Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Unfortunately, I disagree extremely hard on this one. The whole point is that Jon is a bad candidate to bear the ring initially, but once he rejects the cycle of inflicted pain, he becomes someone worthy. Partially as someone who struggles with depression, I thought he was a perfect superhero. 100
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I never thought I'd see those as "The Good Old Days," but HERE WE ARE 110
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026old enough to remember the days when Wizards would not acknowledge the secondary market now seeing "toploader" references on a collector card is a litttttttle weird 161
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzCatherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging. 252749727
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzHeartache Kits @hsticka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just heard @npr.org say "no one knows how to fairly divvy up the bill" regarding the increase in utility costs due to data centers. Easy. Data centers pay. The infrastructure, increase, their own bills. If I walk into a store and fuck up everything in there, I have to pay for it. Why don't they? 56914174
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love the trend where people post old photos showing they were an unlikely match for their spouse in high school but unfortunately I cannot participate because my husband and I look like we would have formed an Evanescence cover band if we’d met in 2009 53507
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzDanny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And that’s not sustainable & it legitimately terrifies me to the point I’ve had conversations with right wing former friends that were so devoid of basic facts of reality that I still stay up at night sometimes thinking about how far gone they are 546260
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nah. Just means our tastes aren't the median. 110
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Win my upcoming epic low fantasy book The Cathedral of Portals in a GoodReads giveaway (if you're American and have an account!). The early reviews say "The Cathedral of Portals left me feeling dizzy, deeply touched and trying to put feelings into words"! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent... 033
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Welp, I've listened to the new Big Hit Song What Has Been On The Charts For A Record Amount Of Time And I forgot that I listened to it until someone else mentioned it today, so that should tell you how much I enjoyed it And that's okay that I don't connect with it! 120
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If someone is new to a kink or poly scene and you're an experienced hand, have you considered just BEING A FRIEND? You don't have to sex them up right away; you can be a decent person who supports them without taking advantage of their naivete. 083
Reposted by Ferrett Steinmetzrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program 441667287
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The best we can hope for here is that conservative voters treat Ramaswamy the same way they treated Hillary and Kamala; they won't be *actively* racist, they'll just find nitpicky reasons to not like Ramaswamy that are *deniably* racist 010
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzKarida CraftyEnby @preciouskarida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heads up if you’re a cat’s person and feed them Purina One Plus Urinary Tract Health food. I managed to get 3 different bags across 2 stores that had mold in them. It has to be a bad lot and hasn’t been recalled yet. 032
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Very gingerly dipping a toe into the stagnant pond of The Discourse I think it’s obviously fine to not hear popular songs but my reaction to learning “a song I don’t know has broken loads of popularity records“ is “oh I should hear it, maybe I’ll like it”, why would it not be that? 3514218
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249712752
Reposted by Ferrett Steinmetzflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds 81492676
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every time-EVERY time-I'm told that a Democratic candidate is the safe pick, they've gone down in flames (except for one), starting all the way back with Mondale, through Dukakis, Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala. Democrats think that what is "electable" chilly are policy wonks AND THEY ARE WRONG 050
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Have you ever tried to read a scientific journal article and been told “you don’t have access, pay to download this article?” Did you know that the author of that article gets $0 if you pay? Instead, you can email the author and ask for a free copy! I’d be delighted to help and answer questions! 411922775
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280902880
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can sing along with pretty much any song on this word-for-word. 110
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ironically, it's Gangs of New York. (Scorcese got the feel of NYC right, but bolting a pretty bog-standard romance/revenge plot onto it felt like a disservice of the uniqueness of NYC to me.) For a photo essay, How The Other Half Lives. 110
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'd say Battlebots, but that can't be a surprise, really. So I guess it'd be 19th century New York. I've read a lot of books on the history of the city - but more importantly, the feel of it. It's an amazing and foreign place, and Gangs of New York did it an injustice. 120
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy to report that CONTROL: Resonant is as good as I had hoped. The first boss is one of the most impressive boss visuals I've ever seen, and yes, I've played most of the Souls games. WOOOOOOOstatic.klipy.comControl Resonant taniALT: Control Resonant tani 040
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652941236
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage 455811685
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"We will take a stand for precisely 36 hours. That'll learn him." 020
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A side note to the "Why bother to have your players roll a skill check at all if failure means you'll roll again" If the entire campaign collapses if a perception check fails to see the clue that gets them to the next plot hook, DON'T HAVE THE PERCEPTION CHECK BE FAILABLE. (Or have redundancies) 020
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.” 23745631213
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191353863
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11896971921
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzMom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think retirement age is one of the starkest differences between people with physically demanding jobs and those without. The former absolutely do not want to work longer where as the latter find it one of the least objectionable social security fixes. 1811923
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzJadzia Axelrod 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy #BatmanDay, big guy. 104785919
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzSable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026only the democratic party could come into a midterm against a historically unpopular president and his wounded party, currently waging an unpopular war that threatens the entire global economy amidst multiple internal crises, and go "we should compromise our integrity to look more similar to them" 7552135
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786372557
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026CONSULTANT: "We've found that the phrase 'I voted with Republicans' is the set of words most likely to sour young progressives on a potential candidate. But is there anything we could add to make it worse?" MARCY KAPTUR: "Wait, I got it" 030
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzDeus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18/09/2026I promise you, from the transgender sector, women bringing their own penises do not have it any better 022
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"I have to accompany my wife to her doctor's appointment so she has a penis" An inelegant statement, perhaps, but alas, almost every woman needs a penis handy in the doctor's office if they want to be taken seriously 231
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am leery of pushing the "It's been too years" angle too hard because if we ever get a Democratic President with any power again, I guarantee you we will still be repairing the damage Trump caused 602 days in. 020
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There is at least a kernel of truth in this statement, and the fact that Democrats are shitting their britches because someone said it tells you all you need to know about why Democrats will never shift the Overton Window. (Meanwhile, Republicans are telling you how Haitians are eating the dogs) 040
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The one time I know that Apple TV pushed back on a show, Vince Gilligan admitted it was a valid critique and made it a major portion of the finale Which impressed me even MORE about Apple because I would have bet that there was ZERO interference. But productive interference?static.klipy.comKeanu Reeves Woah ReactionALT: Keanu Reeves Woah Reaction 020
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"I tell my daughter, 'For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that {anti-gay stuff}, say it's because your dad was a fool. Don't defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I'm not now." Kind of how I'm trying to live my life these days. Not that I was anti-gay but I WAS a fool 040
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Look at all these monsters! I'm gonna level up so many times!"static.klipy.comAkakichi No Eleven BroALT: Akakichi No Eleven Bro 010
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thank you. I do this only because I really can't hit the little heart to confirm it, as this is gonna be painful for EVERYONE, not just the instigators 020