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Rallen

@rallen78.bsky.social
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Dandy, northern, book obsessive, lover of gin, Iris Murdoch, cats & pubs. Pretentious, textbook Scorpio. likes Greggs

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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have a wine tasting tonight chaps.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wonder if Stewart Lee is on Letterboxd?
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Decided to try and sort out my letterbox account. Never really used it. If anyone’s on there let me know so I can follow you!
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having a sophisticated very French night in with Alain Delon, Romey Schneider, Pastis & an Art House film. Oui.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Due to a monumental cock up, I’ve just accidentally ordered a very expensive tweed trousers. Feeling rather foolish.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found this old cassette tape and I am not totally sure why but I’m completely obsessed with it.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wearing both Tweed AND corduroy - let’s see how much I cut a dash with the UFO society and the lesbians.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just repainted my parents front door a vivid blue. Checked what the colour was called and it’s “Rave Regatta” so now their door is cooler than me.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve come up North to redecorate my parents living room. Finally done it but I’m so broken I’m aching all over. This was so much more intensive than running. I do not recommend. Now to hit dad’s whisky.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This tweet is a bit close to home as someone who is interested in true crime…
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ludwig was very relaxed this morning.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Emotionally I'm here
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally watched Sexy Beast (2000) mainly because I’ve seen so many clips on social media of the Ben Kingsley character being scary. Not massively into gangster films but this was brilliant and superbly acted.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stewart Lee has been my favourite comedian since the early 90’s. Now the excellent @weirdwalk.bsky.social are releasing The Comedian Collection, a 13 volume series of a collection of his work and I’m very excited. Got my first one yesterday.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whilst nothing is as alluring as the female form, my new Art Nouveau cafetiere comes quite close
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A scam account asking for money for Palestinians has just retweeted my post about the Krankies and the Goves being swingers together. That must be causing some confusion to their followers
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A lazy Sunday was transformed by going to a bookshop on the amusingly named Bellenden Rd. Was flooded by so many endorphins that I had to go for a drink to settle down. Culture & sophistication swiftly overwhelmed me & we ended up with Martini’s & Bloody Mary’s. Books are life affirming! Read more!
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The longest known Viking ship was discovered by chance while digging up ground to build an extension to the Viking Ship Museum.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This was my Friday evening, fun evening out and although I took Gaviscon with me I didn’t take any because I’m so debonair (and sexy)
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Popped into a bookshop near London Bridge and saw this book and thought it was right up my street!
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wow. Just finished reading London Falling by Patrick Radden Keefe - completely gripping, one of the best books I’ve read in a while, superb as both a true crime and social history book which read like a John Le Carrè novel. Incredible. Highly recommend it. 📚
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just so you know kids
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James Dalrymple @jamesewand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I really enjoyed this twisty but unconvoluted story of double-crossing French gangtsers. More trenchcoat than you can shake a stick at. Lots of scenes of near-wordless pure cinema, including a centrepiece sequence on a train. 1/3
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Some lovely paintings from yesterday’s visit to the National Gallery. I tend to loiter in the Dutch Masters rooms but ventured into the French 1800’s rooms and didn’t quite realise how many Monet’s we had as a nation.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to the National Gallery yesterday & they had these 2 paintings, In 1869 Renoir & Monet went together to the same location, Renoir the master storyteller & figurative artist concentrated on the people, Monet the great landscape prioritised the setting. Fascinating to see them side by side
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watched “Symphony for a Masacre” (1963) last night, a French Noir - not seen a film that well plotted for years. @filmsradiance.bsky.social releases it in one of their World Noir box sets (which I’m addicted to) stunning film.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reading part 3 of the Red Riding Quartet by David Peace. God it’s challenging. Also bit close to home for someone who was born in the north west in the late 70’s
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@danmckee.bsky.social did you know Bella Emberg was in the 1996-97 British tour of Prisoner Cell Block H – The Musical, she played Minnie Fiddlebrass. Please tell me you went to see this.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well this sounds amazing. Right up my street!
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fabulous day out at the Wilde Volk exhibition in Hebden Bridge.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anyone guess where I am.?
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reading classic crime fiction as I’m being watched over by my mother Maltese Falcon…
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t really watch TV but I’m delighted the new series of Ludwig is back on
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 20/08/2026
Been nosing at Mark E Smith, old interviews, flicking at his memoirs etc., and I wonder could someone like that exist in the media now without him being sorted into a box marked alt-right-fascist-manosphere arsehole, rather than cantankerous-combative-contrary-funny arsehole?
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guess who’s home?
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Finally got round to getting new glasses. Just looked in the mirror and now I look like Andy Burnham.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So many bad takes around at the moment
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Government alert probably killed more people via heart attacks than it could ever save. Anoying.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Couldn’t resist the childishness of ordering this. A well earned beer after the eclipse.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shame I don’t have any friends that are interested in Geopolitics, just listened to this fascinating podcast. Perfect for a pub chat. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/o...
podcasts.apple.com
CIA Under Trump (ft. Tim Weiner) | China’s UK Spy Nest, US to Squeeze Cuba, Russia Tests NATO
Podcast Episode · One Decision · 13 August · 1hr 13min
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Although you can’t see the eclipse in the sun on this picture you can see it perfectly in the small crescent glare on V’s skirt. What a lovely experience that was.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ve basically completely stopped reading, combination of factors. Inability to concentrate these days, mental health’s not been great, also a vague feeling I should be doing something else instead (but what?) I need to get back into it as it’s stressing me out.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not seen this film for at least 15 years. Mainly because I thinkQuentin Tarantino is a wanker. Put it on and forgot just how glorious it was. So enjoyable. Regret to say it’s a masterpiece.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just been to the opticians for an eye test and new glasses. Woman serving me was so pretty it was just an awkward stressful experience. Still got some nice new glasses. I am now officially poor.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Watched On Body and Soul (2017) last night, beautiful film, it won the Golden Bear at the Berlin film festival and is one of thr best films I’ve seen in a long time.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Had a really tough and trying week with work. That combined with binge watching the Sweeney last week has resulted in my being 3 vintage suits. Now utterly broke, but a dapper broke.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Trying to take a selfie has become more of an event than the ‘event’ anyway more Proms. Mahler 1st Symphony.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Weird dream last night, Jimmy Carr lead us on a team building exercise which involved him jumping the queue at karaoke causing everyone to hate us, then trying to coordinate an orgy with colleagues as Stewart Lee decided to heckle his character. Very distracting.
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