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Ducking Grey Duck

@duckinggreyduck.bsky.social
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Birder, 80HD, chaotic good, 📚 lover, atheist, nerd, stitcher, cat mom, she/they, ace, liberal, Mpls-Adjacent Pfp: cartoon of a white woman with brown hair against an aqua background. Shirt is duck duck grey duck image. ko-fi.com/duckinggreyduck

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22h
Your daily affirmation: When the going gets tough, the tough get going. And when the horrors persist, we must become the mossy horror who persists at the heart of each forest.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 15h
I mean.... Would.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23h
As all the mechanics in my life I know hit their thirties they have either figured out how to get their way to running a shop/management, or their bodies are breaking. To make a living with manual labor in this country is to destroy your body and receive a societal shrug when you’re disabled.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 21h
Son of a.... I already have a tortilla press.... This is what's going to tip me over into linocut isn't it
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 31/08/2025
Two panels of Fox Mulder speaking

Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government.

If you die, you let them off the hook.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Third try's the charm or something like that
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, my husband had pictures of his cats in his Plenty of Fish profile. I immediately favorited him and the rest is history.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y'all... Get in on this! There's some great stuff in there
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Istg high school football games are going to be banned before guns
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026
good news
starting tomorrow everything is going to be OKAY!!
they just announced it
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh dear, I have found another hawthorn on the opposite side of the same park. Do I focus on one, or do I need to double my gift giving?
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might be relevant to many MSP folks
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ready to throw my phone off a cliff so I never receive another text message again
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Catmint Studios 💚 @catmintstudios.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sticker books have landed! ✨ [ #cuteart #artshop ]
A photograph of a reusable sticker book. The book has a pattern of rainbows around the edges and a chubby white cat sitting in the middle playing with their own sticker book. The text reads “all my gay little stickers”
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone super cool made this 😉
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Richfield Report @richfieldreport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
League of Women Voters is hosting a candidate forum on Saturday for those running for state senate, state rep, mayor, and city council
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/09/2026
Taking a beat to appreciate Fat Bear Week. Likely the all-time most successful government social media campaign by every metric. NASA has to send people to space to get the same amount of attention. Remarkable work from NPS every year to coordinate the public observation of fat bears.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I looked at my arm this morning and thought it was looking better, so I could probably forgo the aspercream. The itchiness now that I'm at the office says otherwise. This is the longest I've had a reaction at the injection site, but it's nothing alarming, just a pink blotch and some itchies.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Backpack forever!
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 29/09/2026
also you can go to atlas.jazco.dev to get a picture of how broad the *real* discourse is on this site, and not just this one issue that has people aggro. go find a discourse that brings you joy, not sorrow or anger.
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Mateo @bozodeluxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bodega data point: Last fiscal year, just in the midwest region, 1.4 million job applications were submitted. 14,000 were hired.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Psssst, we don't need to criticize the bodies of terrible people
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Note to self: be a little bit more of a monster
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I apparently can't adjust the brightness on my monitor and that feels like a hate crime
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I weirdly didn't feel sleepy at all today and now suddenly I need to SLEEP.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giant baby
A baby carrot in a hand. This carrot is ridiculously long. It is twice the length of the average baby carrot. It is about two finger-widths longer than the four fingers it rests against
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zyrtec and a little aspercream has helped significantly
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hives! At the injection site
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK NICE NO MORE MINNESOTA NICE See, not that hard. And maybe if you don't want to be villainized, you should stop being fucking villains
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 11/06/2026
"Being a grown up sucks,' said Ramona just before taking a large swig of Malört straight from the bottle. — an excerpt from 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘺, 𝘈𝘨𝘦 45
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I took a walk to my health and to visit the hawthorn, and while I don't regret it, my whole body hurts and I'm going to whine about it. I know it's for a good reason, and I know it should only last a day, but I'm going to whine nonetheless. And now back to bed with Martha
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $275/$700 @garaktailor.com · 27/09/2026
GO BUY BREE ARTS
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 Every jo-oint hurts Right now🎶
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Mitch and Mark so much. I'm glad I finally get to see their original series
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's elder panic: There is a Vikings game soon, and suddenly Fubo is refusing to show local channels
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Much to the chagrin of the eepiest boy in the world, my dad called and we all had to get up
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am apparently not going anywhere or doing anything for a while
An orange and white cat passed out on top of a human, which you can tell from an arm in the foreground
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found a hawthorn tree at my local pond, and I need to come up with gifts for the neighbors I can have handy for when I go on walks.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/09/2026
MN voters: amending the state constitution requires a majority of voters to vote yes - abstaining from the school funding question on your ballot this year is effectively a no-vote. Please take a sec to get informed before you submit your ballot! www.lwvmn.org/2026-constit...
A portion of the MN official ballot that reads

Constitutional Amendments
Failure to vote on a constitutional amendment will have the same effect as voting no on the amendment.
To vote for a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "Yes" on that question. To vote against a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "No" on that question.
Increasing funding to school districts
Shall the Minnesota Constitution be amended to increase the funding going to all school districts from the permanent school fund, which is a fund that supports school districts without raising individual income or property taxes, effective July 1, 2027?

(This is a photo of my ballot where I have selected yes)
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooh! I can finally watch the Oslo season of The Block! For some reason that season had never been on the streaming services.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this some pop culture thing I don't understand?
A cup of Baja blast from Taco Bell with a picture of a woman crossing her arms and tilting her head. She is surrounded by text in swirly writing that reads "you seem pretty pink for a Baja blast". Everything described is in pink
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jab jab motherfucker
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both Twister and Twisters
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walked in on the cat making yet another podcast; tiptoed back out. #nzpets
A very hard “excuse you” stare from a black and white cat sitting on a desk, with a microphone set-up at face level.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just scheduled my double shot for tomorrow morning
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