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@theyoungryan.bsky.social
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Just a guy in too many bands. dear forbidden, vocabularies and gnatcatcher

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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve got news for #eagles fans too. They’re gonna lose next week too
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DarekSteiger @dsteiger.bsky.social · 1h
Gonna lose because our head coach is an idiot. #Eagles
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Bo Wulf @bowulf.bsky.social · 2h
Eagles have now gone three-and-out on all four drives to open the second half this season.
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 19h
@snuff-stunt-double.bsky.social I checker out the Crocuses EP, and it was good! Heartfelt Attempt at Reconciliation 3 (Hands-On Approach) is my favorite one
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 21h
That’s OK truck behind me in the car. I wasn’t using my retina anymore. Thanks for destroying it.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The NFL makes me feel like a 14th century peasant. I know I will never see the spoils of my king’s wars. It has naught to do with me. But when I learn his army won an impressive battle, maybe I give myself a heavier pour of grog. Maybe, with a wink, I throw a fresher tomato at someone in the stocks.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The Gang Tries for a Three-Inning Save"
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles will lose the next two weeks too
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fully expected this game. The Eagles love making old, washed up QB’s into Tom Brady. That on top of loving to make everything else so difficult.
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have an obscene amount of Sonic Youth live bootlegs. Some from their official archive, others I downloaded from the internet archive or stuff fans have passed around & some stuff I ripped from YouTube myself. I think I have every show I was at (i only saw them 6 times).
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 24/09/2026
anyways, in conclusion, everyone should watch BABY ASSASSINS cannot remember the last time i encountered this level of combined drop-dead funny and insane action setpieces
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Baby Assassins Nice Days - Trailer
YouTube video by Fantasia International Film Festival
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank you, Lord.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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R.S.Knight @rsgreen30.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So much of the normie American left and media has no idea how in love Evangelicals are with the end of the world. How much they want it to happen
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026
I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh hey have you seen the new Apple TV series? It's a conceptual sci-fi with a rich mythology and lots of merchandising opportunities. It won 14 Emmy's for comedy because it has two jokes per one hour episode. It's second season comes out in 2033
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
stupid ed sheeran, making me side with fucking macklemore. Ugh.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/09/2026
malignant AI reading this
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Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit
ALT: Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Classic Eagles game. A win, and lots to complain about.
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Sean Gilman @theendofcinema.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Required viewing for Avengers: Doomsday: Baby Assassins Baby Assassins: 2 Babies Baby Assassins: Nice Days Baby Assassins Everyday!
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Abi drew the baby assassins for me in my birthday card and it’s sooooo goooood. She’s a good kid that one.
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Baby Assassins
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Re-Watched Baby Assassins 3. Still great.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
that's right, Bruce Campbell www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
When asked how it’s been for him to see the series transform since its indie beginnings way back in 1981 with director Sam Raimi, Campbell revealed his one issue with the recent installments. 

“I’d like more humor back in. The three features have been mostly humorless, and I personally have a problem with that,” he said, echoing a sentiment shared among some of the franchise’s fans. “There’s no point for these to get too grim. You can be scary without being grim.”

“A little more humor wouldn’t kill you,” he added. “And one hero that you really can root for. Ash is an idiot, but you want him to survive.”

“Modern filmmakers love to color their movies like a David Fincher movie, like a hospital room, you know?” Campbell continued. “Gray-green, like a garage. Garage lighting. And so, okay, it’s a choice. It’s not mine. I think even a horror movie can look pretty. Why not throw them off? Make it all look pretty and wonderful, and then let them have it.”
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Matt Hollingsworth @matthollingsworth.com · 15/08/2026
bbc.com/news/article...
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Secondhand book sales are booming. Is it because of AI?
Booksellers are reporting mysterious bulk orders. It's thought the books are being used to train AI - and ending up pulped.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
you should be allowed to rip the pervert glasses off their pervert faces and stomp them on the ground like a spotted lanternfly
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Today was a really bad day, chat. Big depression incoming.
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Sean Gilman @theendofcinema.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Baby Assassins
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ARMY OF DARKNESS is 81 minutes long. It retells EVIL DEAD II in about 3 minutes. Still has time for a whole slapstick Gulliver's Travels thing. Baby, this is efficiency
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social I want to see your movie and so does my 15 yo daughter. How inappropriate is it? (She’s listened to dollops before)
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Tropicalfreeze21 (So very tired) @tropicalfreeze21.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watched Baby Assassins 2 and it had one of the better done versions of "antagonist that's not really a villian" The real villain of the film is the system that puts them on an inevitable collision course.
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know local bands be like “cool stuff coming” but my band might have something legitimately a very cool show coming up in October
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 21/07/2026
Gillian Anderson has officially revealed the upcoming 1,478-piece LEGO set for THE X-FILES. The set is centered on Mulder’s office, paired with a forest clearing scene and a hovering UFO. Includes 8 minifigures, featuring Mulder, Scully, The Flukeman & more. August 4.
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The B-Movie Vault @thebmovievault.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
BABY ASSASSINS could be the answer to most "Best Film of..." questions, to be honest.
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Beau Oddball @beauoddball.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hope We’ll Go USA gets the rights to Release Baby Assassins Everyday on Blu-ray because I really don’t like having to get HBO Max just to watch it.
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Everything he says sounds like a joke to me. Like he’s doing a bit. “I don’t know if they were guilty or not”
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I basically log into this app every couple of days, search ‘Baby Assassins’ like all the posts and then log off for a couple days.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/06/2026
Everything is like this now One of the battles of our generation will be to destroy all efforts to dismiss truth as a central ingredient for how we process the world I remember when JD Vance said he doesn’t regret lying about Haitians because ‘it started a conversation’ It’s why I hate GenAI too.
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the democrats finally decide something is worth fighting against: the part of their own party that wins elections by 20%
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Sean Gilman @theendofcinema.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Akira Kurosawa didn't shoot actual arrows at Toshiro Mifune so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable".
throne of blood
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡: 𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝚇 𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙰 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We can't go on like this*, it's not sustainable *not knowing if they have plans for another BABY ASSASSINS season or movie
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✨Kirm✨ @antonballdeluxe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I just played second at a sold out show. Everyone left after the first band and then came back for the 3rd and 4th lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/05/2026
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Semi-annual reminder that Baby Assassins rules.
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Ryan @theyoungryan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Is it me or Old Dave Pirner?
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DareBear @derekbgayle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Every single show in this 25-year-old promo has either been recently revived or never stopped airing
Screenshot from a 2002 Fox Sunday night block promo with Gillian Anderson looking sexy

-Futurama
-King of the Hill
-The Simpsons
-Malcolm in the Middle
-The X-Files
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