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@thornxbl.emochat.plus
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He/him. Elder millenial. Metro Detroit Detroit sports fan, Pokémon TCG organizer, Disney Parks junkie, LPU member, Software engineer, leftist. Haruko on Xbox Live. Cover photo from Max's South Seas Hideaway

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 05/10/2026
I'd have to try and remember what mine would be, but for my youngest sister it's absolutely when my dad put on Pink Floyd's The Wall when we got our first dvd player
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 04/10/2026
The vibes are so bad at the LCA this game that they just had a raffle to get run over by the Zambonis #lgrw #selltheteampizzaboy
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 04/10/2026
I have a message for Chris Ilitch
Screencap from Shogun with the quote "I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once."
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#LGRW
FANS, LET GO OF YOUR ANGER.
LOOK WITHIN AND FIND
YOUR DEEPER FEELINGS.
I FEEL
SOMETHING...
IT'S ANGER!
YES..
NO!
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 03/10/2026
Has a pro team ever had a Sell The Team chant in their home opener before? In the first period no less. Either way it's deserved. Sell the team, Chris. #lgrw #detroitredwings
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Tycoon Bumpadelic @hotel-putingrad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 02/10/2026
For those in Metro Detroit who aren't aware, yes this is the same Mark Bernstein. Joumana would never.
An ad for the Sam Bernstein law firm featuring Sam, Mark and Beth Bernstein and the lines "1-800-CALL-SAM" and callsam.com
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 02/10/2026
For those unaware in Michigan, this is the same Mark Bernstein of the Sam Bernstein law firm that floods the airwaves and billboards of metro Detroit with ads.
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 01/10/2026
Really cool of YouTube Music to keep adding fake AI generated albums to Zeromancer's page. I'm sure they'd be thrilled if they knew. All of the visible thumbnails under "Albums" here are fake; they haven't released an album since 2021.
A screenshot of Zeromancer's page on YouTube Music, showing that the 6 most recent albums were all allegedly released in 2026 and have nearly identical AI-slop artwork and names. None of the 6 are actual Zeromancer albums.
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 30/09/2026
this one's for @vanoreo.bsky.social
Sen. Kennedy holding up a (thankfully cut-off) poster of Peter Hole while Sen. Schmitt has a smug shit-eating expression
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 28/09/2026
live look inside the red wings offseason
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grimlen man
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Critics are calling it the greatest 7-minute album of all time
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 22/09/2026
an ancient meme of Hasek flipping Gaborik, with the text "AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY"
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That time Rosie O Donnell said what Hasan said but to Elisabeth Filarski on network TV
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
very funny to pretend that bluesky takes toxicity seriously when their lead engineer is openly posting like this lol
@katelynburns.com: Literally do not have tome for that every month. That's just not how humans work.

@why.bsky.world: You’re a podcast host, you have enough free time to talk to the latest chatbot every so often

@katelynburns.com: you think I do my podcast full time?

@why.bsky.world: Well I assumed “freelance journalist” was just a euphemism for unemployed “influencer” so yeah

@katelynburns.com:  Lol

@why.bsky.world: Claiming to be a journalist while refusing to do some pretty basic research is some clown shit
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 16/09/2026
Oh no...
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A small point but worth noting that taxpayers spent 70+ million dollars upgrading the infrastructure surrounding Robert Kraft's stadium, in no sense should billionaires be able to dictate speech that occurs in publicly funded spaces
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 11/09/2026
Thanks GM; please consider giving Mo the C this year
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 11/09/2026
But consider where this game is being played, and that the current score is actually ɹ∀˥ ㄥ - 0Ɩ ℲS
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Barry Melrose has passed away. One of the true media evangelists for the NHL. Rest in peace. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
espn.com
Barry Melrose, former player, coach and ESPN analyst, dies
Barry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 09/09/2026
Thanks. Looks like we're finally starting to get videos from inside the stadium showing both the play and scoreboard clock visible, too.
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 09/09/2026
Did I get that right? Did us NBC viewers actually get to see that first one during the broadcast Saturday night? I know they put an embedded clock on the screen when the commentators were doing their own replay analysis. Is that the same thing?
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 09/09/2026
so we have embedded clock on the program feed (first source of truth in new policy), NBC scorebug clock that went 9s to 0 after only 8.5~ s elapsed on the play (now the backup source of truth), and the replay system's embedded clock which had 0:01 left on the scoreboard, which decided *this* game?
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Russ McNamara @rpmcnamara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welker - and other Sunday show hosts - refuse to actually talk to Piker. It’s embarrassing for the profession.
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Tony @itstony.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
filmroom.dvsport360.com/viewer?id=1d... Big 10 command center made the call - nothing on the DV Sport review indicates they even got close to a full review. Listen to the ROH segment near the end. WMU needs to take action.
filmroom.dvsport360.com
DVSport 360 FilmRoom
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 06/09/2026
💯 never felt dirtier for watching my team win on a hail mary. Awful.
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 06/09/2026
If Michigan ends tonight with a loss, I hope they kill off the Mr. Brightside sing-along with it
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 04/09/2026
If we didn't have to take our own big guy Sal to the cardiologist today, I'd be able to donate... Hope everything works out for you and Biscuit and the treatment works well ❤️‍🩹 (We'll find out tmw what's up with Sal. He just had weird EKG readings during what was supposed to be a tooth extraction)
Sal the tuxedo cat getting an echocardiogram
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
CBS News has posted a breathless story about how two El-Sayed tweets they just discovered "invite scrutiny" ... ...And then you read the tweets and uh, they don't seem that out of line, especially for someone who has a medical degree. www.cbsnews.com/news/abdul-e...
Meanwhile, El-Sayed's past references to the deadly attacks have continued to surface, including two deleted social media posts verified by CBS News that have not been previously reported. In those posts, he calls for the American public to muster the same outrage for the COVID-19 death toll that they displayed after 9/11. In one, from April 2020, El-Sayed compared the nearly 3,000 Americans killed on Sept. 11 to the mounting COVID-19 death toll and argued for a response commensurate with the nation's post-9/11 mobilization. In another, El-Sayed wrote that because more Americans had died from COVID than in the Sept. 11 attacks, he hoped "that means we'll spend the next ten years fighting a war for public health & against poverty ... like we launched a global #Waron Terror after 9/11. We could save lives rather than take them."
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@cbsnews.com literally had to go back to the same paid pundit who parroted the racist “Abdul isn’t a doctor” attack.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/08/2026
Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
IvisMvpUi
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/08/2026
it is in fact just the media, which has devoted more attention to this than it has to the fact that multiple republican lawmakers are dealing with “we hired nazis” scandals and that the “we hired nazis” problem extends to the white house
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
Homeland Security 7
@DHSgov
X.com
Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
forget Medicare for All, try "working while sick and leaving your children orphaned as you drive yourself to an early grave" instead
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 26/08/2026
Clue and Muppet Treasure Island are both GOAT films
static.klipy.com
Tim Curry Clue
Alt: Tim Curry as the butler Wadsworth in "Clue" running into a locked door
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does it ever feel like you're in a cage being watched? Well, you are. By Flock cameras, thanks to Mike Rogers.
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Mychal Denzel Smith @mychaldenzelsmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I wrote about "Woke 1"
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bambi🌹 @radiovomit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP Hayden Panettiere 🌸🖤 #kingdomhearts #fanart
An illustration of Kairi and Xion from Kingdom Hearts. They lean on each other in a field of flowers that represent them (Kairi's heart piece, and aster flowers for Xion) while their respected keyblades stand beside them. The kingdom hearts moon iconography is drawn right behind them.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
youtube.com
Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
YouTube video by SCROTEVIDEO
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 17/08/2026
lol idk how i totally forgot they did actual MI tall tales later
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 17/08/2026
If you donated to a candidate or PAC on actblue, actblue themselves doesn't sell or share your info to other groups, but the *candidate/PAC you donated to* can. They get your contact info and it seems most are all too happy to sell it (or give it away)
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 16/08/2026
we've had Monkey Island stuff pop up in the Pirates of the Caribbean quests on Sea of Thieves, so there's a non-zero chance!
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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 14/08/2026
Donated to your FFS to celebrate the fact that he's still dead
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