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Kind of a confusing analysis. She lost votes by being too far left for moderates and too moderate for the left. So the answer was more moderation?

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 6h

He's just like me FR

"Bear goes into Aspen farmers market, eats pastries and bread"

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Scare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 13h

I love halloween but also think this bar bathroom could dial it back a little, I’m just trying to pee here.

bar bathroom with fake (?) bloody handprints all over every wall. There’s a human sized body wrapped in a trash bag hanging upside down from the ceiling wearing a Jason mask

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 3h

Room service menu 🤝 Me discussing my manuscript “We do not ask about doneness”

Beef Steak Rice Bowl, Miso Soup, Pickles

We do not ask about doneness.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 3h

They’re very proud of their steel here.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 3h

Looking forward to a punishing four hours of pure child abuse to start the show

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 4h

The man the myth the legend

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 5h

I feel like "the voices are real" is a suboptimal message for mental health day.

Mental Health Day

This year's theme, "Lived experiences heard: Real voices, real change," urges people to check in on others.

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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 8h

Was the Wicker Man a metaphor for something. I bet he was

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 8h

Only thing keeping them in line at that point will be literal death threats from the base

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 8h

I think even the ones who suspect things have gone bad know they’re way too deep into the red zone to pull back now, so might as well ride it out and hope the crazies spare you

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 8h

Joker maintains 99% job approval among goons in clown paint

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 10h

I’m always saying this

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 11h

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 12h

I like the chapter where he teaches Draco how to be so Reddit that it makes him cry

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 13h

“Grass green is like if brown was sky blue” Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 13h

Try that in a small town

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 13h

(Newspaper paywall voice) You’ve passed your last piece of legislation.

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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 18h

Wemby waiting for his microwave burrito to finish cooking

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 14h

Cops generally go to great lengths to hide their body camera footage; they don’t put it up on Twitch

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 17h

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 15h

They have (inconsistently) added an accent mark to that one for on-screen graphics though

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 15h

Between that and her sort of Bill Nighy drawl, it gives the whole show more of a “drinks after work” vibe

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

I knew a couple who got married for insurance *and* divorced for insurance

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

Have to get the kids into Edgic and RHAP early so they have something to pass the time between episodes

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

I clicked on one of the free chapters at random and it was just a play by play description of Fantasy Mass. Ilúvatar give me strength…

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

They refuse to do it until it’s legal for (quickly checking list of who it’s not legal for) people who are already married

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

I’m Costumes (Daemon Targaryen) but Daemon Targaryen is Porch Goose if that makes sense

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20h

ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam

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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not the Shrike impaling my white ass onto the Tree of Pain

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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Need everyone to see this

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

He serialized this on Substack. We need someone to take one for the team

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

Ah the famous liberal disdain for BiRDMAN or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23h

i've identified the Dockers store where Michael Tracy bought and then subsequently returned these pants after wearing them. i will be pursuing criminal prosecution.

Michael Tracey in a light blue sport coat and tan chinos.

A close up of the chinos show the sizing sticker is still on the pants.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

From page 1, paragraph 1, I found the author’s use of tight third POV oppressive and borderline violating. Did these characters consent to have their thoughts shared with the world? Would they behave differently knowing that they were “on the record” with a 60 Minutes correspondent?

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17h

Bringing back the most toxic parts of 2018 YA Twitter just to bully this book into oblivion

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🚲🕸️𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖘🕸️🚲 @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just can't keep up with all these new politically correct terms. Guys like me are constantly getting cancelled just for using terms that used to be acceptable

Screenshot of a Donald Trump TRUTH: "The White House considers anyone that uses the term, "Artificial Intelligence," as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, "Super Intelligence," THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Best of luck Rob, I know from experience anxiety is a real bitch

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

God how did I leave out the radish man

Me and the Radish Spirit from Spirited Away

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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

in the 20th century we were involved in a lot of horrors, and the response to those horrors was to do things to make them more scarce. then everyone forgot what causes the horrors, and people were like maybe the horrors were good actually? and that's why measles and public executions are back.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Leo from VC, you're on the air! Hey Silvy. I don't know what to say after last night. All I know is that Anthony Kay will never see heaven.

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