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@astijl.bsky.social
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☁️🗡️ more fuel ash teal, she/her Minneapolis, obviously

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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 4h
A real life??? owl????? hoo-hoo-hooing outside my window????
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 11h
More sky
The end of a sunset over Lake Hiawatha, with the bike bridge over Minnehaha crick silhouetted in the midground.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is there no record of these. They only existed at school
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cleaned the light layer of dead wasps (literal) off all the surfaces of my basement, including the pond, and feeling productive but murderous.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Winy Maas, Spanish horse.
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I asked my kid if she knows how to spell “skunk” and she said, “No, but I’ll ask around.”
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I first got Bluesky, I did not anticipate how much it would be literally about the sky
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me, six months ago, starting a new WIP: Ooh! and maybe I can wear this to the Monarch Festival. Me, at the start of this week: *Only a third of the way done, sweating* Me, three hours after the event has started and the sun is hot: *Weaving in ends and speed blocking*
A crocheted cardigan that looks like giant monarch butterfly wings in shades of muted red, on a dress form.The back of the cardigan, laid flat on a couch. Quite a cute finished object, but what a dogshit pattern, fuck this pattern.Nori the Swedish Vallhund dog, at the edge of the Minneapolis Monarch Festival, standing in front of the photo spot giant painted wings they always mount to the tennis court fence, but I think this year they have a new set, because there’s yellow paint in the design.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Chinese American urge to learn how to make dumplings after watching Crazy Rich Asians
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hmm … HMMMM
Screenshot of an image search of “eomer helm”Screenshot of a search for “crochet hat”Screenshot of a search for “amigurumi horses.”
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everybody look at the skyyyyy
Blue sky with sparse clouds entirely lit up pink orange
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How do I monetize Pixar’s use of my exact 2002 likeness
A Chinese American tween with bangs clipped to the side in a blue hair clip and silver grey oval glasses (from Hong Kong!), buck teeth, and peace sign.What it would look like if you fed the previous photo into AI and said make that kid look like a Pixar movie, but is actually a genuine screenshot of the main character from Pixar’s “Turning Red.” I also had three best friends during this era, but no sexual awakening or whatever else happened during this forgettable movie.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Wednesdays we AWOOO
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
lol we gotta actually hear it before we post, guys
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ya boy is STUDENT DEBT FREEEEEEEEEE
A photo of a screen showing PAID IN FULL $0 Balance Loans babyyyyyy
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How did I not know wasp stings hurt this bad!
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WHENNNNNNNN THHHHHHE—
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AT THE SUNSET! Nah, only foolin'. Go ahead.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A picture of my dog lying down, leaning on the thighs of someone wearing shorts, sitting with on the floor with her.Same dog on a leash looking back at the camera, heavily backlit by orange sunset clouds on very bright blue, just before they turned a pretty pink.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching Steel Magnolias with my sister for the first time. We’re going to be affecting Southern accents for quite some time now.
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
La luna está llena, mi cama vacía
Low moon, all orange, behind tree silhouettesSame, but sharper focus, less color accuracy
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kettle broke this week and I’ve been dehydrated af ever since
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Moons getting its ass ate
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eee! I got a ribbon (fifth place 😌) with my crocheting!
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Walking into the office building, listening to a @dailyzeitgeist podcast about gwyneth Paltrow. The lobby is playing Fix You by Coldplay, a song for and about Gwyneth Paltrow. I think, too smugly, wow this truly is The Zeitgeist
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
DON’T YOU UM ACTUALLY ME ON R/LOTR AND GET YOUR LORE WRONG ROAAAARRRR
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Coyle "Barricade Material" Boron @fack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i just think cogeneration is neat.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shoulda kept it a crop top
Me wearing a high neck, sleeveless tank, only partly through knitting so it’s a very cute crop top length. It’s meant to look like the flag of Minnesota, with the star where a superhero logo would be on the chest. The whole thing looks very superhero-y actually.The finished flag shirt, after blocking, hastily displayed on a dress formThe reverse of the shirt on a dress form, showing the rebel loon where the star would be, because something about having the back exactly the same as the front would feel tacky to me
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Imagining the next Spider-verse movie comes out nine years from now, itself a surprise part one for a future sequel.
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Bree | PAILBN Art @pailbn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Will you accept his offer of companionship? 🐦 #art #digitalart #doodle #pigeon #pigeonsky
Pigeon doodle with text “I am here for your love for your affection for your seed”
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
On Wednesdays we AWOOO
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Was on a boat. Saw a loon. Knit a loon.
A loon, blurryA loon as it’s diving and then it disappears underwater and you never see it again
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When people read books, does anyone really actually watch a little movie, quietly in their own head? Or does everyone just abstractly remember-imagine concepts and characters vaguely related, like this, as I suspect they do
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
La luna está llena, mi cama vacía
Red moon with some maple type leaves silhouetted in the foregroundThe moon, redder than any halogen lamp
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dinner with distant family visiting from Hong Kong and all the talk of traveling finally drove me to make the dessert in HK I miss most, ginger milk curd
Four ramekins of pudding made by splashing hot milk and sugar onto fresh ginger juice, which curdles the milk. I haven’t tried to grate ginger in years, because it’s so much work; and I’ve never tried to do the classic version (ie not steamed egg whites or silken tofu), because I’ve been too nervous to use a cooking thermometer.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That’s right. Exactly what I’ve always wanted.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yes of course I remember the Odyssey
Entry of the old Odyssey Cafe restaurant that used to be at the Mall of America. It was a big, themed restaurant, like Rainforest Cafe meets the Cheesecake Factory. The picture shows the globe fountain thing that, if you got a drink in one of the plastic souvenir cups, would show up on the cup as a logo.The Odyssey cafe’s ocean themed zone with projections of fish on the walls as an aquarium and wavy clouds feature ceiling The savanna themed zone at the Odyssey Cafe that had projections of animals that very slowly moved across the plains landscape on the walls. The ceiling had plants across it, like Tucci Benucch did too
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Guess what the next WIP (mock neck shirt) is going to look like
Hand knit WIP halter top neck started in navy blue with the top of a white star; a skein of sky blue yarn next to it.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Constantly forgetting and shocked to discover again that huge swathes (a majority???) of The Lord of the Rings fans are white supremacists. I’m the idiot here, I guess.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Good golly
A fresh white residential air filter behind the one it’s replacing at my house, which is a much darker, burnt grey color.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Feeling bad for the bunnies and squirrels in this smoke 😞
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fuck ICE
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Rafael Tavares ★彡 @thetavares.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Por que esse sorriso, Robert Venturi?
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Allison Harvard mentioned!!
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Okay but one that doesn’t cost five figures 😭
A cargo bike that’s little, like a muli, but costs about three times as much. Because it’s an R&M. AND I’d have to buy a custom seat because otherwise it’s still too big for me. Still, these test rides are so lovely.
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tried to make cutesy uncrustables and only ended up with three decent ones
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Daylilies and bellflowers 😞
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Posy (westie dog), Lake Hiawatha, 2023
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Witch-King @astijl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What part of the cow is the angus
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