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Timbleshanks

@timbleshanks.bsky.social
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Tax adviser, occasional runner, dog walker, NUFC, Newcastle Eagles. Well done centrist with a leftie jus! Geordies are black and white.

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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No apologies from me in sharing this again. Please give. It’s a horrendously cruel form of dementia.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reels/DdM8FC... Wrong words, but still…#nufc 🤣
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BBC Radio 3 on Instagram: "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie! 🕺 Bacarra’s 1977 Disco classic has become the Scottish Football team’s unoffical anthem. The Tartan Army adopted the song in 2020 following Scotland’...
26K likes, 504 comments - bbcradio3 on September 12, 2026: "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie! 🕺 Bacarra’s 1977 Disco classic has become the Scottish Football team’s unoffical anthem. The Tartan Army adopted the...
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Waiting for the first journo to go for the “Hall issues “come and get me plea” to Man U” banner headline #nufc 🤣
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As ever, Hope not hate have been tracking these thugs. hopenothate.org.uk/2026/09/05/p...
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Patriot Platform’s masked members march on Dover – HOPE not hate
At approximately 7:30 this morning, hundreds of black-clad members of Patriot Platform, a far-right vigilante unit, blockaded roads in Dover. They marched north east off...
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don’t be Michael Owen. Can’t say I’m surprised though. Probably feigned injury to avoid going to their birthday parties. He has previous. #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social Hopkinson on a 4:48 flight out of Newcastle tomorrow. Get on it!
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now that’s what I call an old-fashioned one-two🤣 #nufc
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We have stalled a little on £818 and I'd very much love to get to £1000, or more even if we can manage it. If you have a couple of quid to chuck in it honestly all makes a difference, please don't feel bad about smaller donations! #Dementia #LBD #Fundraising
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Marie's fundraiser for The Lewy Body Society
Help Marie Gardiner raise money to support The Lewy Body Society
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Pete Hind @toonpete85.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just renewed (and renamed) my #FPL league for the new season... If anyone wants to join, code is 8zt962 💪
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Taken out of context of the rest of the thread, not sure if this is J7 or EH!
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Have we got a new keeper yet, lads and lasses? #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just about to post exactly this so thanks!
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kev, lottery numbers this week please!
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Sam-I-Am @slduk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
To all my fellow #NUFC #FPL fans, I've set up a Head-2-Head league. Something different, but should make it more competitive. Here's the code to join: 8yxpd9
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If Bruno goes and we need a leader.. John Stones on a free? #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#nufc Interesting to see in the vid that he has just moved to the same agent as Tino and Lewis……
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sandro Tonali Sandro Tonali He’s joined some losers His wife wears the troosers For now,he hates Arsenal #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Matter of time before we start announcing that we are interested in Strand-Larsen again. #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is our BBC and, for once and maybe once only, I’m feeling a tinge of pride. Go get him!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As we celebrate ten years since the UK voted to leave the EU, it's worth just reminding ourselves of the many benefits of Brexit, as clearly articulated by those who voted for it.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
BREAKING NEWS - INCOMINGS at SJP!!!!!! #nufc
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 20/06/2026
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Bruce Springsteen | Obama Presidential Center Grand Opening Ceremony
YouTube video by Obama Foundation
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One way or another looks like we’ll be involved in the relegation battles come next May #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Interesting looking at LFC posts about Munoz. Seems there was no gossip before hand even though it seems LFC were active. Reaction over there seems to be mixed. Why is there so much noise over here during negotiations - it’s clearly not helping either the club or the fan base! #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Mbappe doing a decent impression of Wissa atm #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Anyone expecting those wishing to ban the burqa extending this demand to those masked thugs currently burning folk out of their homes, anytime soon?
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Once again, British politicians want to ‘ban the burqa’. But this time, I’ve never felt so afraid | Nadeine Asbali
Since the riots last summer British Muslims have felt a deep unease in our own country, asks Nadeine Asbali, the author of Veiled Threat: On Being Visibly Muslim in Britain
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This. Just to save time can we just agree 1. If we’re “interested” in someone, he’ll go elsewhere and we were just used as bait 2. Good signings usually come out of the blue with no rumours in advance. Sorry @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social 🤣 #NUFC
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“donald trump’s brownshirts” Ossoff going way harder than i expected wow
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bloody hell. Amazing show of reasonableness on #nufc feed tonight. Thanking Gordon for service, appreciating decent fee, applauding both clubs for getting it done. Is this what it is like to follow a club with a plan?
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I have put together a little video guide to Nigel Farage's umm... evolving views on hecklers. They seem to be quite dependent on whether the heckler disagrees with him (bad, boring, frightening, dangerous), or shouts abuse at a woman in the street (buy him a pint/give him a peerage).
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"I once said I was given £5 million for my security, then a few days later said it was a reward for Brexit"
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.
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Wera Hobhouse MP @werahobhouse.org.uk · 13/05/2026
Men are using Meta AI glasses to secretly film women at beaches, shops, on the street & on nights out. They then post these clips online where they receive a barrage of misogynistic abuse. I’m campaigning to make this behaviour an offence. Women deserve to feel safe in public spaces.
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Smart glasses are 'an invasion of privacy' - Meta's are selling better than ever
The biggest tech firms are set to sell millions of smart glasses despite growing privacy concerns.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Shoulder
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Dr Seth Thévoz @seththevoz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It never ceases to amaze me how many election pundits don’t understand the dynamics of First Past the Post, and how vote-splitting works under the UK’s electoral system. John Curtice does. Listen to John Curtice.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Britain's broadcast media boasts of its strict adherence to impartiality rules. Mentions per MP. LibDems: 645 Tories: 5,116 Greens: 7,763 Labour (the actual govt): 27,438 Reform: 70,732 Anyone surprised they're ahead? bebroadcast.co.uk/politics-who...
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#Politics Who gets heard – and who doesn’t – on UK broadcast? | Be Broadcast
New analysis of 1.5m mentions reveals which UK parties are overexposed or underrepresented on broadcast – from Labour and Reform to the Conservatives and Lib Dems.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Anyone voting Reform is knowingly voting for corrupt racists who’ll make all of us poorer and less protected, remove our rights, privatise our NHS, increase fossil fuel dependency, shove children into poverty and threaten our communities… Don’t expect to be forgiven. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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Higher bills, NHS changes and rights lost: What Reform will really mean for you
As voters head to polling stations in the crunch May elections, experts raised concerns over the impact Nigel Farage's party could have on hard-working families
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 02/05/2026
You’re going to need something to wear when summer shows up… Organic cotton t-shirts, bold illustrated prints, designed by me in Manchester. Have a look www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/t-shirts
A grid of sixteen T-shirt designs featuring brutalist architecture, music, books, swimmers.
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Does anyone on my friends list know Razor personally and can check he's ok? I reached out to him this morning when I saw this post but no response. #nufc 🙏
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Mackems line up like this Who? Who? Red card incoming Who? Who? Xhaka Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Stuff ‘em #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
That’s a penalty #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I’m watching on TNT. Comms are ahead of the pictures slightly? #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I say again….#nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
FUCKING ELANGaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Am I right I thinking we wore white shorts when Shola scored? #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sound system at Barca sounds crap on the telly! #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Love this bit of my feed! #nufc
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