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@thevoidiumman.bsky.social
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
based on a true story in my old neighborhood. poorly drawn by yours truly #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
a comic of a stick figure couple watching someone learning to run only to swap physiques by the end frame. based on a true story
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
brandon carr is in a list called funny looking people, below  a list of funny people. joking that he's funny looking. that's the tweet
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you asked for an image

I usually swipe left or right on Tinder, but today I swiped up and unlocked a real life fire. I'm pretty scared, but what happens if I swipe DOWN? :|

"AI" responded with a world exploding and screams heard
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Genius.
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus postJon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus post
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
An alien tells a human jesus comes back every two weeks every since they gave him chocolate. They asked what humans did and the human is just like uhhhhhhhh
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
....happy birthday.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
reminded me of this gem with Cameron
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Birds are reptiles and Fredbird is a lizard person.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
So much easier on the eyes.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So it's like my little family of three was vaporized and fifty more just like us? I feel so safe and not at all responsible in a way that I can't come to terms with because of my helplessness to prevent the cruel murders /s
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I had to Google this guy, didn't expect to get trolled twice.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
And Ultra means “a more extreme version” and Zero means nothing, so Ultra Zero doesn’t actually mean anything in English. In fact, in English-speaking countries they say it’s ultra meaningless
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"A lot of people are saying I'm in the 6th percentile"
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
In my native English “Monster” means something bad.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If we teach the kids cursive we'll also miss out on the joy of watching people guess what a word is.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@anymouse.bsky.social So your town's website says the Village's government doesn't accept credit cards, but you guys do have internet. So it seems like you just have poor leadership... Maybe elect a new chairperson?
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Girls are children. I can't believe I'm saying this again: DO NOT MARRY CHILDREN.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
He took the label off his water bottle... oh god, he's about to sell us Trump Water isn't he.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Not much, what’s up with you?
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I've watched too many AI videos and I'm counting mimosas in sketches now. Someone save us.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
'Satire' is on this scale, but not on the one they used to use. Wonder why?
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
“hE’s JuSt JoKinG tO TRoLL LibErAls” Explains the clown makeup at least.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It's like this guy is trying to D.E.N.N.I.S. everyone but didn't wait for Dennis to finish and doesn't know the rest of the steps. Oh fuck I looked down and saw the Trump clip again and hurt my eyes seeing his bloated whale carcass of a face.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Who took this photo? I've seen their work before.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
He's still repulsive to women, but he's getting closer to being anatomically correct at least.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Nothing says 'strength' like being scared shitless so much you can't even sit in a car like a normal person.
MarkWayne Mullin is terrified of everything, but especially seatbelts.
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
On the 80th anniversary of Churchill's The Sinews of Peace (Iron Curtain) speech.
From what I have seen of our Russian friends and Allies during the war, I am convinced that there is nothing they admire so much as strength, and there is nothing for which they have less respect than for weakness, especially military weakness. For that reason the old doctrine of a balance of power is unsound. We cannot afford, if we can help it, to work on narrow margins, offering temptations to a trial of strength. If the Western Democracies stand together in strict adherence to the principles of the United Nations Charter, their influence for furthering those principles will be immense and no one is likely to molest them. If however they become divided or falter in their duty and if these all-important years are allowed to slip away then indeed catastrophe may overwhelm us all.Unintelligible Trump rant
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
They grabbed a plastic surgeon to talk about Iran... is she certified from the Board of Peace or are we just done pretending?
Fox News screenshot, discussing Iran, with a plastic surgeon as the expert
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Senior Janitor @thevoidiumman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"I always thought (the war I lied about starting for years) would be four weeks." Why does he tell us every about every fart in his head but this never came up?
Quote from President Trump in which he claims, "I always thought it would be four weeks." referring to the 2026 US-Israel "pre-emptive" attack on Iran.
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