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Sam Heard

@themilksword.bsky.social
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British. Autistic. Leftist. Wooper. Not necessarily in that order. (he/him)

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Gary Stevenson @garyseconomics.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jeff Bezos's divorce shows HOW we can tax billionaires more
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don't have time to watch Nigel Farage's pity party? Here's a handy 30-second summary
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 24/06/2026
I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.
Scotland 23:00 Brazil
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Gonna be getting a LOT of mileage out of this in coming weeks...
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Take a moment. Breathe. — You are not crazy. — You know he swapped those numbers. — You remember 1216 — one after Magna Carta — and that matters. This isn't paranoia. It’s pattern recognition. You didn’t imagine the numbers — you noticed a discrepancy that others missed.
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Congratulations to The Green Party and Hannah Spencer for such a strong victory in Gorton and Denton - Matt Goodwin seems to be blaming a dirty tricks campaign of the Greens persuading people to vote for them by having policies people wanted to vote for
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
YourFavoriteGuy & @guychristen... • 15h
Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein
Island
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 22/01/2026
Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
There are a million things you can criticise about #StrangerThings up to and including the final episode. If you think it should have ended after S1 you're probably right on some level. I don't care. It's given me something nerdy and cool to watch with family and I'm forever grateful. Awesome ending
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LycanthropyLover2000 (Meadow the WEREWOLF) @winguthings.com · 31/12/2025
I get to post the best image I've ever made again. Happy New Year's!
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Playing Super Mario 3D World for the first time. The cat suit powerup is really fun. Luigi seems a bit too into the whole thing but I'm not here to judge
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 26/12/2025
PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS i'm currently at $5950/$9000, and i only have a couple more weeks until my surgery payment is due. i really need this surgery to alleviate my dysphoria and i'm getting so close, please boost if you can't donate!! #trans #mutualaid #gofundme #transsurgery #transcrowdfund
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
How many goats did Badenoch have to sacrifice to get conservatives that vote share jesus christ
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I could not give less of a shit about boxing if I tried but this has healed something in me.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Very happy for the Mega Man and Leon Kennedy fans out there but WHERE ARE MY GAY LAWYERS CAPCOM I NEED THEM #TheGameAwards #AceAttorney
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@zackpolanski.bsky.social absolutely sensational on Question Time. Actually made it feel like I'd gained something from watching it for once (although admittedly that may be because I put it on 2x speed whenever Zia Yusuf started talking).
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@ivanbrett.bsky.social Most of my Spotify wrapped is a disaster but I can be proud of this at least
My top podcast: It's Just A Game
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
an ad for a slushy drink that reads

THE
BLUE THING IS
BACK!
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
One of the new attack lines I've seen of @zackpolanski.bsky.social is talking about how he used to be a lib dem and claiming he's a fake socialist who just wants power. Having listened to him talk at length about socialist politics I fail to believe that's true but just imagine it is for a sec (1/2)
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Jacob @tullamore-jew.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If you're gonna play the Gameboy You've gotta learn to play it right - Kenny Rogers #pokemon
A picture of the title screen for Pokemon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire for the Game Boy Advance
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Absolutely insane. Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani. Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo. The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If you're gonna play the Gameboy You've gotta learn to play it right - Kenny Rogers #pokemon
A picture of the title screen for Pokemon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire for the Game Boy Advance
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👑 Nullen, Biscuit Overlord. @nullen80.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."
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Bold Politics @boldpolitics.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Miss me with that shit. 😌
Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a diving wrestler, holding up his middle finger to him. The wrestler is saying "you have to hand it to him, he totally changed the landscape and put pro wrestling on the map" Samoa Joe walking away from a wrestler in mid-air attempting a moonsault. The wrestler is saying "you gotta separate the art from the artist!" Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a wrestler in mid-air attempting a diving crossbody. The wrestler is saying "you shouldn't speak ill of the dead" Samoa Joe walking out of the way of a wrestler attempting a dive. The wrestler is saying "what about all the good things Hogan did for pro wrestling?"
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Sonic has passed x
sonic has passed act 1 green hill zone
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Ken Cheng @kenchengceo.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
You miss 100% of the impromptu Haribo auctions you don't take
The restaurant I went to was horrifically understaffed.

Several tables had been waiting over an hour to order.

In my bag I had a 3kg tub of Haribo.

I opened up and could see the starving customers eyes light up.

I capitalised.

"I'm willing to give away my Haribo...to the highest bidder."

I began auctioning off the sweets. The restaurant went nuts.

Bids shot sky high for each piece. A cola bottle went for £35. A tangfastic - £65.

Most people would just see an annoying situation. I saw a gap in the market.

I didn't even care about the profit. I did it for one thing:

It was to see the smiles on their faces, when I sold them single pieces of Haribo at a high premium.

Kids and grown ups love it so...the invisible hand of the free market.
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Drace 🏳️‍⚧️ @drace.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The Gimli talking to Legolas meme.

Gimli: "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Disney."
Legolas: "We're doing live action Aristocats."
Gimli: "Jesus fucking Christ."
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Sometimes I think about how Brad Bird had a French explosives expert called BOMB VOYAGE as a minor side-villain at the start of #TheIncredibles. If I'd come up with that level of pun the entire film would have been rewritten so he could be the main character.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Today is the five year anniversary of when Graham Linehan showed his solidarity with JK Rowling by referring to Ron Weasley as "Ralph". I think this is the main reason she completely ignores his existence btw.
People make a big deal of Harry Potter turning on her, but every single character in that series came from HER head. She IS Harry. She's not just Harry, she's Hermione and Ralph, and Dumbledore, and everyone else. If you're on her side, you're doing all right.
#StandWithJKR
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 05/06/2025
joining the fight between Musk and Trump on the side of the fight
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Adeel Khamisa 🇨🇦 @adeelk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
#Tesla stock looks like a #spacex launch right now
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Sam Heard @themilksword.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A little late but finally finished #Andor Season 2. It's really really good. Crazy hot take, I know.
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Michael @mikeync.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I wrote a review of the fourth #FireEmblem game, Genealogy of the Holy War. It's a big one! Check it out here: open.substack.com/pub/mikeync/... #FE4 #GenealogyOfTheHolyWar #fe
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The Great Big Fire Emblem Review, Pt. 4: Genealogy of the Holy War
Or, Zigludo and the Descent of Jihad
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dr mo and mr normal @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A screenshot from the Sims 2. The mother serenely sits at a computer while her baby is on fire on the floor beside her.
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