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Timbleshanks

@timbleshanks.bsky.social
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Tax adviser, occasional runner, dog walker, NUFC, Newcastle Eagles. Well done centrist with a leftie jus! Geordies are black and white.

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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 8h
Depends on what she says about IHT on pensions. Pensions are chargeable from next April so unless she removes that as well, my guess would be IHT take won’t change that much compared to now.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
Hopkinson said as much at GCT in August. Needs to keep capacity at a level which meets but doesn’t exceed demand thereby maximising revenue per seat.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
When he was caught, he put his hands up! But his arms were so short, no-one noticed!
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
No apologies from me in sharing this again. Please give. It’s a horrendously cruel form of dementia.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Matthew Syed. The pong to Burnham’s ping.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026
So if this ad ran in Little Italy in Manhattan would it say “Say SI to SI”?
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026
Reckon NUFC are keeping them and not buying Scalvini just to keep you and @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social alert.🤣
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026
Sam, sorry to hear but pleased your Social Services lady was so helpful. My experience was totally different, 4 social workers in 6 months none of whom seemed to understand how painful the experience of your partner going into nursing care can be. Burnhams speech gives me hope though.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 2️⃣3️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
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MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 24/09/2026
I have to ask: “What were you interested in to discover this?”
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 23/09/2026
“Very late” is a polite way of saying they completely ignored this on the website earlier today in their report.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 21/09/2026
@razorsgc.bsky.social Not expecting a reply from you until the celebrations have finished 🤣
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
You’re right atm, but my mate who is a Hammer thinks they will sort it out and apparently EH has been seen at the ground on a match day
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
Interesting that clip. One view (yours and mine too) is that it shows grit and fight. Bedwetters say it shows an inability to keep possession. Tomayto/tomarto!
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
Don’t forget the Hammers. If They have a wobble, expect Mandy to get EH in sharpish.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
Him coming back WOULD be an immigration problem.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026
I suppose Busker’s out of the question?🤣
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026
You’ve just spoilt “Pretty Polly” for me.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026
🤮
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reels/DdM8FC... Wrong words, but still…#nufc 🤣
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BBC Radio 3 on Instagram: "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie! 🕺 Bacarra’s 1977 Disco classic has become the Scottish Football team’s unoffical anthem. The Tartan Army adopted the song in 2020 following Scotland’...
26K likes, 504 comments - bbcradio3 on September 12, 2026: "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie! 🕺 Bacarra’s 1977 Disco classic has become the Scottish Football team’s unoffical anthem. The Tartan Army adopted the...
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
Waiting for the first journo to go for the “Hall issues “come and get me plea” to Man U” banner headline #nufc 🤣
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 08/09/2026
Sorry to hear this. Hopefully the lads will take your mind off it, in a good way!
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 08/09/2026
Remember going to Leeds in the 70s and the police stopping the bus because a Leeds fan had been throwing darts from the top deck
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 08/09/2026
Maybe my memory but I’m sure there was a collective intake of breath in the Gallowgate when the firebomb got thrown
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 08/09/2026
And once you strip away the corporate guff, Hopkinson is clearly an expert corporate strategist in this sector. Great hire by PIF.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
💯
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 06/09/2026
Ah, so that’s where the number 10 in the North idea came from!
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 06/09/2026
Does post mean: 1. You have a man and went bungee jumping earlier or 2. You got a man whilst bungee jumping or 3. You photographed a man doing bungee jumping earlier or 4. Something else. I think we should be told 🤣
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 06/09/2026
If only Channel 4 was in the private sector, Nads wouldn’t have to put up with this.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 06/09/2026
Impressive interview. They were after 8 signings but didn’t plan to sell Bruno. Suggests there might still be some money left in the kitty for January.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 06/09/2026
Just about to post that! Also the hype. Previous game both teams were described as “desperate for points”. After two games!
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As ever, Hope not hate have been tracking these thugs. hopenothate.org.uk/2026/09/05/p...
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Patriot Platform’s masked members march on Dover – HOPE not hate
At approximately 7:30 this morning, hundreds of black-clad members of Patriot Platform, a far-right vigilante unit, blockaded roads in Dover. They marched north east off...
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 05/09/2026
In a sky blue suit, very anti-establishment.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 05/09/2026
Don’t be Michael Owen. Can’t say I’m surprised though. Probably feigned injury to avoid going to their birthday parties. He has previous. #nufc
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 05/09/2026
Posted this before. 4-0 up away at QPR at half time. Waddle unplayable on the plastic pitch. They close to 4-3. Wharton makes it 5-3 with about 7mins left. They equalise and the hit the bar in injury time. Only #nufc can do this. Never left a ground feeling more stunned.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 03/09/2026
Mate, also solo, happy to have coffee and we can discuss the wonder that is Lewis Miley!
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 03/09/2026
Nah, it was Waterhouse. Jones presumably still stapled to his spot overlooking Dover.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 03/09/2026
🤣👍
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 03/09/2026
Aye, easy does it pal @razorsgc.bsky.social Suspected something was up as I was missing your take on the closure of the window in the way only you can do! Hope you’re back soon.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 01/09/2026
Probably not but I think Matty has got a free pass here. New manager, 3 players out for big money, and club expectations low. A season of transition a week or two ago. Let’s judge in eight months time.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 01/09/2026
Does it make sense for Willock/Murphy/Pope to be sold? Probably. But if folk are still complaining then the phrase “perfect being the enemy of the good” has never been more apt.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026
IYKYK🤣
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026
Remember our posts last week about Hopkinsons early morning trip…..
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026
The rat is lost without him. All the best Murph and thanks for
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Jacob Murphy's Surprised Reaction for NUFC
ALT: Jacob Murphy's Surprised Reaction for NUFC
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 29/08/2026
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 29/08/2026
Absolutely dominated? Had more of the ball perhaps but that picture doesn’t suggest domination. Whatever , we won.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 29/08/2026
We were more direct. We won. I thank you.
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Timbleshanks @handle.invalid · 29/08/2026
Marmoush on Malik being the obvious one…
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