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Gemma Matthews - The Sewing Songbird @thesewingsongbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sore fingers have stopped progress! Apologies I was really hoping to have finished my latest piece this weekend but my hands say otherwise. Here’s a collage of details taken from a variety of my embroideries to keep you going…😉🪡🌿🌺 #stitchedart #embroidery #thesewingsongbird
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning my 83yo retired college professor father asked if women have prostates.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Ghostbusters, in the theater, age 7. It wasn't bad during the watching, but I had recurring nightmares for weeks afterwards about being chased (to be eaten) by Slimer, and being generally menaced by the Demon Dog. It's why I learned how to wake myself up from bad dreams.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

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a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

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Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

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Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

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Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

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Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

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Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
all the love you gave away will find its way back to you
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"milord they beatin yo ass in the qrts", Anthonie de Lorme, oil on panel
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The proud and subtle HMS Irish Goodbye
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching Blown Away (1994) for the first time and between Jeff Bridges being a former bomber getting hired by the Boston cops and Tommy Lee Jones being a current bomber getting hired as a school janitor, this movie seems mostly to be about the importance of strict background vetting.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Watching my first Charles Bronson movie ever, Mr. Majestyk. The Roger Moore Bond movies make SO much more sense in this context. This terrible, stupid context.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't know how long this sale will last, but my first trilogy, THE PALADIN TRILOGY, is on sale on Kindle for $3.99. www.amazon.com/Paladin-Tril...?
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 17/08/2026
My novelette "Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy" (which is a Hugo finalist this year, yay!) is coming out in audio on Sept 1. It's a Murderbot Diaries story about ART: libro.fm/audiobooks/9... the text version is here: reactormag.com/rapport-mart...
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Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy Audiobook on Libro.fm
A 2026 Hugo Award Finalist for Best Novelette!Perihelion and its crew embark on a dangerous new mission at a corporate-controlled station in the throes of a hostile takeover...
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I am living with the consequences."
Maryam
@hell_line0

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."


Daisy @DaizyZeeX 15 Aug
Unpopular opinion? I don't think fruity flavors like blueberry belong in coffee. There I said it..

14:37 · 15 Aug 2026

https://twitter.com/hell_line0/status/2088621101232398565
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Gemma Matthews - The Sewing Songbird @thesewingsongbird.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know I love a side angle. Here’s one of my latest embroidery, taking a moment to enjoy all those textured and overlapping threads. 🪡🌿🌺 I’m getting ready to start something new, don’t worry… 😉 #stitchedart #embroidery #thesewingsongbird
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Okay, I read the whole Dungeon Crawler Carl series last week, just to see what all that's about. It had more going on than I expected? Still not 'great literature' or nothin', but I have a shelf full of Jim Butcher that demonstrates that's not a requirement for being entertaining.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
During an office hours meeting with the poor grad assistant in charge of the class, he responded to something I'd written with "'by fiat'? What, you mean like the car?". It was a big shared space and I swear I saw one of the other GAs' ears swivel on their head when he said it.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy to say that Clover and Possum are doing better. Nova we are keeping an eye on and will do another blood test on Monday. I have incurred $15,974 in vet bills and I’m not sure the reality of this has hit me yet. Any help is hugely appreciated. gofund.me/75f3d0379
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Donate to Help Michelle’s Cats Fight FPV, organized by Clover Friends
Last year, Michelle bottle-raised four newborn kittens—Nova, Possum, Spicy, and Clover—a… Clover Friends needs your support for Help Michelle’s Cats Fight FPV
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A heartfelt thank you to everyone who has donated and shared and to my friend who set this up. There have been a lot of tears throughout this process, but your kindness caused only the happy kind of tears. I love all of you. Thank you ❤️
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We're journeying? Nobody wants to deal with your shit dragging on the ground, buddy: we're already down to 1, 6, 7, or 8. 6 demonstrates neither razzle nor dazzle, he's out. 1 has clear anger and grooming issues (is that his armpit hair?!), he's out. 8 is still reading the instructions? 7 it is.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
An impressive achievement and an equally impressive construction, to be sure, but imagine my disappointment when I discovered they were not making the announcement from inside the LEGO cathedral itself.
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Peacock Spider (genus Maratus), a group of tiny Australian jumping spiders famous for their vibrant colours and elaborate courtship dances to attract its mate. They are very tiny in size only between 2-5 millimetres ( the size of a pea)
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
why do they call them 'AI girlfriends' when 'wire(frame) mother' was right there
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Everybody's going to be real surprised when Grogu has a lifespan of like 3-5 years and it turns out the reason Yoda has lived so long because of the curse of a very angry and vengeful God. Angel: "But, why him? Why so many years?" God: "That little shit knows what he did."
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So it turns out if you go cybernetic in Stellaris, then there's a risk that your species will invent the War Thunder forums.
event pop up:

in an appalling display of foolishness, a naval cadet has leaked classified information. A dedicated fan of networked combat simulators, the cadet got into an argument with other players about the angular velocity of the turrets on our destroyers.

to bolster their position, the cadet uploaded several classified blueprints of our ships, documents which quickly spread across the galactic network. Although the culprit has been dealt with, voices on the Council are calling for a wholesale ban on online gaming as a result of this incident.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 12/05/2026
Come work with me and @ivynoelle.bsky.social! BOOM! and Inklore are hiring a publicist to help promote the best and nerdiest books around! Come work with manga, manhwa, graphic novels, monthly comics, and print editions of webtoons! jobsearch.createyourowncareer.com/PRH_US/job/P...
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Publicist, BOOM! & Inklore - (Open to remote)
Publicist, BOOM! & Inklore - (Open to remote)
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Managed to end three posts in a thread with some version of 'guess'. Don't use weasel words, just BE the weasel. ... I guess.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I've been blocking almost every ad I get on YouTube for the past month, which involves pulling up their little info screen each time. One of last night's was for realtor dot com, starring Reba McEntire. The info screen called it a 'Kathy Griffin ad', so, uh, hi AI categorization, I guess.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hello and welcome to the window, fuzzy passer-by. ... Computer, enhance!
Squirrel in the kitchen window, view on the yard and side of the house behind itHiding in the background of the first picture, a cat head is peeking around a corner to stare at the unaware squirrel.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Greg and Finn and an overage of physical proximity while asleep: one toe touching.
Grey cat and a white and grey cat expressing tenderness by sleeping as close to one another as they can stand: with the barest of singular toe touches.
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Rory Carroll @rorycarroll.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My friend’s Dad started painting this imaginary map one little painting at a time in 1963. With the exception of one break, he’s done one a day and it’s 4100 paintings now.
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If you dare to suggest that Suzie is not the real Bluebird of Happiness, she will just be happy in a higher octave.
3-D illusion sidewalk chalk drawing of a blue bird sitting and singing in a nest nestled in a short branch
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Heknitt @heknitt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Meet Poppie! 🌹❤️ #whimsical #cottagecore #frog #spooky #cozy
Knitted frog with a big red flower around its head, and wearing a grey dress with red trim.
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So Okay Here's the Thing @sookayheresthe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Post from @switchelsweets on tumblr:

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
COMIC: It's Time
PANEL 1: The GRIM REAPER stands in a living room, holding a scythe, bony hand reaching out. A Scottish man in a sweater and plaid had stands in the doorway behind him.
GRIM REAPER: FINN O’LEARY! It is your time.
FINN: Of course, mister death. This has been grand, but it’s time.

PANEL 2: Same scene, but FINN O’LEARY has disappeared. GRIM REAPER looks behind him, confused. No text.

PANEL 3: Same scene, the GRIM REAPER has turned around the face the empty doorway.
GRIM REAPER: hey.

PANEL 4: A very old FINN O’LEARY with a long white beard, hunched over a cane, stands on a platform surrounded by a crowd. The banner above him reads “WORLD CHAMPION OF THE IRISH GOODBYE”. The GRIM REAPER stands behind the crowd.
GRIM REAPER: HEY!

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:
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electriceve (ICantThinkEm) @electriceve.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
reject AI. embrace hatsune mikron.
A miniature sculpted by core_breaker to look like a Hatsune Miku themed Necron. I have painted it in a hatsune Miku themed colour scheme.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Rowsdower!
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Now referring to @annleckie.com 's series solely as "You know, Ravioli Justice and all that"
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And now, for my most Southern moment yet, I'm going to sit in my car in the parking lot at work in order to finish blasting the entirety of Freebird on the radio before going in to my 3rd shift job.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Can you read English cursive? Ever wanted to volunteer from the comfort of home for a useful cause? Have I got an offer for you... The Newberry Library in Chicago is always in need of transcribers to help decipher historical handwritten documents. If this is you, learn more about it below:
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If you read cursive, the Newberry has a job for you.
The Newberry Library in Chicago is scouting transcribers to demystify its handwritten collection. As Dan Kelly wrote in yesterday’s Chicago, the archive’s hunt for “living Rosetta…
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🎵 Gettin' treated for bone ghosts Beside the Krispy Kreme 🎵 ... is a thing I got to think today after hearing my father's story of getting referred to a local small chiropractor. I wish I was kidding; rotate the street view 90° right. Go to hell, John Mellencamp. maps.app.goo.gl/FtvZN8VgKmu1...
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The lesser-known Schrödinger's Groundhog
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The Council of Lambchops will decide your fate.
Six differently accessorized Lambchop dog toys, lined up on a grey couch.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Nearly killed my father via spit take as he told a story about being leery of people commenting on his Purple Heart plates, because when they start talking to him he's worried they may be a little TOO gung ho. I said, yeah, I know those types, the "Thank you for shooting foreign nationals, sir".
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