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Sam

@therewithal.bsky.social
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Books, animals, all things nerdy. RMTA'er and net.goth in a former life. Always tired.

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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 7h
I have returned from Ikea having not purchased the entire store.
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 13h
Leaping does seem terrifying.
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 13h
I would have lost it entirely. That said, that's around the age we dissected pigs and I wasn't remotely bothered by that. It's a weird age.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 15h
Absolutely not the point, but it does make me wonder about pet euthanasia. This one is rough.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 15h
Death penalty states are incredibly secretive about every step of the lethal injection process. Why?
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Everything you've been told about lethal injection is a lie
Death by drugs is brutal—and designed for political optics. Christa Pike's failed execution pulled back the curtain.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16h
Principal Skinner: HAVE WE MADE MATERIAL CONDITIONS SO HH ONEROUS, CULTURE SO TOXIC, AND THE ENVIRONMENT SO DEGRADED THAT UNLESS WE REPAIR THE DAMAGE WE'VE DONE PEOPLE WON'T HAVE THE FINANCES. EMOTIONAL BANDWIDTH, OR MORAL COMFORT TO PROCREATE?

NO, IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 15h
Worst. I wish it was easier to find a list of verdicts, or any partisan work they've done. There are always at least a few with seemingly no past online.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think some people are still missing the central message of this which is that if the cops show up asking for you and you instantly know why, you have a sophisticated understanding of whatever it is you’ve done that can’t be fixed by someone informing you that doing it is bad.
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 22/11/2024
Once you internalize the immense power of showing people this cool rock you've found, the whole world is transformed
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They absolutely would (says the ASU alumna).
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know, I live in plague country. 1-5 cases a year, reliably. We have a whole research facility 35 miles away. I don’t worry much about plague. I do worry about hanta, though. Because when we talk insidious? Mice are way more insidious than prairie dogs. (Treat respiratory infections as serious!)
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Christine D. Baker @klaxoncomms.com · 07/10/2026
I laughed so much I hurt. Every sentence of this just gets better and better.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/10/2026
one thing tech bros and political journalists have in common is the absolute inability to consider the possibility they’re being played
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 06/10/2026
The graves of Jesus, who settled in Japan, married, had four kids and died at 106, and his brother who died at Golgotha for him. Very simple and rather lovely. The accompanying museum, however, is flamboyantly insane.
Two simple crosses in a woody landscape
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I even remember some of it!
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One time, many years ago, I went to Nottingham with a friend who was obsessed with Warhammer and wanted to get into the HQ's on site pub. Turns out the folks working there were delighted to come across a couple of Americans in their parking lot. Great night.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait and see what kind of an admonishing letter Ofcom eventually sends.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every last high school girl out there, unless you know for a fact that she has committed murder or rape, will do more good for the world than a boy or man who has committed sexual assault stop treating rapists as valuable
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for the first time since tracking began, more American households have kittens than puppies. there is a reason for this: homeownership is declining, and homeowners are twice as likely as renters to own dogs. did cats engineer the housing crisis? i'll be honest: it is now more likely than not.
Freya, a fluffy gray cat, sits packed into a woven basket by the window, staring at the camera with a distinctly displeased, suspicious expression.
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The internet was and in some places still is great because people love interacting and making art and sharing what they just saw in their home town or on their travels and scribing elaborate rants and playing games and making friends and meeting new people and inventing personae and collaborating an
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m gonna put my fist through a wall
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Salem's Lot. Waaaaay too young.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you know? Before pumpkin spice became the prevailing taste of the autumnal season, other flavors were tried, including bright dead leaves, malevolent fog, damp squirrel, and mossy darkness.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Depends on dose, to some extent. There was a wildlife worker who dissected a dead cougar they found a few years back and got a blast of plague in the face. They died. It happens occasionally in the US.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, we live in the most depressing timeline. I’m a godless heathen, but this is almost enough for me to crack out the incense and wafers. Imagine squaring up to the Pope and angrily shouting “…how many models do you run, bro?”
Pope Leo XIV • @Pontif... • 17h
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?
You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At this point the mention of private equity in any context makes my brain banshee screech reflexively. The smug pompousness of the bosses is just about enough to send me into blackout with rage.
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's been so long since my employer was taken over by private equity that I had almost begun to think we'd be spared the worst of the horrors. It's clear now they brought in the new exec team to speed run them.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hotel booking page offering a honeymoon suite that can accommodate 1 to 4 people
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to have a long, blue velvet skirt and it was the best.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's seen as reasonable to spend lots of money as wedding guests over and over again because they'll get you back when it's your turn, but for a lot of us it may never be "our turn" and asking people to contribute instead to our gingerbread cottage oven fund is "weird" and "scaring the children" 🙄
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 04/10/2026
Jesus fuck, we do not need the AI slop version of Chuck Schumer's fucking imaginary friends, the Baileys, being the gauge of "public opinion" on fucking anything. Take your "synthetic AI focus groups" and fuck off into the sun with them.
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay the jellycat gargoyle is adorable but $65?
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Tim @timzhu.io · 03/10/2026
You're basically Napoleon if you can make entire organization(s) get on the same database
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Fred Smith @coyotefred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thread.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
America in the 21st century:
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
loving cats, apparently, makes you more attractive to 28% of Americans, per a new survey. that compares with just 23% for owning a home. among Gen Z, the cat figure rises to 34%. having trouble on the apps? put down that mortgage application and get yourself to a cat rescue.
Close-up of Sandal, a fluffy orange-and-white cat, staring into the camera with wide eyes and a deeply concerned expression.
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love this story!
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Infuriating 🧵 below
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Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, yes, I am an apex predator.
A furry tabby cat with his tongue out
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proud member of the Fell For It Again Club Platinum Level VIP
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thread. JFC.
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🔬🔭🧭👨‍💻🏞️👾🤖🌡️ @dcrinyyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a very real way people that are choosing to expand fossil fuel production right now are literally choosing people to die. Not just now either, for hundreds of years to come. Not just people either ecosystems, species. It's stunning to me this is celebrated.
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Sam @therewithal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's the worst. I always find things waaaaay after the fact, usually somewhere I checked at least twice.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who amongst us hasn't been tempted...
Accountant calls police after being asked to attend meeting
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