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@thevoidiumman.bsky.social
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Hey, I have a joke- knock knock” Thank you so much for not ringing the doorbell, it makes my dogs go crazy. What’s your joke?
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Do you think boomers ever get cringe thinking back to all the FW:FW: Fwd:Fwd:FW: chain emails they sent in the 90s?
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
when you want to look like the exact opposite of brendan carr
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
based on a true story in my old neighborhood. poorly drawn by yours truly #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
a comic of a stick figure couple watching someone learning to run only to swap physiques by the end frame. based on a true story
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Whether it's Republicans wanting to cut poor children off from SNAP benefits or Democrats wanting to cut Donald Trump's children off from defense contracts, both parties want to cut children off from taxpayer money.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
a lot of people don't know there's a b in dumby
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“It takes a village to raise a child” Well maybe include that with the kid next time!?
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ACLU @aclu.org · 19/06/2026
The Justice Department is trying to undermine hard-won protections that guard disabled people’s right to live in community instead of institutions. This doesn’t change the law or our rights. We won't stop fighting for disabled people’s right to participate in community and civic life.
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States aren't required to provide community-based care for people with disabilities, new DOJ opinion claims
The Office of Legal Counsel opinion released Thursday said states aren't required by law to integrate mentally disabled patients with their peers by providing community or home-based care.
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Knicks 🤝 USMNT Clutch scoring by OG
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In fairness, most of the other 45 are dead.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hell of a Freudian slip. I *assume* he was thinking of the Baader-Meinhof Gang, a far-left terrorist group. Dietrich Bonhoeffer was a legendary and rightly celebrated anti-Nazi theologian & dissident.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This cannot be real Tell me this isn't real.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Pope warns of robot apocalypse. Markets rally upon rumors the host of Celebrity Apprentice will surrender to Iran. British government vows to prioritize toilet security…” Shut up. Please just shut the fuck up. I hate the news.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you asked for an image

I usually swipe left or right on Tinder, but today I swiped up and unlocked a real life fire. I'm pretty scared, but what happens if I swipe DOWN? :|

"AI" responded with a world exploding and screams heard
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 10/05/2026
I could be doing more to create value for shareholders.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
2000 Flushes-ass pool
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I can't tell if this is satire or not.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In case you're wondering, it's not. Do better ffs.
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The New York Times writes about transgender people a lot, and yet it rarely talks to them. www.advocate.com/news/new-yor...
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The New York Times rarely quotes transgender people in trans stories
LGBTQ+ advocates say that the paper too often treats transgender people as subjects of debates rather than participants in the conversation.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The cars spell out Release the Files in morse code.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The ol' win-win
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Follow me on Tinder and X! My name is Samantha, 22 on Tinder and Samantha Gray on X. I'm a real woman on those platforms, I swear.
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sadie 🇵🇸 @sadie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
they are censoring me on here
Screenshot of text post reading “georg bush, who does over 10,000 9/11’s each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted” cannot be posted on bluesky due to connection issue
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The White House has just released a new photograph of JD Vance taken during his negotiations with Iran last week.
Ellis, from Die Hard, talking into a walkie-talkie and trying to look smooth, and confident, before Hans Gruber - in a career-defining performance from Alan Rickman - shoots him.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me during fantasy football
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Genius.
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus post
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Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
They’re literally holding a Strait
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-a…
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Why I don't trust anyone a little too obsessed about falling fertility rates
NYT: US Fertility Rates Drop to Another Record Low

The fertility rate has been falling since 2007, in large part because of a plunge among teenagersThere are some clues in the age breakdown: The fertility rate for teenagers dropped by 7 percent from 2024’s figure, setting another record low for the group. Since 2007, the rate for teenagers is down by 72 percent, and since 1991, when teenage fertility rates were at a high, the rate is down by 81 percent.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
$50,000 adjusted for inflation is ~$26,000 in 2000. The average income during that period was between $32,000-$35,000, depending on BLS or Social Security data. So the lucky ones making $50K are 30% poorer than the average worker in 2000.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Let’s…uh…maybe cool it on the Taco stuff. Not sure that double-dog daring Trump into war crimes is good
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WhippetRun @whippetrun.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
WW3 about to kick off and he is like “Don’t forget daylight savings started early this year”
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Like living inside a Daily Show moment of zen
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That would have been Year 22 of the 47-year US-Iran War. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 06/04/2026
“I never thought Elon would muffle *my* legitimate news sources” says guy who uses the “Elon muffles legitimate news sources” app.
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Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Dawn Staley on UCLA today: UCLA is quality team with very experienced players … From last year to this year, they played determined last year, but they played determined this year … and they took advantage of it.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
An alien tells a human jesus comes back every two weeks every since they gave him chocolate. They asked what humans did and the human is just like uhhhhhhhh
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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
why does the NYT feel its their job to amplify movements americans don't know anything about?
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When you chase down a viewpoint of a minority of folks and present it as a massive, important movement, and also dismiss the largest rally in America with "meh, is it really enough?" I suspect your bias is showing.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I appreciate this response, thank you. I take it as the aspiration the Times had in publishing this piece, and it is a noble one. Sadly, though, the staff involved in reporting & editing this article seem to have missed the mark, specifically regarding the 'unflinching view of its implications.'
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Me (3 blocks from my house): May I? (hold up the two bags of dog poop I'm holding, pointing to a dumpster on the curb) Homeowner getting in their car: No thanks. Me: Right on. (loses last bit of faith in humanity)
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Slashley Cooper 🔪 @ashleycooper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Keep going. Save yourself.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
LeBron: “I am 41 years old. I am sick of everyone’s bullshit. I am allowed to not like things and I don’t care who knows it.” Bluesky’s mission statement 🫡
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“I’m not media literate therefore nobody is”
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