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@theozukowski.com
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(18+) author of queer dark speculative romance & erotica. tarot reader. audhd. non-binary & transmasc. (he/they) theozukowski.com

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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R U A K K U after dark @rawkku.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He was sorry, so sorry, but not for what he had done. He felt sorry for himself.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
( 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc ) -> CW: #bondage / #choking "bad" ending... 🌹
The dainty trans male prince Mattias is tied up in ribbons as the evil antagonist Locke fucks him and holds him close, choking him as he smirks and peers down. Locke says "Submit, my prince"

Mattias looks at the viewer, moaning and panting as he blushes and accepts his fate.
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 27/08/2026
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name. Trick 'r Treat (2007) Halloween (1978) Evil Dead (2013) Orphanage, The (2007)
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy #InverteFest! Squid says trans rights! 🦑
Symmetrical digital drawing of a squid with its head down and legs waving up in the air and all wrapped around each other. The squid is outlined in white and shaded in with the soft pink and blue of the trans pride flag.
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Aubrey 💖🏳️‍🌈 @clericofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every day I am thankful for queer books, amen
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You got to live at the same time as Dolly Parton!! What a gift.
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Maddy B. Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 20/06/2024
you can't even perform The King in Yellow, thereby summoning the dark Lord Hastur from Carcosa (may the black stars cloak him) anymore, because of Woke
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
butch merperson #guolduart #sketch
drawing of a butch person with a latex textured mermaid tailholding a knife and shouting at it
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 24/08/2026
COVENANT — Jack made a deal for the body he needed to have. Now he's in Hell, serving the fallen angel who holds his contract. But it could be worse. It could always be worse. a work in progress. #mmromance
An image of a person wearing latex with two large curving horns. Black text reads. "Covenant 
Theo Zukowski"It’s been over a century since Jack Daugherty made a deal with a demon in exchange for his soul. 

He’s been dead for nearly as long, struck down to Hell as little better than an errand boy for his master, a powerful fallen angel. 

Jack can’t pretend that he actually likes things the way that they are, but it’s better than the alternative. His deal was worth it – no matter what it cost him. 

After all, if he keeps his head down and does what he’s told, things can’t get worse. Or so Jack tells himself. 

When a new soul arrives in Hell, bound to serve the same demon that holds Jack’s deal, he’s given simple orders. Show the new guy around and make sure he understands how things work.  

But Vincent Hodges is like no one Jack has ever known. When he begins to rebel, insisting that his deal can be broken, Jack should walk away. 

He never has done what was best for him.A grid of nine images. From top left, counterclockwise: 
01. eye with a red pupil and dark eyebrow 
02. pair of hands tied to a bedframe 
03. eye with no pupil, just white 
04. silhouette of couple kissing 
05. wet cement with light reflecting from it 
06. pair of hands with fingers intertwined 
07. hands on a pile of white feathers 
08. a person's back with black feathers covering them 
09. a man's torso with red flower petals over him
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 24/08/2026
Classes start this week, so I'll be figuring out a new schedule for myself. I suck at self-imposed deadlines, but hopefully I'll manage. Other goals include working on my social media presence, and working on one of my many, many WIPs. Please god that I finish one soon. #QueerWriters
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
( 🔞 #nsfwart #oc ) Sir Emil was eager to please his dear Prince Mattias 💦⚔️👑
Erotic art of Prince Mattias, a no-op trans male prince, wearing a tight corset with a chest cutout and flowy sleeves as he sits in a cis man's, Knight Emil's, lap as he rides his cock on the edge of his royal bed in his princely bedroom. Emil is wearing only half of his armor as he sucks on one of Mattias' tits and causes the to prince to arch his back in pleasure as he moans and pants while Emil cums inside his pussy, leaving a trail of cum on the edge of the bed.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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🔞 nat/tempy ✨ @ sickos.png @gleaningway.social · 04/03/2025
hey, don't cry. imagine your OC bouncing on it, okay?
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 01/08/2026
I'm launching my newsletter late summer/early fall [ theozukowski.beehiiv.com ] It's still under construction, though. I'm also on ao3 [ archiveofourown.org/users/theoph... ] if you're interested in mostly Dragon age Fanfic, and also the upcoming kinktober & nonconvember. #QueerWritersChat
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 01/08/2026
Hmm, I love some katabasis — in the classical 'journey to the underworld' sense. Especially when that underworld is a realm of the fae. Also a big fan of the deconstructed chosen one trope. #QueerWritersChat
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 01/08/2026
Very much. It's probably my favorite genre, especially when it's combined with others. I love reading fantasy almost as much as I love writing it. #QueerWritersChat
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 01/08/2026
Magic, in a word. The idea that what we imagine, our deepest, and sometimes darkest thoughts, can be real. #QueerWritersChat
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 01/08/2026
Hello #QueerWritersChat! I'm Theo, transmasc author of speculative erotica & romance. I'm working on... something. Writing is happening. Kind of. I just seem to be bouncing between projects more than usual, lately.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The federal government is protecting the AI child porn apps and Google goes after someone wearing cat ears whispering into a mic while eating cereal
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think for some people it is more comforting to believe that there is a vast conspiracy to hide the truth than that sometimes the best scientists in the world sometimes don’t know what’s happening
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"
The idea that we can assent to the taking away of anybody’s rights, and think that somehow the government won’t come for all of our rights, is itself the problem. And, look, I don’t need people to understand how they use their rights. I just need people to agree that the government shouldn’t be able to take any of our rights. I put my face on the ground thirty-four times a day, David. Most people don’t understand why I do it. I don’t need them to understand. I just want to have the right to do it. And when people decide that they want to take away my right to do that, I’ve got a problem.Now, I hope that everybody’s going to show up and say, No, no, no. You can’t stop that person or that community from reflecting and praying as they choose. Similarly, when it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need. That’s really what it comes down to. It’s the right to be who you are. It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours, then they come for theirs. And at some point you live in a society where rights are negotiable, and that is not the America I was born in. It’s not the America I know and love. It’s not the America I’m going to allow somebody like Donald Trump to give us.
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 31/07/2026
BDSM Cybersex SSRI LARPer Brain Freeze
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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 28/07/2026
you have to outlive rowling her grave isn't going to piss on itself
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J @jkmiami89.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
there literally are no good-faith concerns about trans girls participating in high school sports. it is children playing games with their friends, its about confidence and relationship-building. let kids play with their friends.
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
This remains one of my favorite Muppets moment
Kermit asking “Please, could you always wear your pants in the office?”Rizzo the rat saying “Ok Mr. Naked”Kermit blank faced and very clearly insulted
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
what the fuck do you mean "everyone is using AI and nobody admits it." what the fuck do you mean. who are you talking to. you have allowed a demon to devour your soul. begone
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 29/07/2026
Seeing every small business, be it a local restaurant, a moving company, whatever, all having AI logos and AI ads, really puts into perspective just how many artists are out of jobs now. All those little sustaining jobs where someone just needed a quick thing for $50 to $200 are just gone.
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emet-selch's forcefem aoe @ 7.56 SPOILERS!! @specterxiv.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
this did numbers on tumblr and i feel it here a lot
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute, stylized illustration of “Jimothy,” a viral raccoon with short spine syndrome. He’s walking happily with colorful stars and lines around him in primary colors, along with the words “hold onto your whimsy.”
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 10/12/2025
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
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🏰𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🏰 @dungeonlust.com · 29/03/2025
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is circulating again a bit. hooks gets in trouble for her spicy takes, but there WAS no spicier take in 2004 than “Harry Potter sucks and is bad for children’s literacy,” and she was exactly right.
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Dr. Catherine Strickson @brigitteempire.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This and then you spend the next two decades panicking about why you can’t hold down a 9-5 like everyone else
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tweet from boygirIgirlboy that reads “adhd is the most embarrassing diagnosis. sorry dude you have ipad baby brain take meth the rest of your life”
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Get in, there’s a new secret political influence campaign paying people to post. This time, a network targeting people in Michigan. First paid to post about how hard it is to afford groceries and gas, the accounts have gone hard in recent days, supporting Haley Stevens. www.ms.now/news/haley-s...
ms.now
Secret paid influencer campaign backing Stevens floods Michigan Senate race
Rep. Haley Stevens and the Senate Democratic PAC said they were not involved in the effort to pay for user-generated content endorsing her.
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drew 🔜 GeekGirl Con @imodrew.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The thing about AI is that it’s not taking our jobs, it’s taking our funding for the arts, our land, our resources & our infrastructure.
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Ellen but spooky @yotedragon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There is no point in having consciousness if we are to mechanically adhere to our expected roles. We owe it to ourselves to be weird to distinguish ourselves from the machines that the world and capitalism demands we be.
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 24/07/2026
AND HELL FOLLOWED — Malcolm doesn't remember who he was before this, but he remembers Adrian. Escaping from the cult that brainwashed him, Mal has one goal; find him, and protect him with his life. Unfortunately for Adrian, Mal's idea of protection looks a lot like kidnapping. #QuestPit #W #A #DR
A grid of nine images. From the top left, they are: 
1. blindfolded man, crying 
2. a hand holding a pair of wrists 
3. hands grasping prison bars 
4. a hand holding a shard of glass, reflecting a man's face 
5. the flame of a zippo lighter 
6. do not cross police tape 
7. hands with a leather strap wrapped around them 
8. an iphone reading 'unknown' as the caller ID 
9. text reading, "I think I am dangerous now"
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GHOSTED — Moving back to his childhood home after his abusive father's sudden death, Sebastian West expects the nightmares. What he doesn't expect are the dark, bloody visions of his old 'imaginary friend' haunting his waking hours. Are they hallucinations? Or something worse? #QuestPit #W #A #DR
A grid of nine images. From the top left, clockwise, they are: 
1. red-tinted man holds his own throat 
2. man with a white cloth covering his head and face 
3. red-tinted image of a man's hand over his bare back 
4. burning church 
5. red-tinted image of a shirtless man wearing a necklace 
6. bare back of a man with three hands reaching around him 
7. red-tinted image of a man with a rosary in his mouth 
8. broken reflection of a shirtless man 
9. hands held up by strings
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 24/07/2026
THE FLAME UPON US — Returning to his old boarding school as a teacher, Francis finds companionship (and more) with his former Latin instructor. Haunted by the tragic death of his twin, he soon he finds that something more than regret stalks the halls of St. Sebastian Academy. #QuestPit #W #A #DR
A grid of nine monochrome images. From the top left, clockwise, they are: 
1. crossed fingers 
2. a nearly transparent silhouette of a young man 
3. a man wearing a messenger bag 
4. the unfocused image of a man leaning over a desk 
5. a man browsing a bookshelf 
6. two blurred people running in front of a brick building 
7. a man in a suit with a cane 
8. a hand over a man whose chest is glowing 
9. a man kissing another man's neck, holding his throat
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The terms "noncon" and "dubcon" are sometimes criticized as being a cover for rape, but using those terms is very much setting up parameters of play. “This is intended to be a sexy BDSM scenario, not a serious or thoughtful exploration of sexual assault.“ Meet the narrative where it's at!
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Theo @theozukowski.com · 24/07/2026
QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺
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Vergil675 raises a glass of wine
Alt: Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen) raises a glass of wine
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey?
three men, grinning, stand in front of an old timey microphone in a still from O Brother Where Art Thou
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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artemis "crimes" deville @theartdevil.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
'would you push a button if it made you cis' no dude. i don't hate being trans. i hate transphobes. i'd push a button if it flung all of them into the sun and live my life happy-style
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