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Head Crab for Cutie

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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 1h
Escape room style Double Dare obstacle course franchise when
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Gemma Matthews - The Sewing Songbird @thesewingsongbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sore fingers have stopped progress! Apologies I was really hoping to have finished my latest piece this weekend but my hands say otherwise. Here’s a collage of details taken from a variety of my embroideries to keep you going…😉🪡🌿🌺 #stitchedart #embroidery #thesewingsongbird
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Oh fuck, a mummy! Walk a little faster!"
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(In my life I have slapped myself full in the nuts three separate times while brushing down a fitted bedsheet. You can only begin to imagine my indignation with myself that *third* time.)
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I agree, we all LIKE to think things *scuttles away to safety under a cabinet, cackling*
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Except the second panel is you "BAM"ming your forehead into the lintel
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning my 83yo retired college professor father asked if women have prostates.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
According to my brother, in high school the single time he had an issue with his fake (handmade in the school library) Georgia ID was when the cashier didn't believe Georgia was a state. We live in South Carolina. For the internationals:
A rough green map of South Carolina, US. Keen observers may note the neighboring states.A rough green map of Georgia, US. Keen observers may note the neighboring states.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Ghostbusters, in the theater, age 7. It wasn't bad during the watching, but I had recurring nightmares for weeks afterwards about being chased (to be eaten) by Slimer, and being generally menaced by the Demon Dog. It's why I learned how to wake myself up from bad dreams.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

Panel 2
Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

panel 4
Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

panel 5
Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had this with the now-26yo (at 10 or so) and Spirited Away; she noped RIGHT the fuck out when No-Face started talking. Couple years later I coaxed her back into it and now it's a running joke between us.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, eternal stew conundrum (when intentional)
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fortunately enough, stew appreciates time!
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A first venture with historically good conclusions, the Titanic
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
all the love you gave away will find its way back to you
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh now I know it, that one looked GREAT
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love caret
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Manage it? I can barely get it to show up on a regular schedule"
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meowth!
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Steadfast, full of knives, still a clown
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to wait a couple years, but now I can gasp and say "You talk like that in front of your mother?!" at the kids, while casting sideways glances at her urn on the mantel. (They're in their 20s, it's probably fine.)
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I dunno, I like the factory standard pretty well. Maybe just one smaller extra stripe of each? Like a bit of extra color, not a takeover.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Typical dwarfposting, get back in your hole and attend to 'traditions' or some such
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joyce Carol Oates doesn't want to be fed, Joyce Carol Oates wants to *hunt*.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All the places called 'Clearwater' (including 'Eau Claire' if you're feeling saucy)
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"milord they beatin yo ass in the qrts", Anthonie de Lorme, oil on panel
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you : the guy she tells you not to worry about :: "Comin' out of my cage and I've been doin' just fine" : "Finally, someone let me out of my cage"
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Means testing of all sorts (school lunches, education, housing, UBI) needs this question posed to it, and it needs to have a better answer than any it has provided to date.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"available while stocks last" Definitionally correct, what of it
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/maso...
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Better than humans, worse than dogs. For the top of the pile you want bears.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have you read their This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me yet? I enjoy the premise thoroughly, it feels like it has potential
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Warhammer 40Yay
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Caldenia? The only direct transfer, everyone else is from the Sunshine Version. "You people have CHEFS here, you have no idea how bad servo skulls are at making omelettes."
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"We made everyone on our planet werewolves to fight the cat people and now they're dispossessed werewolf mercenaries everywhere in the universe" Space Wolf Successor Chapter, you can just say Space Wolves
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She diiiiiid bsky.app/profile/cher...
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The little fox people are absolutely some xeno merchant species it's heresy to deal with but everyone still does
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For all the nose on them, I don't believe they have nearly as sensitive senses of smell?
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's apologizing to everyone else for leaving you unmanaged, class act that
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Movie poster for Leonard Part 6, with Bill Cosby
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
>=|
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Oh, yeah? Post-apocalyptic 2050? Was the Grunch there?"
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The proud and subtle HMS Irish Goodbye
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As a potentially useful point of data, Bennett has said Nero Wolfe was a direct inspiration for these.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My father actually knew a guy who had, among many others picked up in the Merchant Marine, LOVE/HATE knuckle tattoos. He got a bunch of them removed when becoming a kindergarten teacher.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've only read the first Cities (pending library hold on 2nd) but just re-read Shadows 1+2 with 3 pending, I like them much much better than the swing I took at Foundryside.
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Robert Jackson Bennett's Tainted Cup + Drop of Corruption?
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Head Crab for Cutie @timprobable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Have you read Blacktongue Thief+Daughters War, yet?
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