Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i've been alive 25 years and still haven't found the right response for when someone knocks on the bathroom stall 041
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 03/07/2026if you think fireworks are loud, try opening this in the middle of the night 074
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 03/07/2026i didn't ask for a 7-day free trial of living in the amazon rainforest. 050
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 21/06/2026you know your frontal lobe is fully developed when you appreciate a no-fee ATM 0114
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Me texting a new friend: I'm so excited to hang out tomorrow! 🙂 See you soon! Me texting an old friend: did u hear Kwik Trip has Mountain Dew dunkers lol 041
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Gut told me to pour Mountain Dew into the Dunker mix, so I did it. (Brian from Legal wants me to disclaim that this didn’t actually happen, and was strictly used for caption purposes only.) 081
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 14/06/2026rip gander mountain you would've loved spearmint velo 072
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 14/06/2026the european mind could never comprehend gas station friend chicken 071
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Our social team pretending our new Dunker flavor doesn't exist until the official approved launch date of Monday, June 15th 170
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 11/06/2026i'm at the point in the year where every conversation involves humidity 031
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Can’t talk right now, I’m investing in my future (playing the Mountain Dew Kwik Climb pull tab game in the Kwik Rewards app for my chance to win $250k) 080
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 27/05/2026parked at the pump. not proud of it, but man enough to say it. 063
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 26/05/2026for anyone who needs to hear this, we sell breakfast sandwiches and pedialyte 183
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 24/05/2026the air smells like grilling brats and cracking a busch at 8:12AM 0124
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 19/05/2026hey i noticed you took the last cheesy breadsticks can you give them to me or else 030
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 18/05/2026how i feel after saying "not if I see you first" back to the Kwik Trip coworker 031
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 17/05/2026being the first car to go through a construction zone is stressful for no reason 053
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 12/05/2026my top 5 horror movies: 1.) dirty gas station bathrooms 2.) east coasters asking me to say 'bag' 3.) beavers 4.) 28 mph wind 5.) zipper merging 062
Kwik Trip @kwiktrip.bsky.social · 05/05/2026just a reminder that we sell margarita mix. no pressure. 051
