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TimberTop

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The artist formerly known as "The dumbest fucking person on Twitter" by Glenn Greenwald

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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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My Horse Is Amazing: Cartoon Ride
ALT: My Horse Is Amazing: Cartoon Ride
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Chris Conti @chriscontiphoto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey legal and finance Bluesky: I just got a court notice of a class action trial verdict against Elon Musk for manipulating the stock price of Twitter in 2022. If you sold shares (or bought puts or sold calls) from May-Oct 2022, you can get some of Elon Musk's money. Here are the docs.
Court-ordered class action lawsuit trial verdict notice informing individuals of a jury verdict against Elon Musk entitling individuals who sold Twitter stock (and/or bought put options or sold call options) during the period of May-October 2022 that they are entitled to monetary compensation due to the trial verdict finding that Musk illegally manipulated the stock price of Twitter.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone should tell President Trump that the best way to turn the Iran War around and stick it to the Democrats this fall is to have Pete Hegseth lead an infantry charge that they'll air on live TV.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is fucking straight up fire. youtu.be/X08lwt0ZzIY?...
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Jimmy's Groove
YouTube video by Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio - Topic
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got my Marketplace privileges revoked for quoting the “you have ghosts in your blood and should do cocaine about it” shitpost in some woo group.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The one ray of sunshine I get from Meta is the FB page called "i swear to fuck hyundai and kia owners huff paint for fun"
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اسلیم کلیک ها @sneakyness.com · 28/09/2026
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 28/09/2026
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Request a review | Claude Platform
Build on the Claude Platform
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Grace @gracekind.net · 28/09/2026
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sometimes.bsky.social @sometimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like Reba or the Judds kinda. And I say this as someone who abhors New Country yokel rock.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my car I listen to either NPR or a local alt rock station, and when I'm in the garage futzing around the only station that comes in clearly is schlock country. Heard this song a dozen times over two days just like the 15 others on rotation and just assumed it was one of the Golden Country Hits.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ours is Shithead but it’s pronounced “Shuh-Theed” in public for plausible deniability
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Calling it something like "Yemen's government in exile" would be more accurate. But to be honest, "Saudi-backed militias in Yemen's civil war" would be more descriptive.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess it’s a little too obscure to have a GIF… but Enchanted Scepter on a little Mac Classic.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's not possible. In 2025, the smartest person in history took complete control of federal government IT and his "DOGE" modernized and secured everything. Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?
nytimes.com
Hackers Say They Stole Thousands of Sensitive F.B.I. Personnel Records
The compromise, if confirmed, would be the latest in a string of cybersecurity failures at the F.B.I., which said it was investigating the matter.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah but look at all the misery he inflicted on the people they don’t like! And a bunch of the chuds got cushy jobs with ICE doing the misery inflicting.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy is such a yutz, the perfect representation for MAGA chuds and no one else.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello from the other side of Granville lol 😂
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile I STILL can't get an Amarok or a Hi-Lux for some reason.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You go and give that ovipositor what for.
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Alex Finley @alexzfinley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next time I get married I’ll be sure to register for the private island and fireworks display and hope my dear friend who doesn’t speak my language and whom none of my other friends know will get it for me. alexzfinley.substack.com/p/i-need-bet...
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I Need Better Friends
My friends gave me a toaster as a wedding gift. Trump family friends treat them to multi-day destination weddings, no strings attached (wink wink)
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump has literally always been a 'uh yeah that gold sex jacuzzi is a business expense' tax cheat and SCOTUS is his new Allen Weisselberg.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026
the worst part about this is that a lot of the damage will be permanent by the time we can turn the research funding back on a lot of folks will have unsurprisingly and not unreasonably decided that they should leave this area of research because it will never be reliable what a huge waste
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whitley was great when I saw him in the early 00's with Soul Coughing's rythym section backing him.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 11/09/2026
The real legacy of 9/11 is what we see happening in the US right now. Organizations purportedly formed to combat terrorism are being used by a demented sociopathic president to terrorize the citizens of the US, and turn the nation into a white supremacist dictatorship.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A reminder that evangelical doctrine, up to and including the wildly popular Left Behind book series where the Democratic president essentially does exactly this, has for decades insisted this is how the antichrist will reveal himself.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Deeply embarrasing for the man I most often confuse with Michael Flatley, LORD OF THE DANCE.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vote early, vote often. Vote Binhead.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Jen Fifield @jenafifield.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Exclusive from @propublica.org, details from inside USPS planning meetings that corroborate the whistleblower report warning of potential for mass disenfranchisement if mail voting regulations move forward for the midterms NEW: www.propublica.org/article/mail...
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New Mail Voting Rules Moved Forward Despite USPS Officials’ Concerns About Mass Disenfranchisement
In internal meetings, officials worried the rules they were drafting could delay or block ballots from reaching large swaths of eligible voters for the upcoming midterms.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The thing is, the voter - even the conservative voter - has been presented with the choice of people with proven character...and they did not pick them. They preferred the charlatan huckster who they knew was such. And there is nothing you can do to protect the People from their own lack of virtue.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tonya Harding makes a surprise appearance at a random point in every game.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I give you a photo of a Cybertruck crushing a no parking cone taken in the reflective windows of Pete Hegseth’s Christian nationalist Church next to the newly opened Jersey Mikes on Pennsylvania Avenue
A mirrored door and front window in a storefront. In the window you can see a cybertruck that has crushed an orange construction cone. You can see a construction barrier reflected in the door that shows a slightly different angle
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Us: An 80-something who was on TV. Death: Shelley Fabares. Us: No... one with lots of business interests. Death: Dolly Parton! Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2! Death: Tim Curry! Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal! Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway! Us:
A black and white cartoon with two panels. In the first a man looks very frustrated with his arms crossed and a frown. In the second he throws his arms in the air and says "I guess"
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m so lost and at this point I’m afraid to even ask.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Probably a new pair of underwear too... Jesus Christ dude. I have a pair of kevlar chaps too and this is exactly why. Glad you're ok!
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Same one just got me too. Random reply with a YT link.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's gonna be Hoss, Tank, and Bear all over again isn't it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3LD...
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Hoss Tank and Bear
YouTube video by Sean Collins Comedian
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Zelda Link
ALT: Zelda Link
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is Prancercize erasure.
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Prancercise Walking Workout
ALT: Prancercise Walking Workout
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is the sort of story that makes you say "Jesus Christ" in about four ways at once
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’d say most of them are sluts, so maybe just give it a go and see if they’re game?
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's authentic and gritty, eh? Pass me another Molson and a dart before this 5k starts.
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TimberTop @timbertop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Stamped butts around a pop can ashtray so you know it's an authentic review. Unless that's a Squalor Filter. I dunno if that's a thing, but it sounds like a thing.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A giant head made of stone with its mouth open and eyes blazingA giant head made of stone with its mouth open and eyes blazing
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Birthdate and name matches are causing US Citizens to get arrested in error by ICE as they board airplanes. This is the same level of rigor they're bringing to claims of fraudulent voting, and is obvious as an error-prone method to anyone who has taken an introductory stats class.
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