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The Lemon Fairy

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Cats, knitting, stience, cats, viddy games, Arknights, and felines.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2026
Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-sk…
Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Roses are red, Potatoes have eyes,

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Is this your last chance to get rich before the American dream dies?
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Yes it is truly your spending habits that have changed
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ben doyle @thewheatgerm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
🚨 ONE WEEK (for those of you lovely folks who support us by watching on nebula dot tv) 🚨
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 10/12/2025
the real star of the new Jet Lag trailer
In a three layered image, Ben and "BRITISH CHILD" have a conversation in text overlay that reads: BRITISH CHILD: "Is it good? Does it have a lot of subscribers?" Ben: "Yeah, it's got like a million." BRITISH CHILD: "F- off, really?" Ben: "Yeah."
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/12/2025
all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
Screenshot from a Hallmark movie wherein a website called "The Search Engine" is displayed with a textbox reading "attractive missing woman New England"
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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2025
An image that's really funny with context. It's an edited panel from the Junji Ito horror comic "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" in which people are drawn to human-shaped holes in a mountainside which, after climbing into them, turns them into monsters. In this edited version, a cylinder is climbing into a square shaped hole saying "This is my hole! It was made for me!" Alongside this is a drawing of a horrified looking woman, a reference to a popular Tiktok in which she watches someone playing a block matching game for toddlers, but watches in increasing horror as the person playing keeps placing everything in the square hole.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Wild that EA managed to find a buyer who cares about video game workers even less than EA.
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nothingjerk.bsky.social @nothingjerk.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Homer Simpson stands in front of a door with a smile and his arms wide open. Coworkers look at him White text on bottom says "HE MUST BE DOPED UP OR DYING OR SOMETHING"
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hey it's #SteamSale! You can get 🔥 IMMORTALITY for $9.99 👁️ TELLING LIES for $4.99 ☕ HER STORY for $4.99 & wishlist Project C and Project D whilst you are there... It's a good time to play good games in the present and wish for good games in the future! ✨ store.steampowered.com/developer/Sa...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
What a pathetic and disgraceful statement from Hakeem Jeffries praising Eric Adams.
Statement from Hakeem Jeffries praising Eric Adams.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
First time I've sobbed at the end of a video essay
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The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 29/08/2025
COMMISSIONS CLOSED
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/08/2025
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body theonion.com/white-house-downplays-…
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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...
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Brian (Stuttering Loudly) @stutteringloudly.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
“I stopped wearing a mask for my mental health” COVID informed people: I wear a mask for my mental health as it’s mentally healthy to live according to my values (caring ab marginalized ppl) & COVID infection has been shown to exacerbate MH conditions, including depression, anxiety & ND conditions
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/08/2025
once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them
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Gavin @gavinneedham.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It’s actually super possible to think the atomic bombings were “necessary” and had a significant contribution to the end of the war and think they are really fucking bad and horrific and we should remember the hundreds of thousands of people killed directly. It was not the best day ever.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I was trying to do some research in prep for Nolan's Odyssey next year, but this profile of Ulysses was just 700 pages about the sublime agony of being, the inherent fallibility of perception, and the tyranny of the British. Also my epub seems to be corrupted, a lot of punctuation is missing.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Eleven more libraries will reopen on Sundays, thanks to the leadership of the City Council. They never should've been closed in the first place. As Mayor, I'll end this absurd budget dance that keeps our beloved libraries in limbo year after year.
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11 more NYC libraries will soon open on Sundays
A $2 million City Council deal will expand seven-day service to more than 30 branches citywide.
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2025
Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near Nuclear Waste Storage Site theonion.com/radioac...
“Can’t wait to see the media try to twist ‘radioactive wasps’ into a bad thing.”

Mia Coates, Franchise Gatekeeper
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Holy shit.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
fascinating things are happening on tradwife twitter
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
with 100% absolute sincerity, there may come a time when this is the thought that keeps you going until tomorrow, and also if we started wearing this on t-shirts I wouldn't say no
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
if i ever get the kind of brain injury that causes me to call bill maher an “oracle” i don’t care how you do it just make it quick
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 02/08/2025
Just wild watching the "lefties yelled at me" to "Trump is great actually" pipeline work in real time, right in front of us.
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✨️intelligentwat✨️ BRING BACK ŁINK @zinrock.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
this shit has me crying
Facebook post by JeCorey Holder. first picture is of an ad for Justin Timberlake's country album titled 'Man of the Woods'. second picture is a news preview stating Justin Timberlake reveals Lyme disease diagnosis.

caption reads How it Started Vs How it's Going
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
employer: hello. there are many jobs applicant: may i have one employer: no one can have one. especially you
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 18/07/2025
and the answer, of course, is that a tiny number of people got so rich they could buy enormous media conglomerates on a whim as a gift for a spouse or child, with no particular need or desire for them to succeed as media organizations. also their brains were fucking goo from group chats. also that
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Mike Elgan @mikeelgan.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Search engine feature of the moment: DuckDuckGo now lets you hide AI-generated images in search results techcrunch.com/2025/07/18/d...
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DuckDuckGo now lets you hide AI-generated images in search results | TechCrunch
DuckDuckGo's new search feature comes as the internet is being flooded with AI-generated slop.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
We need to make sue Bill Maher hears this line because it would definitely make him laugh so hard he had a stroke
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It’s me and Jean
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Nothing says more about this movement than the fact that their main focus, beyond the attempt to roll back all evidenced-based medicine because it "is gay," is to somehow make french fries and soda good for you. They will fight the war to make treats healthy to the last man.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
See “people with expertise in a field can often make quick judgements within that field that they have trouble explaining to laypeople” is an interesting (if fairly obvious/logical) research finding. And then this book somehow tortures it to talk about “temporary autism.” Egads!
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This is the type of campaign you run to beat guys like Trump and the absolute boobs in the DNC are like “no, you have to say that you are gonna give a 1.5% tax break on people opening cold pressed juice stores in disadvantaged communities”
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Cartoon: Nancy Ritz is looking at her laptop and says "Reading social media all day is making me grumpy."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Gamers, The woke took Pepe Le Pew from us
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