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>elf makes fun of me because human narrative art takes place over a hilariously short span of time, from the perspective of their long-lived race >i read an elfish book >its just a normal book but every chapter starts with '100 years later'

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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 10h

I really love that someone was just very quick-witted in an unpleasant moment almost 30 years ago and it's now a classic viral tweet that thousands of people have seen enough times to remember it fondly.

In 1997, outside a McDonald's on Queen Street, an older woman told two young Korean men to "speak English," and one of them fired back with a sarcastic impression: "Ooooo I want a nice cup of tea look at me I'm English I want to eat [dry/plain] toast."

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 9h

Reminder that Robin Hanson's whole deal is what he called Futarchy, literally government by sports gambling and prediction markets. This ended up influencing Curtis Yarvin, who ended up influencing all the worst fucking Nazi assholes to wholly embrace the legal sports betting clusterfuck.

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Futarchy - Wikipedia

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Nick Ostrem @nickostrem.swifties.social · 12/10/2026

Epic Handshake meme with Square-Enix fans and Frasier and Niles Crane shaking hands over “I question the quality of this port”

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Malwarebytes @malwarebytes.com · 3h

We discovered fake “Meta Careers” sites posing as legitimate Calendly scheduling pages that target job seekers to steal their Facebook and Google logins. Read our research.

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Fake Calendly “Meta Careers” pages steal Facebook and Google logins

An interview invitation becomes a trap for your Facebook and Google passwords, even with two-factor authentication turned on.

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 2h

Either a Doctor, Fire Fighter, or Paleontologist. Needless to say I didn't get anywhere near any of those.

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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 2h

Marty wrote one half-decent piece of music once and it went so much to his head that he became insufferable to the point that his own friends at Bungie kicked him out of the room for the negotiations with Microsoft. He hates me because I know this about him. Now all of you do too.

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House House @househouse.com · 3h

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)

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Elio Lappi 🐰🌟 Vtuber @eliolappi.bsky.social · 2h

this game is now my next priority purchase when im stable enough to. Based devs

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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 3h

Lawmakers have approved a constitutional amendment that will cap weekly employment hours at 40 with no cuts to wages, delivering on a signature pledge by President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. ft.trib.al/qQpxMyV

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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 18h

things to say to sam altman

-what are you intentions with my ram?
-i brought my own chinese model
-can you make the bubble pop?
-no more water for you buddy
-how’s your sister doing?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 12h

Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 8h

@WhateverVishal

My mom recently installed WhatsApp and thought that groups were meant for sorting contacts.

Long story short: She created a group called “Unimportant” with about 25 relatives and acquaintances.

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Fruities Team🍉 @fruitiesteam.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ace week is coming soon! Our schedule is almost complete for our Ace week raid train! We have a few slots left. See our schedule: horaro.net/aceweek26/sc... Want to apply for an open slot? There's still time! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

reads: "Fruities ace week, raid train October 25th to 30th"
Image shows main colors: black, greys, purples, and white. 4 ace cards are shown with fruits in the middle and 1 card with mascot mx fruity.

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 8h

Next stream... It'll be more Digimon Survive to conclude the Harmony Route! With the power of Boltboutamon on his side, Kaito makes his way towards The Master, aiming to kill him and destroy both worlds as revenge for losing Miu. Can Takuma and the others stop him in time?

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 8h

And that's the stream! A bit of a shorter one, but Chapter 11 was shorter than I remembered and figure Chapter 12 should warrant its own stream in case it took long than an hour and half. But Kaito gained the power he wanted and sacrificed Dracmon to Piedmon to gain the power of Boltboutamon...

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 11h

#GoingLive on Twitch with Digimon Survive! Kaito seeks revenge against everyone and everything for the death of his little sister, Miu. How will Takuma and the others face him? #vtuber #pngtuber #envtuber #vtuberen #malevtuber #smallvtuber #vsky #AIOptedOut #digimon twitch.tv/theazureguardian

Key art from Digimon Survive showing an old Japanese-style classroom, the glass of the windows broken and being covered in vines. Six teenagers and one child sit along the wall near the wooden desks with their Digimon partners nearby.

From left to right, the Digimon are: Labramon, Lopmon, Floramon, Kunemon, Falcomon, Agumon, Dracmon, and Syakomon.

From left to right, the humans are: Shuuji, Aoi, Saki, Ryo, Minoru, Takuma, Kaito, and Miu.

Red X's are stamped over Ryo's, Kunemon's, Shuuji's, Lopmon's, Miu's, and Syakomon's faces, signifying their deaths in the story.

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 11h

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Lamprey @lamprey.bsky.social · 11h

there's something tragically ironic about Uchikoshi having a game cancelled because a publisher wanted to force AI usage to cut costs

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 12h

Don't give up. You can cuss the whole time. But don't give up. Says Skeletor definitely cussing the whole fucking time jfc.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h

Corn Named World’s Sexiest Plant

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Tsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 12h

Really funny to see game news outlets posting this uncritically instead of looking at the website and noticing some funny business happening

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Elle @elle-loves-hugs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Pokémon Uranium just got a new final update patch to include its missing content, fixes, and postgame. Guess which old lady still exits in its credits, even if for a small insignificant reason?? This Elle right here!! I may be but a tiny snail in a room full of giants, but I'm still in the room! 🥳🐌

static.klipy.com

Squid Game 3: Gi-hun and Player 001 Celebrate

Alt: Squid Game 3: Gi-hun and Player 001 Celebrate

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ADHD Memes @adhdmemes.bsky.social · 14h

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dothack fanzine @dothackfanzine.bsky.social · 14h

💠 The Interest Check for To Everyone Still Logged In: a .hack 25th Anniversary Fanzine is NOW OPEN until November 14! 💠 📨: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

A graphic announcing the interest check for a DotHack 25th anniversary fanzine.

The image features a Chaos Gate with the words Now Open | 14 October - 14 November displayed in the center, with Kite and BlackRose positioned on either side of it.

At the very bottom are the social media links:

Bluesky, Instagram, and Tumblr: dothackfanzine

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Zoozoo 🐇🤖 @zoozooch.bsky.social · 14h

The duality of Vtuber vs IRL wardrobe 🤔. I do appreciate easy to clean clothing 🤫 #vtuber

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 14h

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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Man, console wars era videogame ads were WILD, like what is this????

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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 17h

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 15h

In Super Mario 64, tiny slivers of exposed out-of-bounds areas will cause Mario to bonk if he collides with them. However, the exact same scenario in Super Mario Sunshine is much more cruel to Mario. Here, instead of merely bonking, Mario will break his spine.

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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 15h

If a doctor approves a procedure, no insurance company should be legally allowed to deny coverage. This is the whole reason people have insurance in the first place. If we're going to keep this shit fuck system, at least force the motherfuckers to play by the rules they wrote.

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Orchid Memoria ⏳🐉 @memoria.moe · 15h

Did they also ask Claude what the best way to publicly themselves was?

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15h

I can confirm that this client runs like shit.

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Mtgames @mtgames.bsky.social · 16h

"Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded-" So you admit that you have no skills and you are a LOSER!

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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 16h

Pop this damn AI bubble already on God

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xct @xct.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It's my great pleasure to give a long overdue progress update on our fully human-translated and human-coded English patch for the legendary Tokimeki Memorial 2!

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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 16h

imagine being a major game company and ACTUALLY admitting to vibe coding.

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16h

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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 07/02/2025

Safety Tips from Anubis

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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Now that things have started to settle down a bit, gonna fire off some warning shots to keep rent low. Hi! 💜 ACAB means all. Free Palestine. Abolish ICE. Trans rights are not conditional. Capitalism is a disease. Republicans are Nazis. America is a fascist empire built on blood and suffering.

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

People go to concerts for fun escapism, not to hear politicized lyrics like: “Soldier boy, made of clay / Now an empty shell / Twenty one, only son / But he served us well / Bred to kill, not to care / Do just as we say” Or: “Don't tread on me / Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail”

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DarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive @darklordnecro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok

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Megan Herbert @meganjherbert.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Brilliant work by @mackinnonart.bsky.social

A reimagining of/homage to M. C. Escher's "Drawing Hands" showing a realistic human hand emerging from the paper drawing a robotic/AI hand which is also emerging from the paper... and that robotic hand, having turned the pencil around, is erasing the human hand. By Bruce MacKinnon

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