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Sebastian the Bard

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They/Them/Theirs I'm so tired

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22h
In the presidential immunity case, the court considered a hypothetical of a president ordering Navy Seals to assassinate an American political rival. Trump's lawyer argued unambiguously yes, since it'd be an "official act." The Roberts Court ruled in his favor, 6-3. Why wouldn't Trump believe this?
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 22h
Always with the rapist's language. Never fails.
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Sue Me @superberg.bsky.social · 22h
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see a lot of people in power in the US who have far, far, FAR higher kill counts than any serial killer in history has ever dreamed of. I do indeed think that, as a society, we should band together and agree to remove them from their power to keep killing thousands.
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Mr Kun @themrkun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How kissing men feels like 💛
A cropped photo of a traditional handmade illustration in progress, showing two muscular anthropomorphic men, a lion and a tiger, hugging and kissing. They are surrounded by gold and silk. The painting is inspired by Klimt.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just heard a sobering fact. There are more rapists in Cornell's student body than there are trans athletes in the country.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
They restricted these surveys in multiple states in the last few years. States moved to require opt in with parental consent to administer the surveys. Then the CDC stopped reporting data about gender identity in 2025. Given the broader anti LGBTQ hostility it's not a surprise numbers declined.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Porn addition" is literally the Immortan Joe bit about growing addicted to water. Yes it's true, you can in fact cause people to become ashamed of natural, healthy urges if you give them an entire complex of shame around it.
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok so at this point we *dont* want the strait that we control open
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Magra215 (+18) @magra215.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright, let's give this a shot, she's 5 foot even, go nuts :P
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as a transgender person i have to admit i hold journalists in a very low level of esteem bc as a class they kind of did all hop on board with manufacturing consent for the project of exterminating the minority group im a part of
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Wendell Albright @wendella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this might be the single worst thing ever uttered at a UN General Assembly certainly the worst thing said by the leader of a purported democracy
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Mike Stivala @mikestivala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I am the world‘s greatest peacemaker. I have ended more wars than anyone else…“ … Then goes into a 15 minute rant about how he’s going to bomb everybody, and take all of their stuff.
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xavkoenig.bsky.social @xavkoenig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The entirety of Trump 2 is premised on the idea that “actually the president doesn’t just have to faithfully execute the laws, he is actually the special boss of the country and can do anything he wants at any time without question”.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 21/09/2026
lol when a military coup polls better than the president
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Sebastian the Bard @thewearybard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally an *actual* all time low and not just 36% to 38% like always
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Screencap from Snapcube's fandub of Sonic Adventure 2 depicting Eggman saying "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot." Eggman's face has been replaced by Sylvester the Cat's, and "Tails" has been changed to "Tweety"
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026
I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You do not need to explain, to Queer or Black or Disabled people in America, that you can't always have a perfect thing. That is not news to us. You are not providing new information. It is the height of arrogance to assume that's not already part of our understanding of the world.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
No, it’s white people that got us here, white man. Also, he didn’t backpedal “a bit”—he turned around and started going the opposite direction.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This has been an exhausting week, as part of an exhausting decade.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Filthy Frank Kayaking in a Puddle
Alt: Filthy Frank Kayaking in a Puddle
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trumpers, famous opponents of border walls
Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Loc-Nar
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump has promised multiple stimulus checks (have you received one?) He promised his tariffs would revive U.S. manufacturing (we've lost manufacturing jobs). He promised lower gas prices (they're higher now). He promised to keep us out of new wars (he started one with Iran). Noticing a pattern?
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Insider2000 @insider2000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve been seeing an apology tour for this film, and I really want to emphasize that, as a huge X-Men head… You really DON’T have to give it to the film that promotes conversion therapy and eugenics using child experiments that has an Epstein regular for a director that directed Melania.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Leeroy Mateo that now walks around in the real world of the Amazing Digital Circus is not responsible for what her brain scans did in a fictional world, it's just a branch she could have gone down. She might never. Anybody could go down that path in horrible circumstances. There is still time.
Screencap from "I saw the TV Glow" saying "There is still time"
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Beausoleil @beausoleil202.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's something off about that Trump meat...
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O Brother Where Art Thou Slaughtered This Horse
ALT: O Brother Where Art Thou Slaughtered This Horse
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reminder that A LOT of so-called porn addiction cases in media were often conservative public figures who were caught doing stuff like sexual harassment or banging in public spaces and tried covering their ass by blaming a "porn addiction" for their personal incapacity of keeping it in their pants.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
See? It's not hard.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/08/2025
note how Trump on a daily basis is trying to normalize the idea that he's a dictator
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@SuzanaD3 @suzanad1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It wasn't out of the goodness of his heart believe me.
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U.S. Representative Al Green @algreen.house.gov · 21/08/2026
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: The Jerusalem Post article below, titled “Jewish violence in the West Bank is terrorism - and Israel must admit it - opinion,” speaks for itself. You can access the article by clicking the link here: www.jpost.com/opinion/arti...
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Israel must admit that Jewish violence in the West Bank is terrorism | The Jerusalem Post
But there is another simpler word for what is happening in parts of the West Bank, and we should not be afraid to use it. On the contrary, we have an obligation to use it. It is “terrorism.”
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Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"they're taking our jobs, but now that they're gone, we need less jobs" i am so confused
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 19/08/2026
For the sake of artists, the planet, and my own sanity, i have to believe that the bubble will pop. I know it will cause some economic problems and people will lose jobs etc. but the world will be better place without gen ai
Re-drawing based on the scene from Emperor’s New Groove, where a squirrel threatens to pop a balloon. Text says “pop the bubble, fuck ai”
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/08/2026
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Remember how Megyn Kelly said that Kamala Harris "slept her way" into politics by invoking her past relationship with Willie Brown? Well, she's now extremely outraged about Jon Ossoff saying Trump likes to "travel with Natalie." You should definitely take her comments very seriously.
Ossoff was clearly implying that Trump is having an affair w/his staffer. He was so determined to disparage Trump, he didn’t give one thought (or worse, he did) to how this would affect Natalie. Forever. 
 Don’t let the Democrats tell you they are for women. It’s a lie.
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