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I’ve never seen a dog and I don’t smile

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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’d argue that there are two ways of doing it.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why do we call the drugs people get for altering their gender “HRT” when the word Transcripts is right there?
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They can join the club.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Unsure if this has gone on YT yet, where all the Zappa fans will swarm, but fun fact: that’s actually Jimi Hendrix on the We’re Only In It For The Money cover. He was physically there.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Either that or I spend more time with conspiracy theorists than I thought.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have you ever noticed people using “chemtrails” in non-conspiratorial conversations? Seems like it’s supplanted the word contrail for a not insignificant part of the population.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ME $60k/YR TO DO NONSENSE BEHIND A DESK. I’M GOOD AT NONSENSE. I’M NICE TO BE AROUND. HELP.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If there are better shows out there, I’d love to hear ‘em. Literally. They’re my favorite band, and I love hearing better shows. But Cincinnati was definitely high-end.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I only see @themountaingoats.bsky.social about 3 times a year, but the Cincinnati show on Friday should be in the conversation for the Live Archive Vol. 2 release. Sound in the house was perfect, got some Wurster banter, performance was gold. New tune, solo set made me cry, just the best.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
…wiper. Windshield wiper!
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social tea under the bus windshield!
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saw the new Christopher Nolan movie last night. I knew it’d be strange, but I thought it’d be odder, see?
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I actually had this shirt in the 90’s.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Skyscraper is grand!
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Skyscraper” is a perfect word. A building so tall, it scrapes against the bottom of the sky. And it has glorious mouthfeel. Good work, whomever came up with the word. Your addition to the English lexicon perseveres and thrives.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There’s plenty of time for both
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When having sex in a Honda, one should do it on their own Accord.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“This F1 broadcast on Apple TV is brought to you by Ford” says the British voice actor, advertising an American car company in a broadcast by an American company of a sport owned by an American company.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m sick of apologies for the inconvenience. I’d like someone to for once relish in the inconvenience.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“The Democratic Party: LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.” Also, who’s exactly saying they *hate* the party? Is it that that unbelievable to want the party to represent the liberal majority in this country?
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That’s very similar language to “if you hate America so much, leave!” We want our country to be better. The Democrats no longer speak for the liberal majority in the county, and elections speak for themselves. If you don’t move to the left, we’ll vote for folks who do.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
40 minutes after the best post about this situation posts and one reskeet. We had a real website once
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s possible that _I_ think it’s a bear
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Works for me. Who doesn’t like fun?
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nightswimming gets all of the love on Automatic, but Find The River is an objectively better song. Fight me. (Just kidding, don’t fight me, I am a little babby boy and if I get punched I will start crying)
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@djcrabhat.xyz a very merry Sci’ Pole Summa to you and your loved ones.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Get busy living or get busy, Diane.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It will never not amuse me that someone can think a successful cognitive test is a sign of intelligence. It’s like driving all over the road and then passing a breathalyzer. They’re not drunk, they’re just really fucking bad at driving. Either way, they shouldn’t be driving.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If so, pretty well sums up how things are going
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Good morning to you as well, sir!
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No worries! Next Time is tomorrow night in Indy! 🥰
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m gonna slightly push back on this (but I’m with ya, I was thrilled to be home early.) JD has remarkable taste in picking openers. Back in 2006, he had Christine Fellows opening, and she became one of my favorites. Also, Megafaun, Prayers & Tears of Arthur Digby Sellers and more over the years.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In 2017, tMG was the opener for Isbell. One of the best shows I’ve ever seen.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Naturally. There’s no better way to spend an evening, which is why I’ve seen ‘em so many goddamned times.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social hey sailor! Awesome to see you tonight. I’m glad we’re friends!
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can’t wait to design my own container garden at the @themountaingoats.bsky.social show at the Newport. If I can’t, I’m gonna be really pissed off at Agamemnon, who is a rotten stinking mouthpiece. Also, something something California jam.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Also, the whole “three loves of your life” cliché isn’t real. If it was, I’ll never find love again, and that can’t be true! Right? …..right?
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s as if she’s trying to scowl as hard as he is in the photo.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
That sounds beautiful. Working with a symphony must be awesome.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Bad! But I’m working on it. How’s by you?
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
i had never seen this commodore 64 port of the simpsons arcade game before today but i love it
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sounds like she’s not the only one with a red head, am I right?
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The NYT crossword department fucked up today. That’s too many spaces for “bean!”
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Excite Truck was really fun. Excite Bots was not, and I bounced off it almost immediately. Didn’t know about the third one until right this second.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There are worse things.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Counterpoint: youtu.be/UDOU7Ye76tI
youtu.be
Technology Hump: Emma Stone - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Coop! Can’t you read? The sign says specifically to _not_ let the duck in!
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Racism is idiocy, but not all idiocy is racism. (I’m not sure if that makes sense, but I’m exhausted and sick and I need to go to bed. Love your work, keep on keepin’ on.)
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
But does a white person appropriating a predominantly black culture count as racism? So much of our popular slang/music/vibes comes from black culture down here. I assume it’s probably different up north, but if nothing else, you’re culturally literate as hell. You get my point, is what I’m saying.
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Your Friend Christopher @thevole.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oh, duh. Absolutely. I was searching my brain for things related to Anthony… 🤦🏻‍♂️ I do think it’s there to make Dougie Jr look more like a doofus. Similar to the “Ras Trent” video by the Lonely Island.
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