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Theo Gary

@theogary.bsky.social
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats are well positioned to inherit power thanks to disgust with Trump, but ultimately none of this is about what Dems did in response to Trump. They mostly capitulated and are benefiting from being the other party in a two party system, I don’t have any positive expectations for them.
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 26/08/2026
If we really want to honor Tim Curry's memory, then we have to publish like 8 different obituaries, each with a different and entirely plausible cause of death.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The irony of Perez Hilton asking for privacy and empathy while he suffers a mental health crisis is just too much. I wish him exactly what he wished on others while he made a career out of exploiting their worst moments for online engagement.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am by absolutely no means an artist, but somehow when I was in an art class as a child, I somehow drew a near perfect picture of Darth Vader's helmet in charcoal. I found out about 20 years later that the teacher was still showing off that drawing to her students as an example.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"And in the end, you'll have actually done nothing" should be the new slogan of the Democratic Party
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 20/05/2026
Oh for fucks sake. You're arranging a show vote so you can get Republicans to vote against it and then tell everybody they voted to give tax dollars to pedophiles. And in the end, you'll have actually done nothing. How about taking the motherfucker to court instead?
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 12/05/2026
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
REPUBLICANS: Democrats are antichrists and must be put against the wall.

DEMOCRATS: Let's work together with our friends across the aisle.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Getting real sick of being shouted at that voting for Democrats is the only way to fight white supremacy and fascism, and then seeing news story, after news story, after goddamn news story about Democrats refusing to fight white supremacy and fascism. 🫩
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with waxLittle Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So instead of just releasing the old Pokemon games on the existing officially licensed GBA emulator built into the Switch and Switch 2 like fans have been begging, they instead release Fire Red and Leaf Green as a separate digital download for $20. Two decade old games. For $20.
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a screen that says comedy central
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a screen that says comedy central
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
FOR FUCKS SAKE HIGH SPEED RAIL. WE NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HIGH SPEED RAIL. WE'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR DECADES YOU STUPID DIPSHIT HACK FRAUDS.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Paul Giamatti deserves an Emmy for his performance as Nus Braka in Starfleet Academy. Not since Dukat and Weyoun have I loved to hate a Star Trek character SO much.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Absolutely shocked and gutted. 😞 What an unimaginably heartbreaking loss to start off 2026. But in honor of her most iconic and beloved role as Moira Rose, what else can be said except, "Goodbye to a great actress 😎"
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Unless you're calling on Congress to abolish ICE entirely, you're worse than useless.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Please elucidate which of these doesn't fit Trump
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Pay close attention to the fact that the ones cheering for a fleeing woman being murdered in cold blood are the same ones who demanded "justice" for a woman who was shot after literally smashing her way into the nation's capitol during a violent insurrection.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 07/01/2026
For those wondering what Mamdani's quote, "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty," was in reference to...
Billy Binion tweet, it reads:
"Politicians shgouldn't say "fuck" in public. Unbecoming, reeks of pick-me energy. You're the mayor. Act like it." 

It's QTing @Acyn who is quoting the Mayor Frey saying "I have a message for ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's absolutely insane to me that Trump has spent years calling the NYT failing, dishonest, an enemy of the people, and every other nasty epithet that might dribble out of the rotten meat between his ears, and yet here they are acting as his propaganda arm.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
NYT got Trump to lie to them for hours last night, it was so cool! Biden never did that! So they sanewashed the rambling “interview” into many articles praising how cool it is for them to have access to the president, and how awesome Trump is. They are collaborating for peanuts.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
As another video of a brutal murder circulates freely on here, I remind you to turn off autoplay in your settings 🙏
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Someone snuck a @gamechangershow.bsky.social loop-de-loop into Heated Rivalry, because the book series it's based on is called the Game Changers series. Some nerd working on the production team is SO proud of themselves right now 😂😂😂
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I haven't watched Heated Rivalry yet (I know, I just don't have HBO currently), but by every metric, this show is throwing the industry into a tailspin, and proving the "Perfect Pasta Sauce" analogy, so eloquently explained by @commandersterling.bsky.social several years ago youtu.be/_aGNqw0mDm8?...
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Perfect Pasta Sauce (The Jimquisition REMASTERED)
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
It never fails. Every time the Republicans move closer to full-scale fascism, the Democrats gleefully rush in to fill the Right-wing void that they left behind. It happened after Reagan, Bush, and now Trump. They've always deeply resented even having to play at being on the Left.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 20/12/2025
The quoted meme of red-button choice with the fuck AI option extended:
"RAM & storage prices return to normal & capital loses power & energy & water & land are less wasted & critical thinking is less damaged & oligarches lose a major avenue for propaganda & fewer people experience psychotic breaks & creativity is actually valued & the code that materally impacts your life has fewer bugs &" the last line is partially cropped
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Y'know this reminds me of something. 🤣 (Credit for the clip to @teamfourstar.bsky.social )
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you haven't already, delete your Twitter account IMMEDIATELY. Literally the most cartoonishly dystopian TOS I've ever read.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
@alsobrooks.senate.gov You better believe that we're going to remember this when you're up for reelection. Maryland is a very small place, and you absolutely did not win by a wide enough margin to alienate your voters like this.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
DO NOT BUY SMART APPLIANCES. I will scream this from the rooftops until I pass out if I have to. I promise you there is no potential benefit that outweighs the cost of having every device in your house listening to you and tracking your movements and habits to sell to advertisers.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Teen Wolf of Wall Street Shang Chi and the Ten Things I Hate About You The Empire Records Strikes Back Do the Right Thing from Another World Were the Thor 2: the Dark World Mine Ma Rainey's Black Cauldron
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I have to hope that the sheer number of my otherwise socially conscious friends posting their Spotify Wrapped are just not on social media, and pay for Spotify Premium, and thus are blissfully ignorant to the fact that the platform proudly runs recruitment ads for Trump's gestapo.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Leave it to the Democrats to take a series of sweeping victories as their cue to surrender
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Cara (haunting you) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
good morning gang, let’s all suffer together
it’s a Lego scene of Sauron trying to order a coffee

Name?
I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time I have had many names.
Pick one
Sauron
SHARON
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 05/11/2025
There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
New York... I'm proud of y'all.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 04/11/2025
It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
"I could smell the onions and mustard!"
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dear Dick Cheney,
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
✨🖤The world is feeling bleak, quote this with your favorite phrase of strength!🖤✨
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/10/2025
Ketchup, thousand island dressing, and kimchi: the Koreans trying so hard to appeal to the toddler’s palate.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
They are of course wrong. Understanding how race works in something like, voting, doesn't mean you *must* discriminate against one group or another. But Gorsuch and Brett can't see it that way. Because when *they* "use" race, it's always to discriminate.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The fight here with Gorsuch and Kav vs Nelson is whether the "use" of race automatically means "discrimination" on the basis of race. That's interesting to me, because it's basically the white folks telling on themselves. They cannot see a "use" of race that isn't synonymous with discrimination.
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 15/10/2025
I click on the quest-giver, their glowing exclamation point hovering like a beacon. "We've decided to move ahead with other adventurers," it says. "Good luck in your future endeavors." I check the walkthrough. Apparently you need to be Level 10 to get a Level 1 quest from them. This game sucks.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
For God's sake, Dems, we CAN find someone better than this ghoul. We have three years.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 01/10/2025
Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything. Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
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Theo Gary @theogary.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
We're basically watching EA Games, one of the biggest publishers in the industry, slowly being fed into a woodchipper. It's a very realistic scenario that by this time next year, there will be no more EA. No more Battlefield, no more Mass Effect, no more Dragon Age, no more Sims.
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430
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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 29/09/2025
MrBeast nearly burning a man to death and EA buckling under the leveraged buyout from hell are the exact same problem expressed differently. The rich will burn everything if it makes them a single extra dollar or feel one emotion, and they must be stopped
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