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@thevoidiumman.bsky.social
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Dying to find out what it means
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Hey, I have a joke- knock knock” Thank you so much for not ringing the doorbell, it makes my dogs go crazy. What’s your joke?
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Do you think boomers ever get cringe thinking back to all the FW:FW: Fwd:Fwd:FW: chain emails they sent in the 90s?
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
when you want to look like the exact opposite of brendan carr
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
based on a true story in my old neighborhood. poorly drawn by yours truly #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
a comic of a stick figure couple watching someone learning to run only to swap physiques by the end frame. based on a true story
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Whether it's Republicans wanting to cut poor children off from SNAP benefits or Democrats wanting to cut Donald Trump's children off from defense contracts, both parties want to cut children off from taxpayer money.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
a lot of people don't know there's a b in dumby
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Personally, I like to do my confessions over reverend-to-end encryption
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
but not from a spitball shot from a straw, safe there
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
He nearly broke it, sure, but he was closer to nearly tying it.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
antifa = anti facade, duh
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“It takes a village to raise a child” Well maybe include that with the kid next time!?
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ACLU @aclu.org · 19/06/2026
The Justice Department is trying to undermine hard-won protections that guard disabled people’s right to live in community instead of institutions. This doesn’t change the law or our rights. We won't stop fighting for disabled people’s right to participate in community and civic life.
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States aren't required to provide community-based care for people with disabilities, new DOJ opinion claims
The Office of Legal Counsel opinion released Thursday said states aren't required by law to integrate mentally disabled patients with their peers by providing community or home-based care.
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Knicks 🤝 USMNT Clutch scoring by OG
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In fairness, most of the other 45 are dead.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hell of a Freudian slip. I *assume* he was thinking of the Baader-Meinhof Gang, a far-left terrorist group. Dietrich Bonhoeffer was a legendary and rightly celebrated anti-Nazi theologian & dissident.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
brandon carr is in a list called funny looking people, below  a list of funny people. joking that he's funny looking. that's the tweet
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I love this, great job expressing the conflict and unity that make us up.
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This cannot be real Tell me this isn't real.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Pope warns of robot apocalypse. Markets rally upon rumors the host of Celebrity Apprentice will surrender to Iran. British government vows to prioritize toilet security…” Shut up. Please just shut the fuck up. I hate the news.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you asked for an image

I usually swipe left or right on Tinder, but today I swiped up and unlocked a real life fire. I'm pretty scared, but what happens if I swipe DOWN? :|

"AI" responded with a world exploding and screams heard
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
But Alito loves dogshit.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 10/05/2026
I could be doing more to create value for shareholders.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
2000 Flushes-ass pool
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Nothing says independent like being 110% sycophantic
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"The need for validation can make that process hasty." a) Trump's posted like 20 times in the last two weeks on Truth Social. b) I think you're describing a dependency, not a need. c) If you want a great resources to not get fooled, please check out the great repository of trumpstruth.org
trumpstruth.org
Trump's Truth
'Trump's Truth' is a searchable archive of Donald Trump's posts on TRUTH Social.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Exactly. And as the janitor of Bluesky, I really wish they'd quit adding shit to anything.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I can't tell if this is satire or not.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In case you're wondering, it's not. Do better ffs.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Looks like the screenshot Jon Cooper reposted without vetting is from an edit of this real Truth Social post: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
truthsocial.com
Truth Social
Truth Social is America's
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The New York Times writes about transgender people a lot, and yet it rarely talks to them. www.advocate.com/news/new-yor...
advocate.com
The New York Times rarely quotes transgender people in trans stories
LGBTQ+ advocates say that the paper too often treats transgender people as subjects of debates rather than participants in the conversation.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The cars spell out Release the Files in morse code.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The ol' win-win
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Never mind, it's Spirit's stock ticker.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Newish to bluesky, what does $SAVE mean? When I click it there are only 3 posts
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Follow me on Tinder and X! My name is Samantha, 22 on Tinder and Samantha Gray on X. I'm a real woman on those platforms, I swear.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Googled during my emission test this morning." is unintentionally funny.
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sadie 🇵🇸 @sadie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
they are censoring me on here
Screenshot of text post reading “georg bush, who does over 10,000 9/11’s each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted” cannot be posted on bluesky due to connection issue
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The White House has just released a new photograph of JD Vance taken during his negotiations with Iran last week.
Ellis, from Die Hard, talking into a walkie-talkie and trying to look smooth, and confident, before Hans Gruber - in a career-defining performance from Alan Rickman - shoots him.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Stranger who makes me chuckle -- I'm sincerely happy to read nothing is broken and you're on the mend! (I tried to do an emdash to raise your spirits but my scrivener app has has lied to me and there's clearly more to it than just two dashes)
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me during fantasy football
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Genius.
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus post
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Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
They’re literally holding a Strait
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This would appeal to the 3x Trump voters... or as we call them Hat-trick Crazy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-a…
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets
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