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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bottom view of a cat that has fallen asleep on a glass table. Original post
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 03/05/2026
🚨news Florida man...What a way to spend your Sunday mornings.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 01/05/2026
In 2015, the Los Angeles SPCA gave their annual National Hero Dog award to a tabby cat named Tara. Yes, you read that right, a cat was given a dog award.
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ... Yes, you read that right 😮
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
they’re just begging for a car chase
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/12/2025
i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but
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Nick Fleisher @nickfleisher.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The emergence of Gordon's discovery that he can speak to beetles:
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/05/2025
you're welcome
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Meidas_SocietysChild @societyschild.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media. Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
A meme for May 4th
Venn diagram with on me circle labeled “jokes about Anakin killing younglings” and one labeled the younglings and the overlapping area labeled “things that never get old”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
BEWARE OF LOG
A tree grows around top rail of a chain link fence making it look like it’s eating it. The tree has two holes (natural or drilled) that create the appearance of eyes.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"rope" by 40 below summer (2001)
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
some say it’s art, some say it’s not
Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.
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PAY::FOR::NONE @payfornone.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Titanic: You Jump, I Jump! 🛳️ Baby Ducks: You Jump, I'll Watch First! 🦆
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!” “Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/01/2025
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday theonion.com/report-...
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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Just Animal Things @justanimalthings.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Orange soda
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animals being cute @animalsbeingcute.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Long-tailed tit: A bird from Japan that looks like a living snowball 😄
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animals being cute @animalsbeingcute.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The CEO himself
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
charmander, charmeleon, charizard
post malone, teddy swims, jelly roll
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jimjudistar @jimjudistar.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
one of my favorite features lamag.com/news/23-reas...
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23 Reasons Why a Profile of Pete Carroll Does Not Appear in This Space
An attempt at writing about the football coach
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
This is the most insane house I've ever seen, like Randyland and the Winchester mansion had a baby. At no point did I know what was coming in the next picture, nor could I guess the next line in the description. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL 33432 | MLS #RX-11035440 | Zillow
This 12709 square feet Single Family home has 12 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. It is located at 1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The bathroom
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 16/01/2025
You got it
My infamous art of Star Trek’s Captain Jean-Luc Picard making out with Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars.
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The 40 Greatest Nu Metal Songs of All Time 25. "Nobody" by Skindred (2004)
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
this is so bus
sign in a bus saying:

this is bus
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters.
In three consecutive booths, three visually-similar women in turquoise tops sit across from three visually-similar women dressed in red.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Ok I missed Kim Mulkey's outfit earlier and I am speechless
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Here are things I’ve enjoyed watching in 2024 in no particular order: Thelma Bad Sisters s2 The Brutalist Anora Creature Commandos The Trip Wicked The First Omen Strange Darling Saturday Night Dune 2 A Real Pain Challengers I Saw the TV Glow Will & Harper Fallout Baby Reindeer English Teacher
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit dons the red cap of destiny, breaks stuff, in Kyle Mooney's Y2K (2024)
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Santa Claus 🎅🏼🎄🦌🛷 @oldsantaclaus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Somebody needs this right meow 🥹 #ThankYouTG #CoffeeKindnessShenanigans
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
A bear standing upright, behind a narrow tree.
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A Christmas F​*​cking Miracle: 15 Covers and 15 Originals by the New Wave of Nu Metal Available Now: numetalagendaworldwide.bandcamp.com/album/a-chri...
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A Christmas F*cking Miracle: 15 Covers and 15 Originals by the New Wave of Nu Metal, by Nu Metal Agenda Worldwide
32 track album
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 13/12/2024
Luigi Mangione may be a suspected killer, but the media thinks they can change him
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/12/2024
Hope he doesn’t get beaten up by the billionaire CEO gangs in prison
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 11/12/2024
Yet another time when a pretty boy gets my part
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Ryan Sprague (Techàn MacGothraidh) @techanmac.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ironically, he and his middle school friends used to play as executioners. In this game "hangman", players take turns putting a victim through a macabre game of life and death where others must guess the letters of a secret word or phrase to save a man from a gruesome death by hanging.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14 www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8W5...
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The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
suspect parks at the pump
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Mira Gonzalez @miragonz
so i bought an already fucked looking garfield toy, but then it showed up vacuum sealed, and oh my god

(Photo: a supremely mashed and awful looking off brand Garfield plush)
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