anniversary of the start of this streak so that’s cool (it is not, in fact, cool)
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 5h
Ren Fest opens this weekend so you know what that means? Lederhosen? Lederhosen
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 5h
“THIS IS DISCRIMINATION” Bro, they’re not shitting on you because you’re white. They’re shitting on you because you’re an asshole
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 17h
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Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
ALT: Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 18h
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
Same. Living up to her name marrying a ghoul
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
RIP Buckley
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23h
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
Some people take spooky season literally
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
Toronto was two outs away from keeping this shit at bay
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
If the Dodgers win it all again I'll be rooting for a lockout
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
Oh cool so he sucks off the field too
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 20h
Whenever I see a player like Acuña, one that can be great in the regular season but unable to show up for the playoffs, I remember Jose Altuve and smile #Astros
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 21h
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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The Eyewall @theeyewallwx.bsky.social · 20h
Tropical Storm Isaias is strengthening steadily and it appears on a course for the Gulf Coast between Biloxi and the Big Bend of Florida, with special focus between Mobile & Destin. We break down the expected evolution and impacts as expected this evening. Below or at theeyewall.com.
theeyewall.substack.com
Tropical Storm Isaias appears destined for somewhere near the Florida Panhandle
Folks, especially between Mobile and Destin and perhaps just east should be preparing for a landfalling hurricane Friday night.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 20h
Matt, when was the last time a cat 3 or stronger storm hit the gulf coast in October? Just curious about how unusual (or not) this is (assuming Isaias gets that strong)
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Posters and ads are starting to show up so a friendly reminder
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is true
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I try not to drink during the week but man a beer would be great right now
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nearly all of my sightings, including several around Tomball and Magnolia, have come October through February. So keep an eye on the sky
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always cool to see them soar, especially when they're low enough to appreciate how massive they are
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've seen a couple of times in and around The Woodlands. This one was at Kuykendahl and Woodlands Pky
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just spotted a bald eagle in The Woodlands. First sighting in several months
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This isn't new info, but it's worth emphasizing today. Fuck Netanyahu forever www.npr.org/2026/10/07/g...
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3 years on, Israelis grapple with reports Netanyahu was warned before Oct. 7 attacks
On the three-year mark since the Hamas-led deadly attack, Israelis are grappling with reports that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was repeatedly warned by regional allies ahead of time.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Four straight wins and another clean sheet for USMNT! 🇺🇸
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alex Freeman: 2025: - First MLS start into breakout star - USMNT debut 2026 - Big money move to Villarreal - Breakout USMNT young player at World Cup - Champions League debut - Constant USMNT starter / pseudo “veteran” leader in this camp at 22 years old Unreal 2 years
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy for Dubon and no one else
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jury members, you know what to do #ACAB
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Penised Von Lesbian
Old photo of Dick Van Dyke sitting in a backwards chair with arms crossed and smiling.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Countdown to clearance bin…
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Four errors huh? Lol. Lmao even
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/gran...
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And then the inning stopped right there nothing else happened don’t look at the box score
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The jack-o’-lantern is there so you don’t see his Halloweenie
Skeleton decoration standing on a porch next to a white post with a brick base. A lighted plastic jack-o’-lantern is sitting on the rail in front of his pelvis.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Miller is human holy shit
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only in Houston can your professional football and baseball teams both be eliminated in the same week
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Strawberry rhubarb ftw!
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bite into Biberty's skull, expecting warm biberty goo to rush down my cheeks, but instead ... nothing but dust. A decoy. He's messing with me.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“We know when we understand, a conscious computer is a living man” - definitely Claude
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lord she sucks so much
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Live version of “This World” always gets me bsky.app/profile/tims...
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Das Boot? Das Boot
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elle, the hooks. They are in me
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Duchess of Doom @kilagreene.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
I like this photo my sister took last month.
A cluster of yellow flowers leans out over a clear, gently flowing river. The water reflects the surrounding rocks and greenery.
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