Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 27mSo grok talked Trump into war. Chatgpt created Trump's tariff policy. AI choose Trump's targets in Iran. Had anyone bothered to ask the guy why he is collecting a $400k salary (plus grift) when AI is doing all the work? Why would the GOP nominate Vance or Rubio when AI is an option? 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 1hChina can outsource things?static.klipy.comWoah Neo - Keanu Reeves ReactionALT: Woah Neo - Keanu Reeves Reaction 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 1hI'm at the drug den, I'm at the nuclear refinery, in at the combination- 150
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 19hFrankly I think the bottom that anyone NEEDS a billion dollars is far more extreme than the opposite... But I guess if Fox news says that's what i need then it's time for me to seize a billion dollars from someone who has a billion dollars... Wonder if they also think I should eat the rich after... 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 20h"If I wasn't doing a good job, I wouldn't have won that election by a lot." The "job" trump was doing when he "won that election" was being convicted of 34 felony counts, and being called a rapist by a judge. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026With how many motorists can't figure out how to stay in a lane when the paint is visible in the road recently, I'm really not looking forward to this winter. 130
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's it a unique experience to me to have co-workers that double, or triple, or more, space their code? Like: If(something) { Do things } Else { Do other things } 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's only going to get worse when Trump renames all the sports teams to "America". 120
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's Schmitt one of the people who was angry at Talarico for not knowing every NFL player ever? And if not are those same people currently roasting schmitt for not knowing the difference between women's college basketball and men's professional NBA basketball? 110
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's time to break out the headlamps and flashing vests for your morning walk/jog. 031
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Nazi enablers turning on the Nazis not because of the whole Nazism thing, though that's the official stance, but because the Nazis aren't as popular as they hoped they'd be. Make no mistake if these folks were polling well no one would care about their "moral failing". 043
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You call that a pizza? It's hardly and inch think, and there is cheese on the top? This is an insult to the Chicago Pope! 120
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today in correlation is causality news: Low testosterone makes people (men?) vote for trump. 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ride out to Stillwater with friend before we do the the twin cities bike tour... All the elevation change* of the 50 mile ride with 4 fewer miles... @bikemn.bsky.social *Nearly all of it on the Hill after the lift bridge 040
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sat down to tighten everything on the ebike (it's time for it's break in tune up) Rear spokes all feel like they could use an additional half turn, but my spoke wrench doesn't fit... Who has ever heard of a #3 spoke wrench!?! New wrench ordered... And everything else tightened in the mean time. 110
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I mean Nelson Mandela did have some thoughts about human rights and equality for all. Genghis Khan outlawed homosexuality, I don't know much about his views on transgender. JKs view probably align closer to Khan... The warlord and rapist. Maybe not a great thing to remind the world of. 020
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok, this is taking an even crazier turn... Are you people (gentlemen) smoking during your job interviews? Aren't you afraid you'll ignite your martini? 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bring purple stuff to you job interview, offer to share, odds are good middle management/hiring managers are old enough to get the joke and will find it endearing so long as you don't point out that the commercial stopped being aired before you were born. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To a job interview bring the weekly purchase limit of Costco motor oil with you, make it clear that you don't NEED the job, you've got oil money to fall back on. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Everyone is talking about what liquids not to bring, let's talk about what liquids you should bring. I say, bring a sack of ink to spray at them while you escape when you realize you never want to work there. 1111
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some only fans dominatrix is kicking themselves for not patenting or copyrighting or trademarking this shtick when they first stated doing it a decade back. 020
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sure expressions, whatever... It's the presidential seal held onto the balcony by some string at the top and zip ties on the sides? 130
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026She is going to feel real embarrassed to be from MN when she learns what Tim Walz was Governor before, during, and after Metro surge, and blaming him whole simultaneously closing is better now miss that he is still here, and (some of) Trump's masked secret police are the ones that left. 001
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Last year there were not a lot of ebikes on the ~50 mile route*, plenty on the shared portions of the route. I don't know anything about charging availability I wasn't looking for it, but even if there are a few plugs I wouldn't count on them being available with all the bikes there. 220
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So who do they hold on contempt? Trump himself? The secret service officers not allowing entry? Their bosses that have them the orders? The whole of Trump security apparatus? Who goes to jail until this is made right? 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Reading this I initially assumed the "R" word in question was "Racist"... I mean why else would we care what those "on the right" (Republicans, another R word) thought unless it was a slur against them? I mean if every black person suddenly became fine with the "N" word that'd be news, right? 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turning the "diesel ban" knob then looking at the markets for approval before turning it back and looking at the markets for approval. Except the markets are tired of this shit and believe in the TACO. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's confusing the crap out of the new FBI agents!static.klipy.comButters Stotch: It's All Very Confusing!ALT: Butters Stotch: It's All Very Confusing! 020
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Everyone who talks to Scott Jenson should follow up every answer he gives with "and is that what you think the state auditor does?" 050
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Should just rename the country, the island, the kingdom all to "America" 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Système international d'unités Americans will never accept this, it's like someone didn't learn from Jimmy Carter's mistakes.en.wikipedia.orgInternational System of Units - Wikipedia 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's actually kind of impressive he didn't rename it "America intelligence" Though maybe someone pointed out that all the other countries already use that as the punch line to all their jokes. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Waiting for the "we gave AI an IQ test (Trump's favorite measure of intelligence after the "name that animal" cognitive test) and the v results were [higher/lower] than Trump's suspected IQ." Articles to start being written. Either way works now that he has announced his superior AI is. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let's do houses! You might have made the payments but if you've never slept in the house the trump admin (totally not communists) is going to seize what you own because your not using it! And that's how trump and (totally not) communism fixed the housing crisis. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This guy's poor ex wife... She'd been telling him to sit down and shut up for his long? But the glasses, he'll listen to the glasses. Anyhow, if the glasses could tell him to sit down and shut up about AI that'd be great. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Going out on a limb here and guess that the NRA probably gives more awards to white men with a right wing political ideology... If you want more conservatives to win awards for writing books get conservatives to read more books. If you want more gun awards for liberals arm more liberals. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can't blame me, they have me going into the office 5 days a week now, I do my best to look like a crowd walking between the office building and parking ramp... Which are not coincidentally the only two places I go downtown. 040
Reposted by JonJon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026After 9/11 Bush jr told us to shop. During WWII FDR told us to grow victory gardens and collect aluminum for the war effort. During the war to distract from the Epstein files Trump tells Americans to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, just act normal in these unusual times. 221
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 21/09/202640mpg shouldn't be a high efficiency vehicle in 2026, average for new cars should be like 46mpg at this point! *Listens to ear piece* I've just been informed Obama era efficiency standards were rolled back and actual average is 27mpg. At least many of us are working remote most of the time-static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave Hot Dog SuspectALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I remember when the GOP was trying to sell us on a $1.50 a week tax cut being a lot of money. I mean you could get a Costco membership and save a lot more money.usatoday.comHouse Speaker Paul Ryan's Costco tax cut tweet draws taunts — especially from DemocratsHouse Speaker Paul Ryan's tweet touting the GOP tax cut's $1.50 impact on a weekly paycheck drew taunts on Twitter Saturday. 130
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026After 9/11 Bush jr told us to shop. During WWII FDR told us to grow victory gardens and collect aluminum for the war effort. During the war to distract from the Epstein files Trump tells Americans to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, just act normal in these unusual times. 221
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey folks, I know the weather is not the best for outside projects right now, but seeing a lot of cars with burnt out bulbs and it's going to be a lot nicer replacing then now than in 3 months. Quick check if your lights now can make life easier. 021
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Was thinking about bicycling to the book store this morning... Weather is iffy, but I've got rain jacket, panniers with rain covers, fenders, etc. Tie breaker was checking the bicycle parking situation on Google Street view... Nothing to lock up to, 120
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I remember when eXtreme was spelled with a capital X and was about energy drinks and skateboarding... Somewhere it shifted to a lower case x and became all about being a virgin and deciding to lean into all the qualities that keep you a virgin (still energy drinks though but also colloidal silver) 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"It's not possible, but it is going to happen." --Man trying to talk about what is "rational" 000