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Timbleshanks

@timbleshanks.bsky.social
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Tax adviser, occasional runner, dog walker, NUFC, Newcastle Eagles. Well done centrist with a leftie jus! Geordies are black and white.

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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Waiting for the first journo to go for the “Hall issues “come and get me plea” to Man U” banner headline #nufc 🤣
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don’t be Michael Owen. Can’t say I’m surprised though. Probably feigned injury to avoid going to their birthday parties. He has previous. #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Absolutely dominated? Had more of the ball perhaps but that picture doesn’t suggest domination. Whatever , we won.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now that’s what I call an old-fashioned one-two🤣 #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Strewth! Must get those Tarot cards out more often
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Back atcha with white ones
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If it happens, I want to be THIS chilled…
Sleeping dog
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Love this bit of my feed! #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Some folk are never happy….
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hey @nufc86.bsky.social thought this was celebrating your Parkrun today but turns out it’s some other bloke and he’s not even running!
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
They say it’s a game of opinions #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social WTAF is this bollocks #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
In case we’re not enjoying tonight enough🤣#nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
RIP Leo. Sending hugs.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Love to see this #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Millie says welcome to the Toon, Mandy
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Millie says welcome to the Toon, Mandy
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Gotta love that Chelsea loan system! #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If Trump wants the Nobel Peace Prize so bad, someone should give him a call. Although Ukraine and Gaza might be easier.. #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My feed…. @stja.bsky.social is faster than Elanga #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Hey @samdrury.bsky.social maybe a transfer request but that would cost him wouldn’t it? #nufc #greedysweedy
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Oh and you obviously failed Geography GCSE!
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Guess who made the world goalkeeper of the year shortlist….#NUFC
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Suspect this has a lot to do with it…#nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
PL experience, young, cheapish. Worth a punt? #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Eddie! Do it! #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Not just us then 🤣#nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hey @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social extra bollocks with that?
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I want a dogs life….
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Is anyone needs cheering up after the Mbuemo news…I know it’s Talksport but still🤣🤣#nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
What craziness is this! #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
New Pope? #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Sorry for your loss, pal. Me and Millie thinking of you both.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Decent game from Rice tonight as he puts himself in the shopping window for a move to a big club. #nufc keen on player plus cash deal for Callum Wilson
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Fixed it. #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Chancellor’s reaction to predicted Geordie productivity for the next few days #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Done
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sing your hearts out for the lads #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Hero. He is us. #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
You fucking beauty
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
You fucking beauty #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
CLOCK. MOVE.FASTER #nufc
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Phenomenal header from Dan. 15 yards out into the corner. #NUFC
Big Dan Burn 1-0
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
And from the BBC website…
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
No further comment required.
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
As predicted….
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
See also NUFC last season
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Starlings showing decent zone defence although the centre appears to have lost focus! #basketball #nba
Birds in basketball zone defence formation
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Timbleshanks @timbleshanks.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I know we’re worried about the French but merde…
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