Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 56mWin my upcoming epic low fantasy book The Cathedral of Portals in a GoodReads giveaway (if you're American and have an account!). The early reviews say "The Cathedral of Portals left me feeling dizzy, deeply touched and trying to put feelings into words"! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/ent... 012
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 2hWelp, I've listened to the new Big Hit Song What Has Been On The Charts For A Record Amount Of Time And I forgot that I listened to it until someone else mentioned it today, so that should tell you how much I enjoyed it And that's okay that I don't connect with it! 110
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If someone is new to a kink or poly scene and you're an experienced hand, have you considered just BEING A FRIEND? You don't have to sex them up right away; you can be a decent person who supports them without taking advantage of their naivete. 083
Reposted by Ferrett Steinmetzrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program 431636282
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The best we can hope for here is that conservative voters treat Ramaswamy the same way they treated Hillary and Kamala; they won't be *actively* racist, they'll just find nitpicky reasons to not like Ramaswamy that are *deniably* racist 010
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzKarida CraftyEnby @preciouskarida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heads up if you’re a cat’s person and feed them Purina One Plus Urinary Tract Health food. I managed to get 3 different bags across 2 stores that had mold in them. It has to be a bad lot and hasn’t been recalled yet. 032
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Very gingerly dipping a toe into the stagnant pond of The Discourse I think it’s obviously fine to not hear popular songs but my reaction to learning “a song I don’t know has broken loads of popularity records“ is “oh I should hear it, maybe I’ll like it”, why would it not be that? 3514218
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249462723
Reposted by Ferrett Steinmetzflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds 81489672
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every time-EVERY time-I'm told that a Democratic candidate is the safe pick, they've gone down in flames (except for one), starting all the way back with Mondale, through Dukakis, Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala. Democrats think that what is "electable" chilly are policy wonks AND THEY ARE WRONG 050
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Have you ever tried to read a scientific journal article and been told “you don’t have access, pay to download this article?” Did you know that the author of that article gets $0 if you pay? Instead, you can email the author and ask for a free copy! I’d be delighted to help and answer questions! 421918774
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280792873
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy to report that CONTROL: Resonant is as good as I had hoped. The first boss is one of the most impressive boss visuals I've ever seen, and yes, I've played most of the Souls games. WOOOOOOOstatic.klipy.comControl Resonant taniALT: Control Resonant tani 040
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652931236
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage 455681677
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"We will take a stand for precisely 36 hours. That'll learn him." 020
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A side note to the "Why bother to have your players roll a skill check at all if failure means you'll roll again" If the entire campaign collapses if a perception check fails to see the clue that gets them to the next plot hook, DON'T HAVE THE PERCEPTION CHECK BE FAILABLE. (Or have redundancies) 020
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.” 23845611212
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159191023849
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11996971916
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzMom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think retirement age is one of the starkest differences between people with physically demanding jobs and those without. The former absolutely do not want to work longer where as the latter find it one of the least objectionable social security fixes. 1811923
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzJadzia Axelrod 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy #BatmanDay, big guy. 104782917
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzSable, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026only the democratic party could come into a midterm against a historically unpopular president and his wounded party, currently waging an unpopular war that threatens the entire global economy amidst multiple internal crises, and go "we should compromise our integrity to look more similar to them" 7552135
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786362556
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026CONSULTANT: "We've found that the phrase 'I voted with Republicans' is the set of words most likely to sour young progressives on a potential candidate. But is there anything we could add to make it worse?" MARCY KAPTUR: "Wait, I got it" 030
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzDeus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18/09/2026I promise you, from the transgender sector, women bringing their own penises do not have it any better 022
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"I have to accompany my wife to her doctor's appointment so she has a penis" An inelegant statement, perhaps, but alas, almost every woman needs a penis handy in the doctor's office if they want to be taken seriously 231
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am leery of pushing the "It's been too years" angle too hard because if we ever get a Democratic President with any power again, I guarantee you we will still be repairing the damage Trump caused 602 days in. 020
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There is at least a kernel of truth in this statement, and the fact that Democrats are shitting their britches because someone said it tells you all you need to know about why Democrats will never shift the Overton Window. (Meanwhile, Republicans are telling you how Haitians are eating the dogs) 040
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"I tell my daughter, 'For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that {anti-gay stuff}, say it's because your dad was a fool. Don't defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I'm not now." Kind of how I'm trying to live my life these days. Not that I was anti-gay but I WAS a fool 040
Reposted by Ferrett Steinmetz🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For Trump and the Ellisons, it's still a far better deal than 60 Minutes doing actual journalism. 521737
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzKarida CraftyEnby @preciouskarida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: The automatic door for Meijer will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 053
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Still angry she never got the Presidential nomination. I'm pretty sure she would have won once she got enough eyes on her. 030
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzRo Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Caring" isn't enough. You have do actually DO something about it or it doesn't count. If you have the means to make change and you refuse, you are complicit because neutrality always upholds the status quo. Words have meanings, and this is what "complicity" means. 24816
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzCatherine Shaffer @cathshaffer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I maintain that extreme wealth alone is a mental disease and in the future will be listed in the DSM. Visit the restroom before you read this, but do read it. 022
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I believe that "having done your homework" should EXPAND your enjoyment of the narrative ("Yay, my favorite character is back!") without REQUIRING it ("They're expecting us to know who this character is and so they haven't bothered to give us a scene that shows us what this character is like"). 230
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I see people telling me "You can't really appreciate X book without reading Y author first" the same as telling me "You can't appreciate this season of The Mandalorian without watching five seasons of Rebels." If I can't enjoy a book/movie/etc on its own merits, that's a flaw in the narrative. 150
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I personally had a much higher rate of my daughters clicking with stuff, but it was also thoroughly two-way - when they found a new show/movie/band they were excited about, they tried to get me into it. And so we dialed into each other's tastes. (Not that Mr. Scalzi did not, but it worked for me) 020
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all. 8352241242
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation 424298857
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So if I'm getting this right, the Iranian-backed forces have taken control of the primary alternative to the Strait of Hormuz? It's almost like one side is using strategy and the other side is operating off of a vodka-soaked roidhead's interpretation of a dementia patient's panicky whims 020
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I would say for Biden, it's between this and "Deciding to challenge Trump to a debate when Trump was actively trying to avoid said debate." He could have probably won the reelection if he'd just holed up and not displayed his feebleness. But he had to call Trump out. 021
Reposted by Ferrett SteinmetzCatherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The thing is, even within the lifespan of the mainstream internet, things used to work a LOT more smoothly That was one of the huge arguments FOR mainstreaming the internet Now nothing is smooth. It’s crammed full of monetized barriers between user & task to boost stats & keep eyeballs locked in 3400117
Reposted by Ferrett Steinmetzandy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...) 8379832146
Ferrett Steinmetz @theferrett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me, dictating to a friend as a documentary about Hitler plays in the background: "Hi, Hitler, how are you doing?" 021