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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why do we call the drugs people get for altering their gender “HRT” when the word Transcripts is right there?

Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Have you ever noticed people using “chemtrails” in non-conspiratorial conversations? Seems like it’s supplanted the word contrail for a not insignificant part of the population.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ME $60k/YR TO DO NONSENSE BEHIND A DESK. I’M GOOD AT NONSENSE. I’M NICE TO BE AROUND. HELP.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I only see @themountaingoats.bsky.social about 3 times a year, but the Cincinnati show on Friday should be in the conversation for the Live Archive Vol. 2 release. Sound in the house was perfect, got some Wurster banter, performance was gold. New tune, solo set made me cry, just the best.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Saw the new Christopher Nolan movie last night. I knew it’d be strange, but I thought it’d be odder, see?

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

“Skyscraper” is a perfect word. A building so tall, it scrapes against the bottom of the sky. And it has glorious mouthfeel. Good work, whomever came up with the word. Your addition to the English lexicon perseveres and thrives.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

When having sex in a Honda, one should do it on their own Accord.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“This F1 broadcast on Apple TV is brought to you by Ford” says the British voice actor, advertising an American car company in a broadcast by an American company of a sport owned by an American company.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I’m sick of apologies for the inconvenience. I’d like someone to for once relish in the inconvenience.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

40 minutes after the best post about this situation posts and one reskeet. We had a real website once

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Nightswimming gets all of the love on Automatic, but Find The River is an objectively better song. Fight me. (Just kidding, don’t fight me, I am a little babby boy and if I get punched I will start crying)

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

@djcrabhat.xyz a very merry Sci’ Pole Summa to you and your loved ones.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Get busy living or get busy, Diane.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It will never not amuse me that someone can think a successful cognitive test is a sign of intelligence. It’s like driving all over the road and then passing a breathalyzer. They’re not drunk, they’re just really fucking bad at driving. Either way, they shouldn’t be driving.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social hey sailor! Awesome to see you tonight. I’m glad we’re friends!

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Can’t wait to design my own container garden at the @themountaingoats.bsky.social show at the Newport. If I can’t, I’m gonna be really pissed off at Agamemnon, who is a rotten stinking mouthpiece. Also, something something California jam.

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

i had never seen this commodore 64 port of the simpsons arcade game before today but i love it

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The NYT crossword department fucked up today. That’s too many spaces for “bean!”

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Not ashamed to say I could probably do this

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

F1 on Apple TV is already the best. It’s can watch the main feed and my beautiful babby boy’s dedicated feed at the same time.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I did not have the Cadillacs out-qualifying Max on my bingo card, but here we are.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I’m currently watching Song Sung Blue and I have come to the realization that Neil Diamond’s music is 100% not for me. It’s like Raffi for adults.

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 25/02/2026

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“I just made sure to introduce myself and make her feel comfortable and that she’s welcome because she is,” he said. “I want to be inclusive with everyone, no matter race, no matter gender. Really where you’re from, what language you speak. It’s not hard to be inclusive and welcoming and happy. I think it could change the world.”

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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 25/02/2026

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Has it been determined which flavor Flavor Flav is? I mean, he’s gotta be human-flavored… …right?

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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

John Zieger is the Chair of the Board of Trustees at Ohio State University.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Radio edits of song that say “shit” should just replace it with the word “poop.” Gwen Stefani singing “oooh, this my poop, this my poop” would be perfectly acceptable for broadcast.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

when admin spokesppl follow the Hegseth directive to refer to soldiers as "warfighters" it's nearly impossible to not picture a three year old in a sandbox. whaddaya got there little buddy? oh these are my warfighters! aww that's swell. honey did you hear, he called them "warfighters"

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

@bcartwright.bsky.social LFG! Watching MLS360 and shout out to Haribo for scoring your first goalbear of the season!

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Can anyone explain to me what a moderate is in this political climate? Is it “I don’t like them shooting white people in the streets, but I do enjoy the fact that the rich don’t have to pay taxes?” Or “while I don’t care for all of this medical debt I’m in, I do like brown people being in camps?”

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

“It’s not you, it’s me. I just plain don’t like you.”

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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Same.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Doctor: congratulations it’s a tiny girl. What would you like to name her New mother: picabo street Doctor: no I’m afraid not

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I wonder if Busta and Shonda have any other family members who are gonna make it big.

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The second single Lorde ever released featured a song by a Minneapolis songwriter.

Single CD back cover with Lorde's picture. A. Tennis Court. B. Swingin' Party by Paul Westerberg of the Replacements.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

My favorite part about being @vermontgmg.bsky.social’s casual friend is not knowing what book he’s working on next. I use audiobooks to fall asleep to (which helps keep the bad thoughts out) and I have been through a number of his books MANY times. And whatever comes next is gonna be solid gold.

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

How about “Carly Rae Jepsen’s Malört.” Is that a thing? That’s a good joke, right?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2026

It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

This is your periodic reminder that it’s ok not to mourn people who put hate into the world.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen if ever signs and wonders were, here is one atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

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