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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle

@themonsterfvcker.bsky.social
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Just ur chill pagan uncle who's a friend and a slut to all |Bi|Aro|pagan|autistic|femboy|19 Im funny sometimes you should follow me|christians DNI|occasional horny posting, DNI if uncomfy with that|any pronouns

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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Like this to play buttplug tug of war
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hello #witchsky and beyond! Was wondering if any experience with these books as I'm currently in the bookstore and was wondering if these books are any good before I buy one, thanks folks! For more information I consider myself an eclectic witch and pagan #occult #witchcraft #paganism
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 08/05/2025
text: me and my pretty girlfriend she has a penis

pic of madoka and homura hugging
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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ThwillArtz @thwillartz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🌖 #umbreon #ブラッキー
Swimsuit Umbre, now colored! 
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水着のウムブラ、今カラフル!
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
New pope, who dis
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Piyush Mittal @piyushmittal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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ShadowLucidMarcy🔞 @shadowlucidmarcy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
How do trans men laugh softly? "hehehehehe" How do trans women laugh softly? "shesheshesheshe"
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It’s the 80th Anniversary of VE Day! Here’s to beating back Fascism (now more than ever, please)!
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Spheal in Pokemon XD gale of darkness looking down. There is a red arrow next to it with text "he's reading the post below"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Me everytime I wake up in the morning:

pic of johnny depp as willy wonka, in sunglasses, bright white skin, and saying 'Ew'
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/05/2025
every post + reply section on twitter these days
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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R-MK @r-mk.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
~Lola Dick Lick~ Aww yeh bnuuy lick .w.)b Spending a lotta time in Terraria again going through 1.4 proper this time :U So many new things that I've missed my first time through, fancy.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sucks they never got to collab
Two commemorative magazines, one for Hello Kitty, the other for Pope Francis
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
When I die do not, under any circumstances, put my pagan ass in a church
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/05/2025
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Sin’N’Out
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Sin’N’Out
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Lore update: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/2025
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
front facing snivy
Picture of a Snivy front facing in the Pokémon Amie feature from Pokémon X & Y
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
QUICK LETS ORDAIN WOMEN WHILE THE CARDINALS AREN'T LOOKING
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Favorite cheese is Swiss. Why? Because it's just like me...holey
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Sergio Codespoti @codespoti.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Charlie Schulz
Snoopy Born to sleep
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
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deersphoric clocky doe ⚧︎ @mfingdeergirl2sday.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A watermelon with a stern face floats in the middle of a blue background. The caption reads: "The Seedless Watermelon." Panel 2: The watermelon now has a serious expression and says, "If I cannot reproduce..." Panel 3: The watermelon launches itself groin-first at a human, shouting, "...neither will anybody else!" The person screams in pain as the watermelon hits them with a loud "POW" in the crotch. Panel 4: The watermelon bounces away victoriously as the person curls up on the ground. The caption above reads: "Another triumph for the seedless watermelon."
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Miss Lizzy @misslizzy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Good morning, Good People!
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Gengar (But Horny) @gengarbuthorny.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Hello, Hyper Futanari Mobian artist? Yes, I would like to commission some artwork... Of my human male OC who has a beanpole body shape, with a normal-sized penis!
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Instructions unclear, I can no longer have children
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
"b-b-b-but the ship is canon!" My parents relationship was canon but that still doesn't make it a good ship
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I feel bad for their son but not them.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
what if this was the cover to dragons dragons dragons
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Mom found and threw out my femboy clothes and sex toys y'all know what that means!
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[vent post] Mom threw out my femboy stuff and dildos :( Parents respect their adult childrens privacy challenge(impossible)
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Hi pls give me book recommendations
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⛤Paolo🇨🇦|ur pagan uncle @themonsterfvcker.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"hate your enemies with your whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law!"
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
one day
The Nintendo Switch 2 User Icon menu in the post below but with pokemon rumble spheal added
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Dumbskull 💀🌀 @dumbskull.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Hypnosis that makes you forget 🍈🍈
Silly hypno meme I made with my art :3
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