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Ryder Cochrane

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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lincoln Riley is like the Lane Kiffin you get when you don’t wanna pay the subscription fee. Free trial Kiffin ass coach
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Petition to rename Arch Manning the Game Manninger until he stops being a glorified game manager
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breaking: Aaron Donald announces re-retirement
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Southern Carolina proves they’re the better organization. They own USC now. It’s USC and Southern Cal
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mariota's second act as an elite backup quarterback is satisfying to watch
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One game lmao. Way to show what your program is made of, Lincoln
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2026
USC should tell Lincoln Riley that they've got him a surprise vacation just so he can show up at LAX for a proper tarmacing.
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2026
USC is once more a big fat nothing burger that wishes it had a coach like this rather than an over-sensitive charlatan and the pall thats fallen over the program.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big Ten might want to look at that Desman Stephens II hit on Dante Moore because that wasn't even close to a football play
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
USC won't ever see the light of heaven and this kid should be done with football
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my god dante moore. i hope hes ok. really scary hit
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PALUMBO? AT SEVEN?? IN THIS ECONOMY???
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure which is more surprising for this NLL Draft: Collison going over Spallina or the Seals electing to trade a pick rather than add another American
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michael Dyer not being ruled down in the 2011 national championship
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So I see we're back to agonizing over top 10 ballots again, eh? Thankfully this one has an edit button for when I realize 15 minutes from now I've forgotten something critical
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never let Arda Güler ride the bench again
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Emmy winner Rhea Seehorn
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Vince Carter: Come On!
ALT: Vince Carter: Come On!
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How it feels to watch 2026 Oregon
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I do not care about draft stock. Get Dante Moore out of this game at halftime if he doesn’t turn it around
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good thing the Rams used that first round pick on Ty Simpson. Now he can go in with Stafford out and- hang on, I’m receiving some news
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026
Fetterman
wint @dril
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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
10:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A camera guy somewhere at NBC: so have you ever seen Luca Guadagnino's Challengers?
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Russell Wilson dusting off that resume
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Justin Herbert every Chargers season by October
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Inter goalie thought he was Vozinha lmao
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bari Weiss Bryce Underwood 🤝 people Larry Ellison paid a lot of money to run the show at historically successful programs who may not be qualified for the job
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🫡 that Dakorien Moore juke move, TD Oregon
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We have a theoretical first round QB and a guy who started at Nebraska for two years and we have a receiver throwing on 3rd and 11
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I guess someone’s got to leak the Epstein Files to Pablo Torre for the good of the nation.
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All goal scoring has been nationalized. These goals are for the people. Praise be our mighty Dictador
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"You could use a taco" got a higher shooting percentage from the line than Steph
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jack Donaghy's programming priorities from "30 Rock", adjusted to Marvel. The biggest piece of the pie chart is "Spider-Man", followed by a smaller "Make it 2019 again through science or magic" and finally a tiny sliver called "everything else"
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All these X-Men casting rumors and still no talk of the ideal Magneto and Professor X pairing: Walton Goggins and Timothy Olyphant
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Hereditary: Intense Scream Scene
ALT: Hereditary: Intense Scream Scene
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Odysseus
Yoda More Olive Meme

after escaping
another deadly island at 1:34
am

2:12am... going back for more
Island
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶
Fast and Furious “see you again” meme but with Pausa de Hidratación instead of Paul Walker
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
they should bring this out for the third place game
The pop tarts bowl toaster
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I believe this is what doctors refer to as “gender-affirming care.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor
Check this shit out motherfucker
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
FIFA has given up on trying to hide their interference on behalf of Argentina lmaoooo cmon
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Ryder Cochrane @rydercochrane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Visited Boston for a week and ended up on French television giving my opinion on the French national team. Even got translated into French. Living the dream www.tf1info.fr/sport/videos...
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Le monde impressionné par nos Bleus ! | TF1 Info
▶️ Le mardi 30 juin, la démonstration des Bleus face à la Suède, leur talent et leur efficacité ont fait des envieux. Ils ont non seulement fait rêver des millions de supporters français mais ont égal...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
oh my god it really was a 28-3 moment for the team in red in black in atlanta against the goat
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
الكرة لا تكذب
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026
has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes
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