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Patrick DeathStarfish

@thepyinthesky.bsky.social
152 followers 104 following 660 posts

The internet was a mistake and so am I. High quality shenannigans. A wannabe entertainer who enjoys pop culture and all that good brain mush. Also hockey, ofc. 1. St. Louis Blues 2. Seattle Kraken

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Jeff Smith @thecomichunter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Still one of the coolest covers ever.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What the fuck is Deftones about? Why do they only have 3 types of songs and people act like they’re prolific songsmiths? What is even is their image, bland and aimless? Mid alt 90’s one trick ponies à la smashing pumpkins, afaic.
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/02/2026
I bet DJs are really good at titty twisters
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
While twitters down, I’m taking a moment to broadcast here instead; Elon Musk an hero, tax billionaires, kill pedos, fuck/abolish Ice and hang Trump & his corrupt, evil administration. More importantly; free Palestine, Israel sucks, save Sudan, restore Armenia, and give Native Americans land back.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:
You will be visited by three spirits

The spirits:
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
@billybluenote33.bsky.social damnit I forgot to set my lineup tonight!!!
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
BOUT GOTDAMN TIME
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
If you got the “Rude” tag, I wanna follow you. Fuck this goody goody two-shoes virtue signaling site, I need people here with actual personality and flaws.
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Ryan Lambie @ryanlambie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Pamela Voorhees, the original hockey mom.
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Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Blah blah MLB playoffs blah. It's a distraction. What *really* matters is that the NHL regular season starts in a week.
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ses_sensei @senseijh.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Post or repost of your favorite NHL game if the soundtrack is a total Banger for you NHL hitz 2003 the original black Xbox since they have a total Banger soundtrack of that song Power Man 5000 bombshell
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Just in case any of you have sympathy for the devil, we don’t mourn Nazis here. You reap what you sow, Charlie Kirk.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@billybluenote33.bsky.social got around to tackling my podcasts. I agree with you wholeheartedly on everything you said in your postgame interview. And this post is to prove I’m using this website for Blues content! We need a fanpage on Bluesky, tbh.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Nachos are so goddamned overrated. It’s too bad everyone fell for Big Nacho’s lobbying and marketing campaign in the 70’s. Now it’s everywhere. Bottom tier junk food.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
And here I am thinking all the spandex, cotton & leather I wear at the sex dungeon was kosher.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
How I was all last night and this morning hoping the rumor was true.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I didn’t know I could get my profile tagged as ‘Rude’ on here. Shit, how fragile is this place? I want one.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I heard they finger blast the Doritos now
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
TBH the only thing I’m irrationally patriotic & butthurt about is how we have a bunch of Brits & an Aussie playing the top 4 American comic characters. At least we have Superman back, and David CorenswHet did a great job. BTW the top 4 of US comics is: Superman Batman Spider-Man Wolverine
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
@pbs.org @pbsnews.org The ____ on ____ series would make such a needed comeback on any platform you propagate.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This but Legends of the Hidden Temple. Silver Snakes for life!!!
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a statue with the words rock and roll written on it
ALT: a statue with the words rock and roll written on it
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MaeMae @phantomqueenmae.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Republicans killed free speech to protect pedophiles
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Meg @lefty824.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Honestly good for the NHL for this. Hope it stays this way.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
My absolute favorite. His soap-foam-dispensing shower-head commercial is the cherry on top of this truly one of a kind wrestler.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If patience is king and god is king and jesus is queen, does that make the holy trinity a bi-sexual throuple? Like a prayer, take me there.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Freedom from kings. Freedom from fascism. Power to the people forever. ♥️ Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
James Taylor is the ColdPlay of Baby Boomers.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Steven Universe is a show about God negotiating with themself and discovering profound empathy for their creation by living amongst it, in doing so going through metaphorical death and resurrection. It's Jesus. Steven is Jesus. Deeply Catholic show. Right down to the confessional catharsis aspect.
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Critical Bill. @criticalbill76.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms were too short to strangle prostitutes.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
HJO INNOCENT
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
… Why tf is school in session in June?…
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s my mission to party with HJO someday. He did nothing wrong. He committed a victimless crime and being punished cause dude is a celebrity. His only crime was partying too hard.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Choogle on, my fellow chooglers.
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Emily Maple @suika.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
@Dexerto:

After 80 hours of playtime, OpenAI's "smartest model to date" has obtained two Gym Badges in Pokemon Red
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFo...
youtube.com
If He Dies He Dies
YouTube video by Rod Stickler
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@moderation.bsky.app are you fucking serious? It’s obvious you use dumbass AI for mods & not humans cause this is such an obv joke only the dumbest motherfuckers would take it seriously. And you can’t be that dumb. @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay good job I’m impressed honestly.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions
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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Conservatives in a nut shell.
DON'T TREAD ON ME
UNLESS YOU'RE A CORPORATION
OR A
RICH PERSON
OR A CHURCH OR
RELIGIOUS INSTITUTION
OR A COP
I GUESS TOO
BASICALLY I JUST HATE MINORITIES
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Ace @acecalibur.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"I do not support all men. Some of you bitch ass niggas are very dumb." Meme that
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
What do you get for successfully identifying star groups & patterns? A Constellation prize.
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Patrick DeathStarfish @thepyinthesky.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A Quasi-Quasimodo, if you will.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h
Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
You mean look up the questions.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Björk is a Mama Bjear
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