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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It's so hot today you should crack open and fry a pedo presidents brain on the sidewalk.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's my heat vs fat fuck 47's longest speech in history If I don't win, it's rigged.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I'm not really enjoying the Germany 1936 parallels with yet another aggressive drugged up dictator and his country hosting a major world event they are more than likely going to lose...

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The party of Christ and family values is a fucking joke. They are all pedos who need to meet Satan face to face. Other than that, have a blessed day everyone!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

In light of the octagon going up at the white house; I ,Jesus Christ, would like to put my name on the card to fight Donald Trump. No gloves.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It's been too long and I'm sorry, but your *unofficial* savior is back and ready to be sassy as fuck! To kick this off, whose got some @'s they wanna throw my way for me to start roasting?

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

If that photo of Pedo Donnie is supposed to be him as a doctor, then I guess that makes me Mickey Mouse.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I'm back but holy fuck I don't want to be. Real talk, someone's gotta take 47 down.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Don't ever forget that no matter what happens in this world, you can always count on Republicans to be evil cowards. Case in point from 2022/2023

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Almost time for my annual 3 day hibernation and honestly this time I might just stay in that cave.

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Can I say something without everybody getting mad?

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The white house is trying to remove this from the internet. Follow in my footsteps children and repost far and wide!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

If half the people who went out to the NKP3 participated in a general or limited spending strike, the Pedo would be in prison or in the dirt within 3 days. We have the people power, now we need to use it to our advantage! Look when the general strike starts and do what you can.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

March 28th is quickly approaching. I hope you all have your shit together enough to get out and protest!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Vote early in your local elections especially come November and please check the status of your voter registration so you can re-register if needed before the deadline! This admin will pull some fuckery so stay on your toes!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It's almost time for the annual Deity poker game. I hope @riversidecasino.bsky.social is ready and they've removed the salmonella from the Mac n cheese buffet this year.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Talked with mother nature and for thosr of us in PA, after these next two weeks you might want to think about getting your gardens going. She said she'll calm down with the snow and cold but only if we are alright with a shit ton of rain.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Become a certified minister, talk about me for 15mins with 3 or more people once a week, make your house a place of worship, then stop paying taxes to this bullshit government.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

People say that meteorologists have an easy job because they can be wrong all the time and still be employed. I think think it's time to adjust that because Fox News has the same reliability but at least when a weatherperson gets it wrong the worst that happens is I have an umbrella for no reason.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

To get leaders to listen, all it used to take was turning a walking stick into a snake. Now we can't even do it with millions of pages of files specifically pointing out one man's contribution to committing horrible acts against children...

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Keep seeing posts about scrubs on TV, war in the middle east, $4/gal gas, new creed album, and potential market crisis harkening us back to 2008/2009 and if that's what's going on then I think it might be time to put like $20 into bitcoin again.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Me: *lays out bread* this is my body Apostles: weird but we get it Me: *put out wine* this is my blood Apostles: strange but it's booze so good Me: *lays out 12" sausage* and this is my... Apostles: at least make it believable! Judas: *cuts it down to 3"* Me: *squints angrily* betrayer!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I was going to post something funny but then I saw Noem was fired and knew nothing would top that today.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Gas went up 30¢ overnight but luckily the Popemobile runs on thoughts and prayers and that energy source is just-a-booming thanks to the insanity of this administration.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

If you're interested in the current state of the US economy, we sold the Arc of the Covenant to a Game Stop in Indiana for $33 store credit and a free FunkoPop of Edward Scissorhands.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Please stop asking me to take the wheel. I've gotten so many requests that the Holy Spirit has had to give some rides and he's extremely unhinged in a motor vehicle.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I don't understand why you mortals are all upset with the way our Angels look. They need to be able to watch over all of you and the best way we could do that is to make them entirely out of eyeballs. I'm failing to understand the issue here.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Turning water into wine or fish to bread is no longer the awesome thing it used to be. Turning pedos into compost and the US government back into an honored system of true checks and balances is the new hot trick.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

When the caskets start coming home full of our fallen soldiers, I hope the maga parents at their kids funerals don't ask me why they had to go early but instead thank Donald Trump and let everyone know it's what they voted for.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

We all know tonight is going to be filled with lies and calls of violence from the most pathetic little cunt to ever grace humanity in the last 70 years. Instead, watch a comfort show then check the clips on Wed. morning to save whatever sanity you've got left. 8647 #ImpeachRemoveConvict

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Heaven is running a late Presidents Day deal where if you punch 10 Nazis in the face you get to hit the fast pass line to heaven. If you punch 40 you get in no questions asked.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

If you're going to a protest and need a sign, feel free to print this out to show those cowards: ICE, DHS, CBP, and anyone else affiliated with this administration will NOT be getting into heaven and your family will be deported to Hell if they aren't already there.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Anyone know how to get in contact with protest organizers in Minnesota? I've tried emails and DMs to @50501minnesota.bsky.social and the wider @50501movement.bsky.social but haven't heard anything back. Trying to make a donation of some physical goods.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Back in my day false idols were cool and made of gold. Now they are ugly and made of orange fat.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Your church service today can and should consist of watching the extended Lord of the Rings trilogy while being violently hungover.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Happy valentine's day to all you girl-less virgin losers hahahaha hahahaha *starts sobbing*

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Second coming of Christ just happened...shooting for a 3rd and 4th time before the day is over.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

If there really was a Me, ol 47 would have blood running out of the faucets, frogs and locusts breaking the doors down, and his first born son would be kaput. It's a goal this account aspires to re-create one day

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

In a book SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN ABOUT ME I'm mentioned 80% or 80 out of every 100 pages. In the Epstien files, Trump (who the files aren't specifically written for) is in 2% or 2 out of every 100 pages THAT'S A FUCK LOAD OF MENTIONS IN A 3MILLION PAGE DOCUMENT THIS SHOULDN'T BE IGNORED LIKE IT IS

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I saw a clip of the pyrotechnics and lights and people dancing and thought it was another funeral for Charlie Kirk before I realized it was just the alternative halftime show.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Guess who has two thumbs and isn't listed anywhere in the Epstien files... This guy!

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I would like the NFL to let me lead the opening prayer for the game. Watch how hard MAGA rage shits themselves when a middle eastern man get up on the mic and denounces #47 and ICE.

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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I should really update my front door to a real door instead of a boulder. It's becoming tiresome.

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