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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

According to my brother, in high school the single time he had an issue with his fake (handmade in the school library) Georgia ID was when the cashier didn't believe Georgia was a state. We live in South Carolina. For the internationals:

A rough green map of South Carolina, US. Keen observers may note the neighboring states.

A rough green map of Georgia, US. Keen observers may note the neighboring states.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Hello and welcome to the window, fuzzy passer-by. ... Computer, enhance!

Squirrel in the kitchen window, view on the yard and side of the house behind it

Hiding in the background of the first picture, a cat head is peeking around a corner to stare at the unaware squirrel.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Greg and Finn and an overage of physical proximity while asleep: one toe touching.

Grey cat and a white and grey cat expressing tenderness by sleeping as close to one another as they can stand: with the barest of singular toe touches.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The Council of Lambchops will decide your fate.

Six differently accessorized Lambchop dog toys, lined up on a grey couch.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Oh thank goodness, my father continues to *physically mail me newspaper clippings* to bring them to my attention.

Newspaper clippings, in this day and age, I swear.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

See, my wardrobe isn't TECHNICALLY monochrome

Photograph of someone sitting at a wooden table, from the perspective of the person. Grey pants, grey shirt, black shoes, grey sweatshirt, black jacket are visible... and then a sliver of colorful sock.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Just drop this in the smaller hours for minimal engagement. I now own a hat.

Some unshaven dork wearing a sock monkey hat. He is wearing sunglasses; the hat is wearing glasses. He is pointing at the camera and smiling aslant.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Still better than "begging for a Smegging"

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I see your Biehn, and raise you Biehn.

Michael Biehn in the movie Terminator saying "the 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy."

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Like, you want to give Blade MCU integration, you should absolutely never put him on screen at the same time as an Avenger at any point in the movie. Maybe once in the middle of a fight he takes a phone call from one of them on caller ID, says 'busy', and hangs up.

From Tumblr user 'hoechlin':

captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business
blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many.
captain america: no

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

I got presents! Companion Cubes shouldn't have to be lonely, either. Thank you, @auntiespider.bsky.social .

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

If nothing else I suppose I'm aging okay.

Some guy at work: brown hair, grey shirt, messy desk.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

This is Ebony. Ebony used to be entirely black. Now Ebony is mostly tired.

A very grey and somewhat white and still a bit black dog on a grey pet pad on a wood floor.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Caught the whale sharks in a moment of synchrony last weekend at the Georgia Aquarium. This is some 15-20 yards back from the glass (note the folks on the ground level).

Two whale sharks in a very large fish tank, silhouettes in front of them

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I got to see the whale sharks in Atlanta last weekend. Their hermit crabs were probably riding them.

Whale sharks in an aquarium, everything is very blue

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

The crocheting will continue until morale improves

A crocheted object listed as a 'Chinese lantern', in red and yellow yarn

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

The 24yo is not waiting for microplastics to do the job

M: rewatching starwars
M: forgot how much i loved how jar jar binks talked
T: Jesus Christ the number of guys my age you just killed with that sentence

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. Because you'd have to wait until Monday.

Blazing Saddles scene where the executioner has a man and horse in separate nooses on the gallows. He's saying "I couldn't possibly fit him in until Monday, sure. I'm booked solid." to someone off-screen.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Looks like the shower version of the GI Joe Cobra flight pod

GI Joe antagonist Cobra action figure and its 'flight pod' which is basically an office chair with a wind shield and air to surface missiles

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

The school-going frog, aka Project 4, aka Chilly the Frog, is now complete!

Chilly the little blue crochet frog, smiling and barely visibly wearing a backpack

A closer look at Chilly the little blue crochet frog's backpack, with teeny straps and actual folding top.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The middle child was easier than either, but definitely also cute.

White crocheted bunny with insouciant ear angle

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Little Shark has now been joined by Littler Shark, bringing my total objects crocheted list up to 3.

Two crocheted sharks on a work desk, one baseball sized and one golf ball sized. The larger one is also temporarily a pincushion.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

My current learn-a-thing is crochet, so I have people getting very small stuffed animals this year.

Wooble crochet kit shark, great and white, lying in its own yarny base materials. It is wearing a knit cap made of part of a smaller shark.

Wooble crochet kit bunny, white with pink details. Insouciant ear angle.

Wooble crochet kit bitty shark in progress, gray and white. No fins yet so I guess it's more like an egg with menacing aura for now.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The Christmas 'learn a thing and make gifts with it' is going well.

Grey crocheted yarn, about a 3 inch diameter hemisphere's worth

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

AIN'T CAIN'T HAVE NONE A THEM GOLDEN CALVES NEITHER

Church marquee reading
"Crossroads Baptist Church

YOU MUST NOT HAVE
NO OTHER GODS
BEFORE HIM"

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 17/07/2024

I'm not sure what a goff is, but we're playing it.

Sign reading 'welcome to the Lost continent of Atlantis, Mt. Atlanticus Minotaur Goff'.

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

Deadly predator attempts to sneak up on own butt

Grey kitten discovers butt isn't at home in lair as anticipated

Grey kitten vents frustrations against edge of folded blanket

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

Guess now we know where he falls on the Vlad Tepes - Larry Talbot movie monster socioeconomic range, good for him for staying afloat more than a century though

Front of a warehouse business with a sign reading "Fishman Flooring Solutions"

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 01/06/2024

I am also a fan of the orangeade variant:

Bottle of Canada Dry ginger ale + orangeade

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 29/05/2024

This is what I get for trying to eat a turkey sandwich where Susan can see me.

Turkey sandwich with Chihuahua vulture dog in background

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