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Madd @ Elbaph

@theneckbeardnet.bsky.social
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Your favorite problematic Indian. Ojibwe-Apache. Flirty and Thirty Likes anime and comics too much uhhhhhhhhhhh profit Game Designer (Tabletop and Trading Cards) Freelance Writer and Author (Comedy, Sci-Fi, Fantasy)

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Khomche @khomche.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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saber_breaker @saberbreaker.wegottapodcast.com · 02/09/2026
The World's Strongest Team title card for Ocean dub DBZ
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone ever read a book, and know that it is certainly competent in its writing, but also it's so "competent" that it reads as kinda bland? Like a lack of wabisabi, or something that causes the pendulum to swing the other way.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 06/10/2026
get a herding dog and your kids will never be late for bedtime
Tâf herding two kids and himself up the stairs
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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a cute braixen ♡ @cutebraixen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Image of Braixen from the Pokemon anime with a speech bubble edited in at the bottom. Braixen is a relatively short, anthro/bipedal fox-like Pokemon, who's fur spreads out into a skirt shape at their hips. In the quoted post is a screenshot of a tumblr post by user ashes2caches which reads "the nefarious transgender witch woman has cursed me into the body of a four foot tall antropometric [sic] fox with fat hips. presumably as a reward." The speech bubble placement is meant to look like the Braixen is saying the text from the quoted post.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did You Know: the entirety of KaBLam! is on Archive - archive.org/details/kabl... It's really silly and inventive, and fun to show to current-time little human kids and stuff, imo.
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KaBlam! - Full Series (PMTP WEB-DL)
Airing for four seasons on Nickeldoeon, KaBlam! offers a home to a selection of animated shorts that could be best described as offbeat. The short films, which are bridged by segments featuring animat...
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's not working
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being part of a community for years, to the point that it was a daily ritual for you to check it, only to get banned because its owner is a twisted manchild who loved to verbally berate people (and you had enough spine to stand up against it when it happened to you) is a feelsbad.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahahaha I love how every company keeps making their own products more and more hideous to use while raising prices. Their whole philosophy is "how bad can we make something and they still will pay us?" Amazing. Yay capitalism. You fucking did it
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
realized I never posted this one here,,
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading. Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text.
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Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 15/08/2024
oldtaku? oh yes, a weaboomer
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🍉PK Fennec | BISEXUAL Dapple the Doe Arc🍉 @p1k0qu33n.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Growing up indigenous under Catholic systems of oppression, and then you look across the bar and boom, there's a Jewish temple, and you feel a weird amount of kinship and boom now might attend a shabbat once you have a friday night off.
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
32 and just got into my first-choice school. Fuck yeah!
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/09/2026
an englishmen expecting his irish vassals to just go along with whatever he thinks and then being astonished at their free will and moral clarity is hilariously par for the course
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Seagull's Snack Heist
Alt: Seagull's Snack Heist
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the fact that they are desperate for help but *only* from the federal government feels like the world's most obvious tell. Going to dad instead of mom, because mom will want to talk about your problem but dad will give you a $50.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dungeon Crawling
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The realization that the average TRPG player will play any overcomplicated piece of shit as long as they get a calculator in their Roll20 or Google Drive folder to do all the work for them.
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In other news working on a percentile system because I do sincerely think that the average TTRPG design philo tries to find ways to sidestep it, and if you aren't doing "multiple rolled results can yield the same game results based on a bell curve" (so basically not success-fail bimode) it's bad
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in light of recent news
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 07/01/2026
yuffie & cait sith when it says “kids eat free”
a doodle of yuffie and cait sith wearing propeller hats and holding big lollies
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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SPLITMANTRA// @splitmantra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I heard Spider-Man was beating up fascists at a rally and thought that was rad. Never give up hope in a world that makes you think there’s none left. Someone’s fighting for you, even if they’re wearing spandex. #spiderman #spidermanart #splitmantra
Spider-Man fighting against men who are seen as oppressors
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/08/2026
disney: hello. please can we have an animated show in our crossover series that brings all our iconic brands and characters together tetsuya nomura: certainly, it will be about one of xehanort classmates who died in dark road
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
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なこ @nekono-shippo75.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ナミピカちゃん
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fucking A, I have to shell out a grand for tires now? Any time I feel like I'm starting to catch up, some new bullshit appears before me.
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
have you all seen jimothy
jimothy the tiny raccoon with an extra short spinejimothy running
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Shopping for agents is really interesting because while I'm not ready to submit any of my manuscript at this time, (working on draft 3 or so of what I would submit), but hearing what literary agents are looking for is really intriguing.
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Finally got the first scene of my book written. And got some great feedback going into draft 3 The point is to figure out what my voice and style should be through this one, and it seems like my first edit was an overcorrection, so I'm going to visit a compromise.
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Tom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 01/07/2026
Peppy! This is the 7th time you've brought up my dad!
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Honestly 10 hour days has me like a zombie, someone at work had to point out Juneteenth to me.
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Ali Nahdee @alinahdee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bsky restored my account but the damage has been done and if they're not going to protect a Indigenous women who defend themselves against harassment then I don't need to be here. #Nativesky #Indigisky #settlercollector
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Nathaniel Tapley @thatnatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ha ha! I'm probably very late to this party, but I've just realised that theresthistory can just add easily be parsed as There's This Tory. Which is incredibly appropriate...
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 06/06/2026
Uncle Iroh voice actor Greg Baldwin says 'fuck Paramount' over the state of the 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' franchise “Paramount doesn’t care about ATLA ... The new regime at Paramount is straight up evil"
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/06/2026
When the post is one character too long and you have to get rid of the Oxford comma…
Wesley Snipes crying and pointing a gun
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
idk why but all weekend I've been dog tired, lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/05/2026
zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They’re gonna pour so much fucking money into the next NY mayoral election. Unprecedented volumes of dark money. They want this man GONE
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Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I can't speak for online casinos and sports betting casinos, but strung out addict-type gamblers really dampen the vibe at in-person. We mostly market ourselves towards those with disposable incomes, because they make the most money long-term. Responsible gamers who can afford the bill.
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The woke mob won
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"youre in a bubble" and you are just gonna stare at me like that and do nothing? i got hit by a goomba and im floating towards you and you are just standing there still? can you pop my bubble already we have to defeat bowser. im shaking the wii remote as fast as i can
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LETHAL NAHYON @nahyon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 21/05/2026
AOC is the only politician I will accept this from because I think she knows this issue is going to be a widowmaker for both parties in 2028 in the same way Iraq was in 2008 and it will be important to appear consistently anti-datacenter.
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