Sign in

Madd @ Elbaph

@theneckbeardnet.bsky.social
103 followers 172 following 411 posts

Your favorite problematic Indian. Ojibwe-Apache. Flirty and Thirty Likes anime and comics too much uhhhhhhhhhhh profit Game Designer (Tabletop and Trading Cards) Freelance Writer and Author (Comedy, Sci-Fi, Fantasy)

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/10/2026
Normal calm
@normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school
131888233
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
swift @fursecuted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
21251210
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 22h
nose
60110303008
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 23h
My hope is that such a thing would snap people out of it, but I do think that people are objecting on the premise that it is a ghoulish thing to allow this administration to make a spectacle of. Public execution in current year has largely been Iran, Afghanistan, and NK
110
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Khomche @khomche.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
✮⋆˙
51081270
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
saber_breaker @saberbreaker.wegottapodcast.com · 02/09/2026
The World's Strongest Team title card for Ocean dub DBZ
1141
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone ever read a book, and know that it is certainly competent in its writing, but also it's so "competent" that it reads as kinda bland? Like a lack of wabisabi, or something that causes the pendulum to swing the other way.
000
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 06/10/2026
get a herding dog and your kids will never be late for bedtime
Tâf herding two kids and himself up the stairs
83448
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
41486361
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
a cute braixen ♡ @cutebraixen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Image of Braixen from the Pokemon anime with a speech bubble edited in at the bottom. Braixen is a relatively short, anthro/bipedal fox-like Pokemon, who's fur spreads out into a skirt shape at their hips. In the quoted post is a screenshot of a tumblr post by user ashes2caches which reads "the nefarious transgender witch woman has cursed me into the body of a four foot tall antropometric [sic] fox with fat hips. presumably as a reward." The speech bubble placement is meant to look like the Braixen is saying the text from the quoted post.
4913267
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did You Know: the entirety of KaBLam! is on Archive - archive.org/details/kabl... It's really silly and inventive, and fun to show to current-time little human kids and stuff, imo.
archive.org
KaBlam! - Full Series (PMTP WEB-DL)
Airing for four seasons on Nickeldoeon, KaBlam! offers a home to a selection of animated shorts that could be best described as offbeat. The short films, which are bridged by segments featuring animat...
17521181
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
5486232711
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's not working
1218219
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly, especially in the case of animated characters being recast, I usually get a bit perturbed to see it. Because simply put, they are their voices.
050
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being part of a community for years, to the point that it was a daily ritual for you to check it, only to get banned because its owner is a twisted manchild who loved to verbally berate people (and you had enough spine to stand up against it when it happened to you) is a feelsbad.
000
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
000
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahahaha I love how every company keeps making their own products more and more hideous to use while raising prices. Their whole philosophy is "how bad can we make something and they still will pay us?" Amazing. Yay capitalism. You fucking did it
22566110
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
realized I never posted this one here,,
61577298
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading. Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text.
181320463
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 15/08/2024
oldtaku? oh yes, a weaboomer
0147
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
🍉PK Fennec | BISEXUAL Dapple the Doe Arc🍉 @p1k0qu33n.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤤🤤🤤🤤
5852309
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck, I meant to say pineapple.
000
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dammit did you get funnier when you became a broad? Woman AND funny is just too powerful a combo. Could you at least tilt the scale by putting olives on your pizza or something?
100
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Growing up indigenous under Catholic systems of oppression, and then you look across the bar and boom, there's a Jewish temple, and you feel a weird amount of kinship and boom now might attend a shabbat once you have a friday night off.
000
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On an objective level I am able to agree with you I was just unfortunately raised in such a fashion as to not ask for help, because of obvious historic hang-ups given to me and my culture by the government. It's a cognitive dissonance that I have to recognize that the money won't have smallpox on it
030
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scholarships will hopefully keep me afloat, and key important factor it will help delay the restart on my student loan accrual.
000
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good to know! *putters off to be a struggling trans person but I'm BIPOC so I don't post links to where people can send me money because of a fear of appearing like an exploitive minority*
120
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
32 and just got into my first-choice school. Fuck yeah!
110
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/09/2026
an englishmen expecting his irish vassals to just go along with whatever he thinks and then being astonished at their free will and moral clarity is hilariously par for the course
1388103
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
static.klipy.com
Seagull's Snack Heist
Alt: Seagull's Snack Heist
2746035
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the fact that they are desperate for help but *only* from the federal government feels like the world's most obvious tell. Going to dad instead of mom, because mom will want to talk about your problem but dad will give you a $50.
14915
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dungeon Crawling
7591114
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The realization that the average TRPG player will play any overcomplicated piece of shit as long as they get a calculator in their Roll20 or Google Drive folder to do all the work for them.
010
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
t consequences are way better for a spectrum of results, such as PbTA's resolution method are better for spectrum results (as well as most multi-dice) because they aren't trying to do a percentile calculation, but dispensing with the pretense and just doing calculations in a simple fashion is peak.
010
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
D20-based systems (such as D&D 5e and pretty much all of its predecessors) are this type of resolution, it's success-fail that seldom codifies spectrums of either beyond Crit or Fumble. It's a binary/mode that is already trying to approximate percentile, just be honest. 2d6 systems with fixed resul-
100
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In other news working on a percentile system because I do sincerely think that the average TTRPG design philo tries to find ways to sidestep it, and if you aren't doing "multiple rolled results can yield the same game results based on a bell curve" (so basically not success-fail bimode) it's bad
100
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in light of recent news
62300500
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 07/01/2026
yuffie & cait sith when it says “kids eat free”
a doodle of yuffie and cait sith wearing propeller hats and holding big lollies
152492616
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh lol forgot to update. Turns out only needed the one tire and I was JUST able to get it financed. I simply don't deliver pizza anymore and doordash instead (but looking for more reliable secondary income)
001
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's a shift manager who is so dipshited that she is trying to convince people that the surveillance department should input the data that we use to identify advantage players to "get a percentage of likelihood", as if we're not able to tell already (and have an excel sheet that can do this)
040
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
88204156214
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
1188872402
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Alas, Heavy Storm has destroyed by equipped Mist Body. But it's my day off, so I can afford to make something to recharge in my Mystik Wok.
000
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
SPLITMANTRA// @splitmantra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I heard Spider-Man was beating up fascists at a rally and thought that was rad. Never give up hope in a world that makes you think there’s none left. Someone’s fighting for you, even if they’re wearing spandex. #spiderman #spidermanart #splitmantra
Spider-Man fighting against men who are seen as oppressors
2055632002
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/08/2026
disney: hello. please can we have an animated show in our crossover series that brings all our iconic brands and characters together tetsuya nomura: certainly, it will be about one of xehanort classmates who died in dark road
91036244
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I truly am... The Last Martin standing... Congrats on the new name and pronouns, though! Bea is a pretty great name!
010
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
956331735
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
For context, I am not sure I can manage this, I might just wind up losing my two jobs and apartment over this.
100
Reposted by Madd @ Elbaph
なこ @nekono-shippo75.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ナミピカちゃん
121063
Madd @ Elbaph @theneckbeardnet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fucking A, I have to shell out a grand for tires now? Any time I feel like I'm starting to catch up, some new bullshit appears before me.
110