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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

$Graph meme. The horizontal axis is "solid food fraction", the vertical axis "viscosity". The graph has lines cutting it into regions, similar to a phase diagram in physics/chemistry. Various foods are plotted including "sauce", "stew gap", "soup dome", "strange food", "normal food", and "Bolognese critical point"$

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

#MastoAdmin where is this message supposed to appear? Opening a private browing tab and clicking the sign-up button on my instance just gives a generic "sign-ups are closed" message

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Akshat Rathi @akshatrathi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What is that sound? It's the noise that of a million "what about" brains exploding. 🎁🔗 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026

>OpenSSL vulnerability PANIC! >Denial of service only Oh thank God

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026

Rest in peace Dolly Parton We were lucky to have her for as long as we did

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Mastodon @mastodon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026

After publishing the results of Discovery Week, we can now give you a first sneak peak at Mastodon 5.0, our next big version. It will bring a new visual look to your screens, a refreshed and calmer layout, as well as a new composer […]

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026

Smoke season is so depressing. Imagine growing up and losing weeks of your summer each year to this, and never knowing it's not normal

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026

Literally begging companies to stop bundling streaming services with things I actually want

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026

I think I'm going to embrace the #techbro manchild lifestyle. Someone talk me out of it

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026

Somehow I only just found out that #KingCountyMetro rapid ride buses have free onboard WiFi. It even works ok! #Seattle

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026

Anyone doing fun stuff with their #HTPC? Curious of what else I could do now that I've got Bazzite and Jellyfin running

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026

Something about the Bel Red light rail station is just spooky. This area is weird #Bellevue #SoundTransit #LinkLightRail

A photo of an empty brightly lit train station at night, taken from an angled perspective

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026

Argentina got silver? Another win for nominative determinism

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

Steam controller getting ready to ship hnggh 😩

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

Somehow misheard a "that'll be $20" as "how's your day" and I responded with "doing well how about you?" so I'm leaving town, never coming back, and starting my new life as a hermit in the forest

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

#Infosec has anyone pieced together how Microsoft was able to associate this hacker's #GDID with the websites they visited? I've been looking around and all the "explanations" I've found seem like overconfident guesses […]

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026

No one told me the #SM64 120 star TAS was dropping today, dammit. Only partway through but what a work of beauty youtu.be/9JhYbnx_h0w

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

Mastodon dot social users be like "did you seriously reply to my post without reading the TOS on my profile first??"

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

I commonly hear that cashiers hate it when shoppers make the joke "Oh it won't scan? Must be free." This makes sense but it also seems non-obvious from the customer perspective - it's not malicious and there's no way to know what jokes someone else hears too many times without being told. So […]

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026

As a twunk that plays baby games I feel seen

A screenshot of a post from Bluesky from the user daffodil @daff.space. The text reads "a chart drafted by a friend about the difference between indie and AA, and AAA game developers. Below is a 7 by 3 grid with humorous comparisons of develop budget, marketing sizes, publishers etc. It's a ton of text, will transcribe if anyone asks sorry

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026

Tired of my job, I am now taking applications for a sugar momma. Must be a team player #GetFediHired

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026

Tethering to my phone sucks ass for some reason. I'm looking to buy a dongle I can stick a sim card in for a data connection but it seems like this is a product class that just doesn't exist. The closest things I can find are "mobile hotspots" which look like they're just smartphones without a […]

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026

tcp: [designed to handle data transfer over tin cans and string] modern applications: [have a stoke at 1% packet loss]

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026

RE: vis.social/@infobeautiful/116868887… PNW once again scientifically confirmed to have no friends 😔

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

Our DNS is returning, glory to Albania! Best TLD in whole Internet!

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026

3 weeks of nonstop work emergencies. God, I am tired

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

For sale: golden egg factory, goose not valued

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026

Instead of "skip cutscene" buttons, video games should let you shoot the bad guy while they're monologuing, thus starting the fight immediately Same effect, but funnier

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026

If someone offers to buy you dinner, don't order expensive lobster - that's shellfish

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Freeeeeeeeeeeeee :ablobfoxbongohyper: :fluffytail: @freeplay.wetdry.world · 24/06/2026

**You're absolutely right** :neofox_floof:, waaff waff f wahrhfff rherfhfff WAaahhfff !!1 waaff waff fwrrfff waff :neofox_up_paws: **waaff whrehff wafhff:** * waaff wrhrff waff waf waf waf ahrhrff ARHfhf !! * :neofox_thumbsup: waafff wafff **waaahhhh** […] [Original post on wetdry.world]

a fopi that is standing on its back legs, and its front paws against a computer desk, with the computer showing images of more foxes. There's also a platinum foxi under the desk

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026

[Noir detective that's too much of an alcoholic, even for the genre] > Someone shat my pants... powerful people must be scared I'm about to crack this case wide open

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026

The Steam Machine/Controller is obviously a terrible value as a console, but I wonder if it might be redeemable as a media server. Someone should try installing the whole media piracy suite of Jellyfin et al and using it instead of their TV's "smart" features I'm still waiting on my 2team […]

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026

Went to a wealth advisor and paid them $100 The only thing they told me was "you shouldn't have done that"

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

@kagihq are there plans for a Firefox Mobile addon? Having to sign in or copy session tokens is a pain

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jenbanim @jenbanim.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026

Hot(?) take I'd actually love to have a community notes feature on #Mastodon like there is on Twitter. As a mod/admin the only response I have to misinformation is removing posts or banning accounts, but there are plenty of situations where those would be excessive I could see someone […]

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