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Christina Uticone

@snowcones.bsky.social
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Regular Human Bartender (She/her)

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
ALT: Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is VERY exciting
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The chicken noodle soup from Sao Lao is so on-point. One order was three full meals for me, and I'm not even sick of it yet. I could eat more!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys, if you're doing BritBox, "The Cleaner" is SUCH a great show!!! www.imdb.com/title/tt1299...
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been down in the dumps because Josh is traveling for work for a big long stretch so today I put the sheets on the bed that I love but he hates because he is such a rotisserie chicken in his sleep that they pull off the corner. It's the little things.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s coffee outside weather, Houston.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 13 year old niece just used the phrase "pushing 40" on FaceTime with me I AM AGHAST.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday, pal. We miss you so much, every day.
A picture of my late friend Jenna in a wedding dress and veil and me in a bridesmaids dress. We are sitting in a window seat with a brown and white backgammon board between us, mid-game. A photo of my late friend Jenna in her black bridesmaid's dress and me in shorts and a tank top with a backgammon board between us on my wedding day.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GIRL DINNER GOALS
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I use more than three exclamation points in an email it means I hate you.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is such an important thread/perspective. “Fucking face off???” indeed.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" is the most Guy Ritchie thing I've ever seen in my life, and that's saying something. But it's also somehow just like three other movies I've seen?
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao this administration releasing the DGAs is one of the MOST legal things its done, as it's congressionally mandated every 5 years. but don't worry they were still dodgy about it, delaying the release of the final biden-era report and updating it with plenty of dodgy advice.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost grabbed a last-minute flight to Fairbanks today and now I'm really regretting that I didn't. Need a change of scenery. And a sweater.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's bubbles 🥂 and leftovers night because I just cannot with this week.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💀 RUTABEGA QUEENS 💀
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is the best sports commentary i've ever heard in my life, hands down.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why is it always an italian-american guy from upstate new york?!?!
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dinner is as many meatballs with bread dunked in sauce as possible before passing out cold. (Yes, I made salads, I'm almost 50.)
A baking dish of meatballs in red sauce covered in mozzerella that's been buzzed under the broiler and is all gooey and toasted on top.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Huge decision - we will see how this all fairs in the court of appeals.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok how did I not know this is in Rochester??!!! Next time I go home I’m visiting.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s my best friend’s 50th birthday and the photos flying around the group chats are bananas. This is me on a bus during our 8th grade trip to DC.
A 1990 Christina in an oversized sweatshirt with a cross body bag on a tour bus during our 8th grade trip.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fresh sheets Sunday + fancy lotion Sunday = Sunday Optimization
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve created a homemade mozz sticks monster (Josh)
Plates of flour, beaten egg, and breading in a dredging station line for mozzarella sticks.Close up of pre-baked, hand/breaded mozz sticks.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Under 100°F? Sunday? Football? That’s chili weather in Houston, baby.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
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Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after e...
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Waking up early AND staying in bed is the real Sunday morning move.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Offline all day and come back to this news?! Crazy. Going to bed at 8:37 pm.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got my ass kicked a little (aches, low fever overnight) but some Advil and a morning nap and I’m pretty peppy, all things considered. Get your jab(s)! 💉
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got my flu and Covid vax today! I always do it on Friday so I can come home and curl up with a book and My Lottery Dream Home while Josh makes dinner.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
This is understanding the assignment
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🚨 A new Tommy & Tuppence show on BritBox🚨
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love that USDA thinks this photo of raw protein is appetizing. If I tried to put raw meat in a public-facing graphic to illustrate how nutritious and delicious school meals were I'd get fired.
A screen shot of USDA's Harvest to Hallways initiative that shows a raw pound of ground beef in the "protein" section of the "tray".
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last night's stuffed pepper situation was not only delicious, but a solid fridge clean-out.
A Pyrex baking dish with red and yellow peppers stuffed with whole wheat orzo, chick peas, sausage, tomatoes, garlic and herbs.A Pyrex baking dish with red and yellow peppers stuffed with whole wheat orzo, chick peas, sausage, tomatoes, garlic and herbs, topped with sauce and cheese.A Pyrex baking dish with red and yellow peppers stuffed with whole wheat orzo, chick peas, sausage, tomatoes, garlic and herbs, topped with sauce and cheese after coming out of the oven. The cheese is nicely browned.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not entirely pumped to be wide awake with an upset stomach but “A Killer Story” on HBO is taking the edge off. Quite a quirky cast of characters, and storytelling style.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
geologists screaming, crying, throwing up
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes I have to motivate myself to open my computer in the morning and today I did so by looking up my fave pork chop recipe. Alison Roman's Pork Chops for Two is always a winner.
Two pork chops on a green plate. Chops are rubbed with ground fennel, brown sugar, salt and pepper.
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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dancing Against the Stars
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The best bit at the Emmys last night BY A LOT was John Mulaney www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGU...
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John Mulaney Presents at the 78th Emmys
YouTube video by Television Academy
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wasn’t gonna cry til I clocked the butterfly ring Reba is wearing on her mic hand.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What if there was an artist called Aquafaba.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mariska’s hair keeps getting longer. I like the bit.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mariska is doing well but now I want an Andrew Rannells hosted show.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am streaming the Emmys and they are trying to sell us the most hideous asymmetrical blouse with weird black lace panels and a faux cummerbund (?!?!) and I urge all of us to stay vigilant.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A friend brought us some homemade Vietnamese egg rolls and we pulled them today for course one.
A mix of cilantro and sliced green onions on a wood cutting board next to a knife and a jar of pickled carrots and jalapeños.Top down photo of a white plate with a blue border with whole green leaf lettuce, crispy eggrolls, cilantro, and green onions. A small dish of pickled carrots and jalapeños is on the side.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josh is making pizza and wings today and I'm going to read, then take a nap, then read more. That's it, that's the day.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m pretty exhausted so the alt is gonna be just as bad as the post but I gotta say I did a good job marrying this very wonderful person.
A man who is my husband grinning next to a coupe glass with a fancy ice cube globe happening.
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