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DJCrabhat

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@djcrabhat.xyz a very merry Sci’ Pole Summa to you and your loved ones.
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 28/09/2025
Watching Lost Boys, perplexed how this captivated an entire generation. Accurate representation of Santa Cruz, tho
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 19/07/2025
A man who was critically injured on Wednesday after he entered an MRI room on Long Island and was pulled into the machine by his chain necklace died the next day, the authorities said on Friday.
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Man Who Was Pulled Into M.R.I. Machine Has Died, Police Say
The man, who, without authorization, entered the room wearing a metal necklace during a scan, died a day after he was critically injured, the authorities said.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/06/2025
Hey sorry I was late one of those devil may cry things happened to me
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 16/05/2025
Lmao it really was as dumb as “he bypassed the PR checks and pushed a bad system prompt directly to master”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Felt this should enter the public domain for meme usage
Lenny looking shocked
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This is a call from Camp Bryan Federal Prison from *deep voice* Elizabeth Press one to accept the charges. *BEEP* ELIZABETH HOLMES: I have another blood idea.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 06/05/2025
Excited for this game, thanks for the nudge @getplayedpod.bsky.social
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🛸 Sophiaaaahjkl;8901 ⚛️ @swag.sophia-hjkl.com · 27/04/2025
PIXXX FROM THE 5LOWERSHOP RAYV EMERGENCY SHOW LAST NIGHT:
dj crabhat and heartworm watch selectron's opening setheartworm smokes a cigarette while dancing and preforming Heartworm trying to snatch a kazoo out of dj 0.000001's hand Heartworm trying to snatch a kazoo out of dj 0.000001's hand
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 19/04/2025
One of my top 5 songs, no question
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 18/02/2025
lol @pftompkins.bsky.social because you’ve talked about this on @threedomusa.bsky.social I thought it was a very meta bit
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 16/02/2025
funky four plus one more on SNL probably the peak of that show
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so it's Riker, in a silky bathrobe, blowing hard on a shiny trombone. Really giving her hell. Just trombonin' like his life depends on it.
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 02/02/2025
They must teach all the real and super secret economics stuff at that Wharton School I guess
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
yeah, man, she's into all kinds of kinky shit ... baby/daddy ... dommy/subby ...
A strip-mall storefront of a crab restaurant called "Dummy Crabby."
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 01/02/2025
Drank an Aqua Velva tonight in honor of @threedomusa.bsky.social and my wife said “this tastes like an alcoholic’s drink” cc @pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 18/01/2025
cc @actionboyz.bsky.social
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
[in best buy] please, i beg you, which is the phone turk and jd use?
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 07/01/2025
No way I’m gonna explain this to my dad, there’s just some games he’s not gonna watch
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DJCrabhat @djcrabhat.xyz · 21/12/2024
Ooof my wife’s flight home got cancelled so you know what that means: half-assed cocktails and link to the past randomizer
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