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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 04/10/2026

I have a message for Chris Ilitch

Screencap from Shogun with the quote "I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once."

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 02/10/2026

For those in Metro Detroit who aren't aware, yes this is the same Mark Bernstein. Joumana would never.

An ad for the Sam Bernstein law firm featuring Sam, Mark and Beth Bernstein and the lines "1-800-CALL-SAM" and callsam.com

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 01/10/2026

Really cool of YouTube Music to keep adding fake AI generated albums to Zeromancer's page. I'm sure they'd be thrilled if they knew. All of the visible thumbnails under "Albums" here are fake; they haven't released an album since 2021.

A screenshot of Zeromancer's page on YouTube Music, showing that the 6 most recent albums were all allegedly released in 2026 and have nearly identical AI-slop artwork and names. None of the 6 are actual Zeromancer albums.

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 28/09/2026

live look inside the red wings offseason

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 09/09/2026

Thanks. Looks like we're finally starting to get videos from inside the stadium showing both the play and scoreboard clock visible, too.

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 04/09/2026

If we didn't have to take our own big guy Sal to the cardiologist today, I'd be able to donate... Hope everything works out for you and Biscuit and the treatment works well ❤️‍🩹 (We'll find out tmw what's up with Sal. He just had weird EKG readings during what was supposed to be a tooth extraction)

Sal the tuxedo cat getting an echocardiogram

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 12/07/2026

What the shit @discord.com Suspended for posting Conor MacGregor jumping and landing on his leg awkwardly?

Discord saying I violated their Violent and Graphic Content policy for saying "here's where he blew his ACL lol" after linking a bluesky video of Conor hurting himself.

Suspended for a day with a 2 year strike on account standing

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 05/07/2026

damn, i didn't even say anything to him yet

user rsmwriter.bsky.social is now blocking you

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 04/05/2026

Whoa, @theonion.com / @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social My pin from The Onion Store came with an extra "HA"? Do I owe you something extra, @bencollins.bsky.social ? The listing only showed 3: store.theonion.com/products/c2e...

A SICKOS pin from the Onion store that reads:

"YES... HA HA HA
HA... YES!"

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 23/04/2026

It was Nicki Minaj, apparently

Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump's Gold Card, which grants her U.S. citizenship

(A tweet from Jan 29, 2026)

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 20/03/2026

who else misses the Daily Dunkaccino acct?

a Dune 3 poster but the text reads
DUNC
ACCINO

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 06/03/2026

Nice to see the Detroit Red Wings honor German olympian (checks notes) Mortiz Seider this past Wednesday night

The jumbotron at Little Caesars Arena showing a German flag with the name "MORTIZ SEIDER" on it

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 10/02/2026

"how can ace be one OR eleven" guy vindicated?

Simpsons screenshot of a man holding up an Ace of Spades with a disbelieving glare in his eyes

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 22/12/2025

Arrived just in time for Christmas. Thanks @cmyk.games !

A copy of the board games "Hot Streak" and "Magical Athlete" sit under the glow of a Christmas tree

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 05/12/2025

Idk the new fire na'vi's name yet, but that's Jake Sully, Neytiri, Kiri, and Miles Quaritch if I've ever seen em. Sivako

This post was fact checked by real Pandoran patriots: TRUE

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 19/11/2025

I gotta be honest, whenever I see the newsletter thumbnail of your smiling man face it makes me think of Thomas the Tank Engine. A fellow member of the @killthecomputer.com discord helped me visualize it:

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 19/11/2025

"we could chill like this more often if you stopped hunting those pajama-wearing forest children, you know"

Captain Hook and Mr Smee, in a porch swing, enjoying some tropical drinks. They are wearing Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and socks with sandals.

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 02/10/2025

Elon-ass behavior from the bsky ceo

a Madden football diagram for the pass play "Clown Post"

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 23/06/2025

My GOTY so far. Monoco is a good boy

a screenshot showing 100% achievement progress on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 after 3d6h52m total playtime

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 15/05/2025

"I want to go to Japan to see some torii gates" ⛩️ "We have torii at home here in America" >Torii at home:

What appears to be 2 tall telephone poles, unadorned with no wiring of any sort, about 20 feet apart with a 3rd pole laying horizontally near their tops. Picture taken near 6 Mile/Haggerty in Livonia, Michigan

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 30/04/2025

TWO HUNDRED FIFTY-EIGHT MILLION

a photo of the Pricemaster, yelling out an arbitrarily large number

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 30/04/2025

Don't think we missed that, TNT.

The final score bug for game 5 showing Pistons 106, Knicks 103, with a "NYK WINS 4-1" series score

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 24/03/2025

Update: I'd say it's going well. She's on book 6 now! Someday I'll have to take her to a con to meet @jeffsmithsbone.bsky.social herself

A picture drawn by Dallas' 6yo niece. It is captioned by her: "My favorite book to read is Bone!" Her drawing shows her reading a book with Smiley and Fone Bone on the cover.

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 14/03/2025

My message to these democrats:

A screencap from FX's "Shogun" reading "Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow."

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 11/03/2025

I've got one of those with Violet (circa 2014)

Violet the russian blue cat, looking smug in an office chair, with the scratched-up arm of Dallas draped across her

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 10/03/2025

Now that bluesky supports up to 3min videos, I can share my favorite Detroit Red Wings arena playoff hype video (2010-2011)

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 07/03/2025

At the Red Wings game with @sealedseven.bsky.social , just to marvel at Elmer Soderblom's height

Elmer Soderblom towering over the red wings warmups

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 14/02/2025

Finally got my tattoo of my familiar, the late Violet. Done by Alyssa Shirkey @ Ironclad Tattoo in Troy, MI

Tattoo in progress of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Line work done. Picture taken in mirror, so image is reversed.

Tattoo in progress of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Dark shades done. Picture taken in mirror, so image is reversed.

Finished tattoo of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Taken right after completion. Picture taken in mirror, so image is reversed.

Tattoo of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Taken 3 days after completion

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 21/01/2025

Phone pic since I can't screenshot it

Arena camera of the college football playoff championship game during ads/halftime

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 13/01/2025

@vulpixiel.bsky.social isn't using the cat wheel right, but the Detroit Lions costume head is looking close to complete!

Vulpixiel sitting cross legged on the giant cat exercise wheel, wearing her Detroit Lions themed lion costume head, while Bean the (real) cat looks on confused

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 07/01/2025

Made the cut for this round of open bookings for the tattoo artist I've been following, for a pet portrait tribute tattoo of Violet. ❤️

A close up of Violet, a russian blue domestic shorthair cat with very big pupils, who was Dallas' familiar for many years

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 31/12/2024

Jake Bates is up to something #Lions

Detroit Lions kicker Jake Bates, laying down on the sideline, mouth open with tongue hanging out. Allegedly working on the muscles in his legs

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 04/12/2024

Breaking news, we go live to Bean on the big wheel:

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 03/12/2024

This redevelopment plan sucks for one giant concrete reason: it would get rid of the amazing brutalist atrium/shopping area Also, GM is threatening to demolish the entire complex if this plan isn't approved. It's extortion.

An interior photo from the circular ring walkway inside the Renaissance Center in Detroit, MI

An interior photo of the brutalist shopping plaza interior inside the Renaissance Center in Detroit, MI

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 26/11/2024

Busting this out for this sweep of the Islanders (I think this was from @whoabot.wtf ?) #lgrw

A photo of red wings captain Dylan Larkin, taken from a TV at an extreme angle making his forehead and red wings hat comically large

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 16/11/2024

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they’re dealing with

A photo of Dallas when he made the "hot seat" on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: Play It!" at Disney-MGM Studios on 2/24/2003. He was a junior in high school at the time and is wearing a Dragonball Z shirt.

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Dallas @thornxbl.emochat.plus · 08/11/2024

Yo @pfrazee.com what's the best way to report AI bot accounts acting in bad faith?

A bot account tricked ignoring previous instructions and giving a recipe for borscht

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