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TheHeckle

@theheckle.bsky.social
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 20h
Developers developers developers developers
A chart depicting the differences between an X (Twitter) dev and a Bsky dev. The X dev is depicted as a meek man hiding behind an anime pfp, while the Bsky dev is depicted as Poochie from The Simpsons

X dev: -Anime pfp despite being 47 years old...
which would be fine if it was one of the
cool animes
- Hypes up Grok like a soccer mom
in a principal's office
- Can't find any of their actual work
somehow but can find plenty of 
"dicey" opinions on people with
a skin color under hex code #FFFFFF
- Unconfirmed if just Elon again on
another account or not
- Hates trans people

Bsky dev:
- Account is just their first name
- Tries to act cool and fresh like
a millennial desperately trying to cling onto
stomp clap music
- "Ok guys, I understand this is an issue.
Let's break this down"
- Has plenty of time in the day to defend
their Claude usage but seemingly not enough
to implement images in DMs
- Hates trans people
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 3h
Yuji Naka has used his one free phone call to ask us to put Sonic Frontiers - Definitive Edition for the Nintendo Switch 2 on sale. We said no.
Sonic Frontiers - Definitive Edition for the Nintendo Switch 2
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 23m
it is very funny how many people will claim machines are conscious and lay out reasons why when we don't even understand how or why *humans* are conscious, and like. we are those
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 3h
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TheHeckle @theheckle.bsky.social · 3h
That's valid
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TheHeckle @theheckle.bsky.social · 3h
gundam wing understands the teenage experience
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TheHeckle @theheckle.bsky.social · 3h
a decent chunk of gundam wing is teenagers being like "yep, i sure am down to die right now"
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Sophie's dog @elektra.dog · 4h
WARHOUND 2: Sartha Goes To Therapy
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 4h
the first step to escaping a cage is realizing that you're in one
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TheHeckle @theheckle.bsky.social · 6h
god you're so cool
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14h
ninja posting on twitter in june 2012 with the text: "Family guy drinking game: Peter says Lois 1 drink, Bryan and Stewie argue 2 drinks, Chris is confused 1 drink, Peter fights chicken, 3 drink"
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 13h
punishment for posting this: work immediately became crazy and i've been too exhausted to draw. please pray i have the time for girlporn again soon
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Sayla💕 but Montag📗 @sayladarkmode.bsky.social · 23h
they should make a Gundam Palette let me do my eyeshadow in the exact color of amuro's little red stripe on his normal suit that makes it feel like he is bleeding
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Duff McWhalen @duffmixwhalen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Is it purity politics to want Democrats to not throw trans people under the fucking bus?
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 23h
i dont give a fuck. joe blow shouldnt be able to decide if trans kids get to have rights
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Kras Mazov @pepperonidave.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trans rights or we all lose.
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Zoey Astra 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @estrogen.pro · 14/10/2026
Trans rights are non-negotiable.
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hole foe @hole-friend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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cee🔞🐶 @rnslivr.bsky.social · 16h
non verbal puppy and kitty make out sloppy style
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brellom @brellom.bsky.social · 17h
when are they going to make a metroid tv series where metroid is an overworked office worker during the day but has to transform into a tokusatsu action hero whenever space pirate aliens attack the city
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Shadow the Hedgehog's Discord kitten @schizokonoko.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
mfw when she says "down mutt" and suddenly it's 5 hours later and she's suggesting i wash my face before my uber gets here
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Shadow the Hedgehog's Discord kitten @schizokonoko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
polyamorous age regressors be like
YouTube screenshot of "My Thoughts on Other Mommy" by penguinz0
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Neri ❤️‍🩹 Commissions: closed @cineris.net · 04/10/2026
For @BigFatWitchHat 🖤
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Slight wardrobe malfunction..
Bridget guilty gear popping an embarrassed boner while wrapped lightly in gift ribbon
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MalberryBush @malberrybush.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 7: Public All's well when it ends well...?
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meat @puppybox.bsky.social · 20h
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Lova @lova3d.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Exactly.
I will outlive you. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Lova @lova3d.itch.io · 03/10/2026
"This is not a place of honor"
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it
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Shadow the Hedgehog's Discord kitten @schizokonoko.bsky.social · 21h
yk what, twitter apparently still has its moments after all
screenshot of a twitter convo between me and some rando named Digital

me, Jun 24:
broke: finally watching TADC so you can weigh in on the toxic egg discourse  

woke: finally watching TADC so you dont have to feel guilty about making Pomni do the fortnite dances that make you feel funny

Digital, Oct. 5:
shut up

me, 22 minutes ago:
ok

Digital, 21m
so sorry

Digital, 21m
i dont remember why i did this

me, 14 oct 26, 4:51pm
no its okay it was really funny lmao
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
in order to combat an oligarchic psy-op, you have to call it what it is, and you have to call those promoting it what they are as well: willing tools of elite patriarchal power against the people. traitors. you have to meet that reality seriously, and reject their top-down ideology out of hand.
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The Asheville Blade @avlblade.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder: there is no "it's just sports" or "it's just trans youth care." These bans are evil themselves and lay the foundation for further attacks on our lives. Anti-trans Democrats, like congressional candidate Jamie Ager, are collaborating with genocide. There can be no compromise:
patreon.com
A reminder about trans rights during this election season | The Asheville Blade
This is an election season reminder that there is no "it's just sports" or "it's just trans youth care." In addition to legally segregating
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TheHeckle @theheckle.bsky.social · 23h
drew this after doing my injection to capture my current vibe :3
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TheHeckle @theheckle.bsky.social · 23h
wondering why i was feeling so bummed and then realizing "oh! i forgor to inject my Girly Juice What Makes Me Girly today." and then i did and now i feel better :3
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 23h
lowkey gotta bring this look back sometime I fear I was cooking crazy style
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Harmless @prettyandharmless.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
turned my girlfriend into my doll recently. she is so hot, i am one cloud nine. Harmless dom-posting? more likely than you think. #hypnosis #hypnokink #dollification
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Omelas Child 2: Revengeance @yaoi2.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Girl penis, or as I like to call mine, penis.
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autumn, Her work-in-progress @dailygrowl.life · 14/10/2026
im building a collection
a panel of snoopy from peanuts: he is sitting in the grass glowering at nothing in particular. he is thinking: "i wish i could bite somebody... i need a release from my inner tensions.."a panel of snoopy from peanuts: he is wielding a tennis racket, baring his teeth and jumping about. he is thinking: "KILL! KILL! KILL!!"
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doodled @erikaceous.vtubers.social to practice my ball joints
Sketch of an unclothed doll girl with hair in a low ponytail, holding her hands to her torso and thigh as she kneels.
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Locked Thorn & Lumière Rose (Commissions Open) @prickledroses.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Welcome back true believers! Is Marvel fixed yet? No? You want more?! Well, the amazing Gwenpool with help from us and the amazing @polmanning.bsky.social have an idea that'll fix engagement with Marvel's mystical side in a jiffy!
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 14/10/2026
The folks at Valve have gotta LOVE the Epic Game Store, right? Someone to point to and say, "see, we're not a monopoly, look at those guys over there!" while being incapable of delivering anything anyone wants.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can confirm that this client runs like shit.
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WarriorPoetRex777 @fabledheroes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Drop some muscles
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know a shiver went down her spine when she saw that big V word approaching
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think Ossoff captures something that Newsom never did: the Dem base wants you to fight but they want real shit not goofy memes and too-online riffs
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
OSSOFF: You didn't answer earlier. Answer now. Did Donald Trump win the 2020 election? MIKE COLLINS: You know, the 2020 election. Everybody has seen my views on that OSSOFF: What are they? COLLINS: There was a lot of doubt in that election OSSOFF: I didn't hear an answer
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Speed tit post
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Queso Rosa, Fantasma Verde @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
- Look, he may be a nepo baby, but the music is actually good - I'm sorry, but the new Julian Hitler album just gives me the ick
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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