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Ferrett Steinmetz

@theferrett.bsky.social
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Writer of FLEX/SOL MAJESTIC/my new book series, DRAGON KINGS OF OKLAHOMA. Quietly (re)connecting with friends, nothing more. Please don't make this weird.

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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 56m
Win my upcoming epic low fantasy book The Cathedral of Portals in a GoodReads giveaway (if you're American and have an account!). The early reviews say "The Cathedral of Portals left me feeling dizzy, deeply touched and trying to put feelings into words"! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent...
The Cathedral of Portals - the new book from Ferrett Steinmetz
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 2h
Welp, I've listened to the new Big Hit Song What Has Been On The Charts For A Record Amount Of Time And I forgot that I listened to it until someone else mentioned it today, so that should tell you how much I enjoyed it And that's okay that I don't connect with it!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If someone is new to a kink or poly scene and you're an experienced hand, have you considered just BEING A FRIEND? You don't have to sex them up right away; you can be a decent person who supports them without taking advantage of their naivete.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best we can hope for here is that conservative voters treat Ramaswamy the same way they treated Hillary and Kamala; they won't be *actively* racist, they'll just find nitpicky reasons to not like Ramaswamy that are *deniably* racist
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Karida CraftyEnby @preciouskarida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heads up if you’re a cat’s person and feed them Purina One Plus Urinary Tract Health food. I managed to get 3 different bags across 2 stores that had mold in them. It has to be a bad lot and hasn’t been recalled yet.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very gingerly dipping a toe into the stagnant pond of The Discourse I think it’s obviously fine to not hear popular songs but my reaction to learning “a song I don’t know has broken loads of popularity records“ is “oh I should hear it, maybe I’ll like it”, why would it not be that?
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time-EVERY time-I'm told that a Democratic candidate is the safe pick, they've gone down in flames (except for one), starting all the way back with Mondale, through Dukakis, Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala. Democrats think that what is "electable" chilly are policy wonks AND THEY ARE WRONG
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you ever tried to read a scientific journal article and been told “you don’t have access, pay to download this article?” Did you know that the author of that article gets $0 if you pay? Instead, you can email the author and ask for a free copy! I’d be delighted to help and answer questions!
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy to report that CONTROL: Resonant is as good as I had hoped. The first boss is one of the most impressive boss visuals I've ever seen, and yes, I've played most of the Souls games. WOOOOOOO
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Control Resonant tani
ALT: Control Resonant tani
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"We will take a stand for precisely 36 hours. That'll learn him."
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A side note to the "Why bother to have your players roll a skill check at all if failure means you'll roll again" If the entire campaign collapses if a perception check fails to see the clue that gets them to the next plot hook, DON'T HAVE THE PERCEPTION CHECK BE FAILABLE. (Or have redundancies)
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think retirement age is one of the starkest differences between people with physically demanding jobs and those without. The former absolutely do not want to work longer where as the latter find it one of the least objectionable social security fixes.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy #BatmanDay, big guy.
A panel from JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS by Jadzia Axelrod, Nicole Maines, Nicola Scott, Annette Kwok, J. Bone, Marissa Louise, Brandt&Stein, Vincent Cecil, Stephen Sadowski, Dan Jurgens, Norm Rapmund, Joe Quinones, Dearbhla Kelly, Trish Mulvihill, Hi-Fi, Jan Bazaldua, Rosi Kampe, Adriano Lucas, Triona Farrell, Jodie Troutman and Frank Cvetkovic, in which Batman turns to face Galaxy in the hallway of the Justice League Watchtower.

Batman: THERE WAS NO JUST CAUSE FOR YOU TO HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT. IF SOMEONE IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR PRESENCE ALONE, THEN IT'S THEM WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE, NOT YOU.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
only the democratic party could come into a midterm against a historically unpopular president and his wounded party, currently waging an unpopular war that threatens the entire global economy amidst multiple internal crises, and go "we should compromise our integrity to look more similar to them"
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CONSULTANT: "We've found that the phrase 'I voted with Republicans' is the set of words most likely to sour young progressives on a potential candidate. But is there anything we could add to make it worse?" MARCY KAPTUR: "Wait, I got it"
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18/09/2026
I promise you, from the transgender sector, women bringing their own penises do not have it any better
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I have to accompany my wife to her doctor's appointment so she has a penis" An inelegant statement, perhaps, but alas, almost every woman needs a penis handy in the doctor's office if they want to be taken seriously
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am leery of pushing the "It's been too years" angle too hard because if we ever get a Democratic President with any power again, I guarantee you we will still be repairing the damage Trump caused 602 days in.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is at least a kernel of truth in this statement, and the fact that Democrats are shitting their britches because someone said it tells you all you need to know about why Democrats will never shift the Overton Window. (Meanwhile, Republicans are telling you how Haitians are eating the dogs)
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I tell my daughter, 'For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that {anti-gay stuff}, say it's because your dad was a fool. Don't defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I'm not now." Kind of how I'm trying to live my life these days. Not that I was anti-gay but I WAS a fool
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For Trump and the Ellisons, it's still a far better deal than 60 Minutes doing actual journalism.
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Karida CraftyEnby @preciouskarida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The automatic door for Meijer will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Still angry she never got the Presidential nomination. I'm pretty sure she would have won once she got enough eyes on her.
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Caring" isn't enough. You have do actually DO something about it or it doesn't count. If you have the means to make change and you refuse, you are complicit because neutrality always upholds the status quo. Words have meanings, and this is what "complicity" means.
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Catherine Shaffer @cathshaffer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I maintain that extreme wealth alone is a mental disease and in the future will be listed in the DSM. Visit the restroom before you read this, but do read it.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I believe that "having done your homework" should EXPAND your enjoyment of the narrative ("Yay, my favorite character is back!") without REQUIRING it ("They're expecting us to know who this character is and so they haven't bothered to give us a scene that shows us what this character is like").
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see people telling me "You can't really appreciate X book without reading Y author first" the same as telling me "You can't appreciate this season of The Mandalorian without watching five seasons of Rebels." If I can't enjoy a book/movie/etc on its own merits, that's a flaw in the narrative.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I personally had a much higher rate of my daughters clicking with stuff, but it was also thoroughly two-way - when they found a new show/movie/band they were excited about, they tried to get me into it. And so we dialed into each other's tastes. (Not that Mr. Scalzi did not, but it worked for me)
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So if I'm getting this right, the Iranian-backed forces have taken control of the primary alternative to the Strait of Hormuz? It's almost like one side is using strategy and the other side is operating off of a vodka-soaked roidhead's interpretation of a dementia patient's panicky whims
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dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would say for Biden, it's between this and "Deciding to challenge Trump to a debate when Trump was actively trying to avoid said debate." He could have probably won the reelection if he'd just holed up and not displayed his feebleness. But he had to call Trump out.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The thing is, even within the lifespan of the mainstream internet, things used to work a LOT more smoothly That was one of the huge arguments FOR mainstreaming the internet Now nothing is smooth. It’s crammed full of monetized barriers between user & task to boost stats & keep eyeballs locked in
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me, dictating to a friend as a documentary about Hitler plays in the background: "Hi, Hitler, how are you doing?"
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